Really? She proved that external objects exist outside of our representations of them? I must have missed that.

Really? She proved that external objects exist outside of our representations of them? I must have missed that.

That window of time after a new stimulus is introduced but before the central nervous system habituates to it is always really something, isn’t it

“‘While it’s normal to some extent for our nation’s leaders to not be playing with a full deck,’ the statement concluded, ‘it’s just plain crazy to put an A1 nut boy like Mr. Kennedy in charge of public health, rather than in the booby hatch where he belongs.’”

Unquestioning fealty to the President under penalty of law is the new punk rock

“lol. lmao,”

Unquestioning fealty to the President under penalty of law is the new punk rock

Paramount Announces Next Star Trek Film Will Establish Charlie Kirk Ancestry For Captain James T. Kirk

Paramount Announces Next Star Trek Film Will Establish Charlie Kirk Ancestry For Captain James T. Kirk

Studying for my psychopomp’s license so that I can ferry my homies across the river Acheron to the underworld

Studying for my psychopomp’s license so that I can ferry my homies across the river Acheron to the underworld

"Sorry, fellas—Day of the Rope's been canceled. Looks like the kid was one of ours." *collective groan from rope-toting mob*

*instrumental version of Leonard Cohen’s ‘The Future’ plays on stadium organ*

12 Monkeys now appears to have been overly optimistic in positing that rulers in the future would want to stop a deadly virus

This sounds like the Law & Order intro but for a drama about horse dentists

Every single substance RFK Jr. consumes on a regular basis should be pulled from the market immediately and studied for potential links to being like RFK Jr.

Just met an asshole going to St. Ives who gawked at me as if he’d never seen someone with 7 wives, 49 sacks, 343 cats, and 2401 kittens before 🙄

Just learned this site flags certain accounts as “Rude,” lol

Swann when he sees a woman who does not appeal to him, who is not his type

Reading Philip Larkin's "This Be the Verse" to my 5yo and shaking my head the whole time so he knows that: 1. His mom and I aren't fucking him up 2. Misery doesn't deepen like the coastal shelf. It doesn't do that 3. He can have kids one day when he gets older, if he wants to

“I’ll admit, I was skeptical about the idea of electing a 10-foot-tall mayor. Seemed unwise to choose such a large man to run such a small town. But seeing you standing there, well, it takes a big man—or in my case an average-sized man *looking* at a big man—to admit he’s wrong.”

It has to be acknowledged that the cultural window of opportunity for a Kindergarten Cop sequel titled “Trigger Warning,” where Schwarzenegger goes undercover as a university professor, has assuredly passed us by

#bookcover #coverart

This is a rare example of the Nice Cross (Nice as in Nice, France)

This is a rare example of the Nice Cross (Nice as in Nice, France)

(to my wife when Claire's knee first appears in Claire's Knee) "That's Claire's knee"

My son and me talking about his first week of kindergarten

My son and me talking about his first week of kindergarten

Be kind, because you never know what someone else is going through

Nice set, bro—does it contain itself?

Walking into the Criterion Closet wearing an explosive vest and threatening to blow myself up unless they release an edition of Cronenberg’s “eXistenZ”

If someone tells your son or daughter, “Come away, O human child! to the waters and the wild with a faery, hand in hand, for the world's more full of weeping than you can understand,” you should immediately call the police

ChatGPT just assured me I’m destined to discover the key to all mythologies. Let’s fucking do this. 💪🏼

Almost used the word “gainsay” in casual conversation. Recession indicator.

Guy who’s stuck in a Groundhog Day time loop on August 8th 2004 and won’t be released until he stops this from happening

On the eve of his 5th birthday, my 4yo asked me, “Do you ever feel like 5—or however old you’re turning—is the best?”

If you tried to think of a parody of an LA donut shop, you couldn’t do much better

Apparently the inmates at the prison-house of language get wifi and conjugal visits?!?

My horse hath too many ears, milady… so I hereby giveth one to thee *unsheathes sword*

Shopping for an edition of The Metamorphosis in the original German and I’m torn between these two

If you *can* carry your dog this way, you should

When you do something really cool but no one is around to see it 😫

#bookcover #coverart

“A cropper” has got to be in the top five worst ways to come

Hollywood exec is sobbing while I’m pitching an “All Dogs Go to Heaven” reboot called “All Dogs Confront the 100 Peaceful and Wrathful Deities in the Bardo,” not sure if that’s a good or a bad sign

BEETLEJUICE (1988) Director of Photography: Thomas E. Ackerman | Director: Tim Burton | #OnePerfectShot