Merry Day 24 of our Esoteric Advent Calendar and thank you to everyone for putting up with our shenanigans this month! ❤ Happy Holidays from the Esoteric Ebb Team to you all 🎄

It's Day 23 and you've almost made it to the end of our Esoteric Advent Calendar! For your efforts, take this Revivify. It'll surely come in handy over the holidays for those of you who ate too much cheese 🧀

Happy Day 22 of our Esoteric Advent Calendar! Today we're casting Speak With Plants for all those millennials who have too many house plants and can't figure out why they're dying 🌿

Thank you to everyone who chatted away to our attributes the last few weeks. We can't wait to see what they get up to in game, can you? #indiegames #esotericebb #dungeonsanddragons

Day 21 has arrived for our Esoteric Advent Calendar and we're feeling extra nice, so take this gift of Crusader's Mantle and get advantage on every encounter today. If only every Sunday was like this 😎

For Day 20 of our Esoteric Advent Calendar, we're helping you feel fresh for the weekend with Aura of Vitality. Take 2d6 for your next 10 turns and let last night's late night fade into oblivion. 💚

Thank you for an amazing 2025 Ebbheads! We can't wait to share more Esoteric Ebb with you in the New Year. Happy Holidays ❤ store.steampowered.com/news/app/205...

Wanna know what its like to lead with your gut? Ask me anything!

TGIF - who's ordering a takeaway tonight? I'll be casting message to The Drunk Sphinx as soon as they open up for dinner.

PRO TIP: the most important thing you can do in life is TRUST YOUR GUT. That would be me. Getting those bad vibes? They're there for a reason!

For Day 19, we're getting real freaky with our Esoteric Advent Calendar and casting Speak With Dead. Just make sure you don't accidentally make a zombie army (we're totally not speaking from experience) 💀

You know, I think those Hobbits had it right when they said to have second breakfast. I'm considering second breakfast, lunch AND dinner

Ever wonder what you'd have for your last meal? Mine would be an unlimited buffet with ALL the trimmings. FOREVER.

Something in my gut tells me I'll win the takeover... it is a competition right? Free meal at the Drunk Sphinx for the winner? Either way, get ready for a tasty takeover. Here's hoping y ou can stomach it. #indiegames #constitution #esotericebb #dungeonsanddragons

Day 18 is a beautiful day for another Esoteric Advent Calendar day, so we're casting Bless on all of you. 🥰 Add a 1d4 too all of your ability checks today and make life a little easier.

What is WISDOM if you cannot pass it on? Ask me anything, and we can philosophise together!

PRO TIP: Journalling first thing every morning is great to get those inner thoughts and feelings out of your head and onto something more solid. Don't let things linger in your mind, practice emptying it physically and you'll feel better in no time!

'tis the season for all things ✨whimsical✨, so why not add our upcoming CRPG themed around a terrible Cleric and his investigation of a blown up tea shop to your wishlist this #wishlistwednesday? Just remember, a Cleric is for life, not just for Christmas. store.steampowered.com/app/2057760/...

Looking after the soul also means looking after the body. For me, a good Yoga session in the morning is the best way to still my mind and honor my body. Get started today - you won't regret it!

It's Day 17 of our Esoteric Advent Calendar and we're giving you the gift of Detect Secret! If you've been wanting to know what someone's been hiding from you, now's your chance ✨

One of my favourite things to do when I'm pondering the universe is to practice some breathing exercises. Box breathing is a great way to calm the mind. Try it with me!

Remember, beautiful friends - true WISDOM comes from within. To be wise is simply to be and exist in the present moment. Embrace your spirituality and find your inner peace 🙏

Meek minds needn't worry, Wisdom is here! I'll show you the way of the Takeover and I'll detox your mind from the drivel the others have infested you with. Get ready to invest in some WIScoin, you're gonna need it! #indiegames #wisdom #esotericebb #dungeonsanddragons

Okay, we felt a little bad yesterday so for Day 16 of our Esoteric Advent Calendar we're casting Shield of Faith 🛡 Everything today will suck just a little less. Isn't that nice?

Last week in the Ebb Discord we ran three nights of D&D One Shots with our amazing community and some very talented DMs! ✨ Monday night's party even made themselves in Hero Forge - check them out in all their chaotic glory!

