Lord take this pain, triple it and give it to USMNT so my TL can stop cosplaying as living Blue Lives Matter flags.

SUGGESTION - Brother, you should put me in front of a firing squad. I have no words for how I failed you.

Is this a call for WOM Wednesday?

There are very good reasons why the humanities have endured for centuries.

Side point to this: there’s only one person I can think of now when I hear “New York financier”

No, you're naked and bleeding from absolutely smoking your knee on a cedar chest while getting a drink in the dark.

idk either dawg 9,062 days btw

i always celebrate the 5th of july with the world's greatest queer anthem

The Freedom 250 fireworks were evacuated due to a thunderstorm. It took a while, but channeling Storm ten years ago is finally paying off!

Really good song for today

Just saw the license plate GOFERAL

Me playing MechWarrior: only assault using extreme long range or light mechs moving as fast as possible at all times. Me playing BattleTech: "[wife] so all my problems with these missions are solved by punching."

Not speaking English is not an obstacle to success in the SEC

"you're scaring the hoes" ENOUGH. do not project your own cowardice unto the hoes. I have heard their words and seen their deeds, and you besmirch both. die where you stand

"avoiding heatstroke in the baptism tent" sounds like the name of a fall out boy song circa 2006

I just hate Windows 11 so much

“Zeteo is a pathetic fake news blog and their so-called sources have no idea what they’re talking about. Zeteo’s three readers already know this ‘publication’ is total fake news.” - post-publication response on this from the Trump White House 🫶

I feel really lucky because my dad's hobby is woodworking so he made me an absolute beast of a dresser that will almost certainly be here longer than me.

His own body has the chance to do the funniest thing ever

I have always loved gaming manuals.

"You wanna know what animates my nub?"

Microsoft this week: We're laying off half the industry. Sony: We're ending physical games. Nintendo: have u seen this splatoon weapon we call it the bloblobber

I knew Mississippi was humid but going down in spring/summer to work construction in Ocean Springs after Katrina was something else. Thought I could forgo ladders to swim off the roof.

Big Ol' Honest Abe would honestly put any and all of these dissenting dudes into the ground. Chokeslammed through the bench. People's Elbow'd into a marble column. Smash the scales of justice over someone's head like a folding chair.

You sure you wanna go with this handle

That's right.

"it wont stop with just trans people" SHUT THE FUCK UP TODAY WE'RE TALKING ABOUT WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO TRANS PEOPLE TO-FUCKING-DAY I DONT GIVE A SHIT WHAT HYPOTHETICAL RIGHTS SOMEONE ELSE COULD LOSE NEXT YEAR RIGHT NOW IT HAS STOPPED ON TRANS PEOPLE FOR FUCKS SAKE I EVEN TYPED OUT FOR FUCKS SAKE

The world is terrible right now but I have 2/3 of a TDR-5S on Battletech so I guess that's something.

Trans rights are human rights and if you disagree I am willing to fight you.

Every single chat so far has been elevated and in my current state I genuinely can't handle it. Having a Bad Time™️

They don't approach it from an intellectual standpoint and that's the problem. Conservatism is setting society progress and being like "no thank you, I don't want things to be better."

It’s a seismic disaster that “does the Constitution exist” is 5-4.

If they don't make court reform a non negotiable platform plank, find someone else who will. That is all

Every republican is a waste of human flesh and a piece of shit. Every. Fucking. One.

Trans rights continue to be human rights, and anyone who has an issue with that is welcome to fight me.

“If you zoom in on the guitarist’s sunglasses you can see a crowd of less than a dozen people… the organizers appear to have recently deleted that image.” 😬 🕶️

The weekly farmer's market in my town in Iowa has bigger crowds.

My cat, 5 minutes before her timed feeder goes off

People with goatees are rancid until proven otherwise

Donald Trump literally does not care about your cost of living, part one million:

Counter: Do It

Artists ! Quote with your yellow art !💛

Cool, as of today the use of AI tools is no longer optional at my job. That's fun, folks if you're concerned about AI at all you should ask your CU how they're using it because I work at a large regional CU not a bank.

Correct: instead just attend a fireworks show away from your neighbors. I could say it's because of people having PTSD or traumatizing pets but, um, isn't it enough that they're just really annoying and inconsiderate in residential areas?

Alternately: Respect your neighbors and go to an official fireworks show instead of triggering PTSD and animal anxiety for a week straight.

For what it's worth, I did just learn that she uses the r slur against people with Down Syndrome. Clark sucks so it seems fitting.

His argument seems to be "we must protect the 'electorate' from the people who make up said electorate" Seems fascist to me!