Precious girl

If America still had the rule of law, this would be the easiest prosecution ever, but we all know absolutely nothing will happen.

A new Super PAC, "Chicago Progressive Partnership," just jumped into #IL09, opposing Kat Abughazaleh. Filings show they’re using the same vendors as AIPAC.

Yeeeeehawwww. The man is almost dead and it's time to write my name in the history books. Also helps when you got tons of weirdo Christofascists in charge who think bringing hell on earth leads to the return of Jesus or whatever

On the one hand, the presidency is a fundamentally broken institution. On the other hand, Congress is a fundamentally broken institution. On the third hand, the Supreme Court is a fundamentally broken institution.

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

(Oh no, it's not working)

Work is hell and it's hard to even give a shit when our evil ass country is turning the fuckery to 11.

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

It's bad no matter what, stop hedging

This kind of day

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

This post is

The democratic party is a joke with spineless cunts like this

None of this is necessary, and all of it is evil. The GOP has sunk to a depth reserved for the worst people in history.

Hate to lib out here, but even if there was some sort of clear, strategic goal, this would still be highly illegal and the president should be impeached and removed from office immediately.

Buckle up. It's about to get real fucking dumb all the time

Jesus, it's true. apnews.com/article/mela...

Every once in a while, I think about the fact that Trump was cast as the U.S. president in "Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No!" but then decided to run for the actual office of president instead. www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-featur...

The purpose of this website is to help unburden your brain by releasing horrible sentences that live in there like demons

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dwight clark was one of our middle school football coaches and i’ll never forget him ranting to me about not wearing my mouthguard one practice cuz “you dont wanna end up dumber than me with half a tongue and fewer teeth”

Me most days: I mostly prefer music that tells a story, I like a strong emotional center to it. Me at my desk on Fridays: I like when the catholic werewolves sing about dynamite.

Happy 30th anniversary to Pokémon, love Pugichu

Me getting a job at the 'build ai tools companies can use as an excuse to justify layoffs' factory: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me getting laid off by my dipshit boss and the excuse being ai tools: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

Sometimes when I see my cat in a loaf I call her Loafa Catupu..

I was watching this clip and my wife asked me why they sent Skrillex to a supermax prison

Good. Long overdue

Going to gym for the first time in ages has made me painfully aware of how out of shape I really am. Second trip today and went too hard too fast and flamed out badly.

Everything that I hate about my employer started with our last CEO's retirement and the new one coming in trying to juice everything. The shift in focus was dramatic and painful.

"I'm the Democratic National Convention Committee and I approve this message"

The script writers are really phoning it in with this level of blatant foreshadowing.

"How dare you look at the flawed ideas of powerful men from over 200 years ago with a critical eye?!" This dude is silly.

The controller was not built for humans and the catalog is not that great. Blast Corps fucks though.

Always a good time to bump this

I had that DK one and I didn't even like DK that much, I just wanted green.

Wow that franchise took a dark turn

40 Years of Zelda! Temple of Time made in 2022

Every one of these guys is stupid. Every one. We may look back with disdain on the culture of the 50s and 60s but at least those buzzcuts and long skirts got us to the fucking moon

If you disobey the Wolverine mech, reinforcements will be called

Errol Musk has two kids with his stepdaughter, and he's still the better of Elon's parents.

NBC ran a piece where Mary Carrillo went to Norway to find out why they're so good at the Winter Olympics and i was yelling BECAUSE IT'S COLD THERE then she went to a little tiny ski jump for kids and was like "it's free, equipment is provided, & they don't emphasize results" and i was like. oh!

The worst people I know are the ones who insist that every person should trip. I'm not against psychedelics but some folks should not do it.

Butler, Ohio Republican Mayor Wayne Dingus was charged with voyeurism after he was caught sniffing an underage girl’s underwear.

imagine serving a 3 year stint in the slammer cuz you accidentally did this 🤏gesture in public and your cellmate is the president

My wife married a chat bot

I'm crashing the fuck out today

The thing that makes it so hard for me to get up for work is how, when I was hired for this role and my previous role, they were listed as service/ support roles but now those don't really exist. Every interaction is meant to be a sale of a loan product and that isn't what I signed up for.