We're feeling a little fiesty today for Day 15 of our Esoteric Advent Calendar, so take this Augury spell as a gift or a curse. You have 30 mins of either WEAL or WOE and we're not telling you which. Good luck 🎲

PROTEIN is so important in maintaining your muscle mass. Here's a few of my favourite protein packed foods!

PRO TIP: Never skip leg day - you never know the next time you need to kick a door down.

For Day 12 of our Esoteric Advent Calendar we're casting Protection from Good & Evil & Etcetera on you. No we won't explain what the Etcetera is for, JUST PLAY THE DEMO 🎭

I bet you're wondering how I get these MAD GAINS. Real simple - I lift 7 days a week, twice a day and I eat 400g of Protein EVERY DAY. If you're not going for a PB every week, you're NOT DOING IT PROPERLY. 🏋️‍♀️

My secret to those heavy lifts?! HYDRATION. Stay on your A-Game with Ebb Fuel. Ebb Fuel comes in five different flavours and is full of electrolytes and BCAAs to keep those muscles PUMPED. #sponsored

Pfft! What weaklings! My headmates don't even know how to truly battle a takeover! Strength always battles smarts. We'll see who's on top with this takeover. We all know it's me right? #indiegames #intelligence #esotericebb #dungeonsanddragons

Wondering what to get your bestie for the holidays? On Day 11 of our Esoteric Advent Calendar we're gifting you with Detect Thoughts so you can finally figure out the perfect gift for that impossible to buy for person. 🎁

Ugh, my agent said I have to do an AMA and answer questions for the masses. Well, go ahead then, I don't have all day. #AMA

I'm awfully bored, readers. Here's a riddle for you to answer. Watching you try to get it right will entertain me, at least for a little while. 🧠

We hope you've put Esoteric Ebb on your calendar next Spring, but in the very least you could put it on your wishlist for #WishlistWednesday 🙏

PRO TIP: When you're the smartest in the room and you know it, you fear absolutely NOTHING. Always be ten steps ahead.

As we enter double digits on day TEN of our Esoteric Advent Calendar, we're making life a little easier for you today with Divine Hex. ⚡ Lower your DC for every encounter and bask in those extra successes!

It is one thing to be smart, but to stay smart you have to push yourself to grow. I love to do brain boosting puzzles EVERY DAY to keep my mind sharp. Sudoku is my favourite.

Other ways to broaden your mind is by reading! My collection of books is vast but this recent find kept me turning pages. Let's take a trip to the stars in our BOOK OF THE WEEK: Starfall An Itellect's Path to the Stars by Caerlin Sturgrove. #intelligence

As Takeovers go, I think it's time for me to raise the IQ a tad. Intelligence here, ready to grace your screens with some a bit more sophistication than what my colleagues offer. Better get your thinking caps on! #indiegames #intelligence #esotericebb #dungeonsanddragons

On this, Day 9 of our Esoteric Advent Calendar, we're bestowing you with the Knock spell. Let nothing stop you from opening any doors in your path (or that pickle jar you couldn't open this morning) 🥒

Esoteric Ebb is proud to be in the Choose Wisely Steam Festival, although we hope you know we secretly want you to choose terribly when playing as the Cleric. store.steampowered.com/news/app/205...

Day 8 of our Esoteric Advent Calendar and today we're kneeling for a Prayer of Healing! Roll 2d8 and see how many hit points you recover before your next battle! 🙏

On Day 7, the Esoteric Advent Calendar is bestowing Barkskin upon you. Reflect any damage that comes your way whether it be a slip, trip or being roasted on the internet 💪

If you could learn any language, what would it be? 💬 Day Six of our Esoteric Advent Calendar & we are gifting you with Comprehend Languages - go forth and communicate!

Get ready all ye Clerics, we're going Medieval! Medieval Festival that is! Check out our dice rolling, TTRPG-themed CRPG demo for Esoteric Ebb NOW as part of this event and be the Cleric in abysmally bad armour you were meant to be! #TheMedievalFestival store.steampowered.com/news/app/205...

Looking for tips on how to be the most masterful pickpocket in the room? Wanting to keep those feet from making noise? Ask me Anything, I'll give you my best pointers. #AMA

PRO TIP: Always get out before a situation goes South. Know your exit strategy before going on, do your research on any floor plans and guard shifts and the SECOND it looks bad get the heck outta dodge.

Happy Friday DEX gang. One thing about me is I'm always doing my cardio. You never know when you might need to flee a scene quickly. I heard couch to 5k is good for beginners but remember, speed is king. 🏃‍♂️