Did this Pit Devil this weekend that I’ll really happy with

[jeff foxworthy voice]

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone! The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

rolling a Nat 1 to Understand Gender may be the funniest thing I've ever done in a video game. Thank you @esotericebb.bsky.social

🎶he's wed he's wed he's wed🎶

the opening of @esotericebb.bsky.social reminds me of Ultima 8: Pagan - dumb hero in full armor and perma-helmet dragged out of the water by a fisherman, proceeds to ruin nearby city

Muppet Bladerunner where Deckard is implied to be a Muppet too

I'm surprised this guy hasn't gone viral

AI is revolutionizing the world! A Playstation now costs $5,000 and this is the last phone you will ever own.

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

We are not the first people, or the first country, to suffer under a tyrannical government that does not respect our lives, or our rights. There is a method for how to effectively resist, and eventually topple, such a regime. We can learn from others who came before us. This is my favorite guide.

ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.

every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s

HAPPY HAPPY NEW YEAR! 🎆

"This story doesn't need a sandworm" This is almost always wrong. Arguably, EVERY story benefits from adding a huge subterranean worm with quasi-mystical or semi-supernatural powers, or equivalent (similar to Moby Dick). Obviously the bigger the worm, the more literary quality it adds.

I rolled credits on 35 games this year, 5 of them replayed for a different ending favs: roottrees are dead, i was a teenage exocolonist, dispatch, golden idol dlc’s, pillars of eternity + expansions, death stranding (1), hades 2, lorelei and the laser eyes, blue prince, seance at blake manor

Y'all they really just fucking highlighted the text black in word on the redacted Epstein files. At least for the digital text files anyway. You can just fucking copy and paste it elsewhere to read it LMAO. I just tried it because I was like there's no fucking way and shit worked flawless.

I’m geeked up on that pure Na’vi yayo while an eight foot tall goth cat gf cuts me. I’m high off that Pandora Payakan talking directly to the ancestors. We sipping pure Tulkun brain goo. That Mangkwan coochie got me waging war on Eywa. I’ve died. I will die again. This shit ain’t nothing to me man.

Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."

jeezy creezy. imagine dropping a stack for ram

I'm at the combination

My Brother My Brother and Me, Get Played and Triple Click all mentioned Ultima this week. The greatest CRPG series of all time is back in the zeitgeist! Can’t wait for Lord British’s surprise reveal at the TGA’s! Can @jasonschreier.bsky.social please confirm??

bad call tbh

FANTASY/ULTIMA4.GIF

Broke: Honkin’ on Bobo Woke: Blowin’ Bubba

Tfw you’ve obtained the “Ham”

learning

Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest. The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says. "I could smell the onions and mustard."

Crisis calls from LGBTQ+ youth in Oklahoma have dropped sharply since Ryan Walters announced his resignation as state superintendent. The Rainbow Youth Project reported a 36% decline in calls

basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.

Now to get all the other "boys" to follow suit Just a heads up to protect your account as well as your followers. White House accounts have migrated here in the last few hours. I have blocked every one of their accounts. NOT a coincidence since tomorrow is #NoKings day bsky.app/profile/did:...

If Zac be Brown, Chicken Fried in your town. If your Zach be Bryan, ex of Briana Chickenfryin. If your Luke be Combs, Twisters tornado destroy your homes. If your Luke be Bryan, he's the other guy-an.

🚨SOURCES: Walters out as State Supt. FOX 25 learned Ryan Walters is expected to resign Friday to take another job. Gov Stitt is rumored to be eyeing former Rep. Mark McBride for the job. McBride tells me he hasn’t discussed it with the gov but would ‘probably’ accept the job… #oklahoma #oklaed

great blog defector.com/how-the-fuck...

BRUNSWICK WORLD: TOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS TIERTEX DESIGN STUDIOS 1997 SNEA

My prediction is that in that scenario, he blames the Bureau of Labor Statistics, which puts out employment data. Calls them corrupt, run by Democrats, out to get him. Fires people there, insists their numbers cannot be trusted, White House puts out its own fictitious data to make Trump look good

CGJ

hiring metal gear eric to be my "attack dog" and go on news programs and call everyone pedophiles whenever photos of my dick leak online

your crazy ass stupid post just fucked up the whole world . hope it was worth the likes. hope youre enjoying the clicks

can you tell i’m a 40 something white guy

Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.

"Were treated like dogs. Theyre making us lay on the floor. Were here to help Waymo" Its ok grandpa. The war ended 40 years ago. Go to sleep

SO WHATS UP - dashare.zone ADMIN

i let my son punch me in the head and i tell him the day you can kill me in one blow is the day you officially become a Teen

my d&d guy is a green Mage who specializes in summoning off-Leash pitbulls from the doggy day care dimension . and using him is not politics

mondae

Make sure your RPG battle transitions, scene composition, and attack animations are at least as cool as this Taiwanese DOS RPG from 1995