My hot take: Aziz Ansari was canceled, but it was only because we were collectively ready for him to go away for a while and that was a convenient time to make it happen

Fleeing the scene of a medical emergency is a Kennedy family tradition and I’ll thank you to respect it

the argument for 'trump derangement syndrome' is simply 'it is absurd to suggest that a guy could be very bad, actually'

The whole Internet loves my tattoo of Milkshake Duck, a lovely duck that drinks milkshakes

UPDATE: the Celtic knot with a dog on was drawn directly from Pol Pot’s notebook doodles

I am also disqualified for Senate based on my Reddit posts (primarily about Crusader Kings 3)

A Eugenio Suárez grand slam makes it 6-2 Mariners

A perfect photo of Eugenio Suárez. No notes. 📸 Steph Chambers/Getty Images

ah, scissors…the Coward’s Knife

Everyone who voted for The Goldfinch to receive a Pulitzer has an undiagnosed brain disease

I will not be gaslit into thinking the GEICO gecko is a real celebrity

Ryan Rowland-Smith interrupted mid-broadcast by a batboy with a note from the dugout reading "how is your arm feeling lol, please be honest."

The Seattle Mariners have never played a normal baseball game and I don’t see why they’d start now

the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here

These guys are so vulnerable to defecting to Chicago

It is undeniable that this moment is being shaped by people who marinated for years in an informational environment where reality was not only demoted but actively disdained. It took a while for that bubble to become impermeable but it did and now we have a chunk of people who know nothing but.

An interesting thing you learn when trying to pick out gray paint is that the color gray does not actually exist

I was not prepared to learn what Javier Milei looks like

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i think one thing people have a hard time grasping is that the central figures of the trump administration are not bad as in "the worst republican blowhard you know," but bad as in "the worst people you have ever heard of." donald trump is a serial rapist whose best friend was a pedophile.

The Seattle Mariners, in my opinion

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try our new black IPA. it's black because we ground up a gun and put it in there

Imagine Dragons no!!!!

Q. Who aligns the aligners? A. alignmentalignment.ai Today I’m humbled to announce an epoch-defining event: the launch of the 𝗖𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗻𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗔𝗜 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗻𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗖𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀.

Political media talking heads mostly don’t have actual beliefs and think this is all a big game where everyone plays an assigned role. Charlie Kirk played his role very successfully and that’s what’s important

BREAKING: the FBI has arrested Joe Biden for shooting Charlie Kirk

Ouch SCOTUS

the reason this discourse will never end is because it is completely untethered from any kind of evidentiary standard. as long as there is a 19-year-old barista somewhere saying “cultural appropriation,” guys like nichols will complain that “democrats” use alienating language.

When you remember that the pee tape is real

What if the voters think that the entire city of Seattle burned to the ground because some dipshits took over a park for two weeks

ROBERTS: Okay, you know how ending abortion has been our main goal for 40 years, and we’re all flagrantly corrupt and regularly torture the Constitution to serve the GOP’s current political goals? ALITO: Absolutely ROBERTS: So what’s the problem? ALITO (sighing heavily): They codified it, John

Imagine being so wedded to a certain style of horse-race political analysis that you "nothingburger" away the very likely possibility that the current President of the United States *raped children* and is using the vast and powerful apparatus of the government he controls to cover it up.

It’s unfortunate that this person is mega evil because May Mailman is a banger @cheatlines.co name

I was (not to brag) mostly offline over the weekend where all of this went down and it really made the artificiality of the whole backlash thing clear

13. Visuals 14. Dialogue between characters 15. Character names 16. Robots 17. Themes (dramatic) 18. Themes (musical) 19. Costumes 20. A bald guy

Unquestionably the most dangerous and corrupt attack on the independence of US economic data in American history. Trump is firing the head of the BLS, a longtime civil servant confirmed 86-8 by the Senate, simply because the job numbers came in below his expectations today

the republican party hates public goods and wants to force feed you and your family slop produced by its billionaire allies

“young blondes with giant honkers are right wing coded” okay people have too much computer now. Everyone should have a tower PC with dialup internet and you should check your email and set your fantasy football lineups, that’s it

this is in response to a simple question about why a federal grant for a local elementary schoolyard project was canceled. these people are all arrogant, snide pieces of shit www.king5.com/article/news...

TREMENDOUS delivery on “expired”

Too far away to get a good picture but this was pretty cool!!!

[at the pitch meeting for watermelons] okay so what if a fruit was also gambling

Person, woman, man, underage woman, pubes, TV

Many people are saying that Donald Trump’s hands are shaking because he knows he’s in the Epstein files, and that the aspirin is to alleviate his stress headaches, which are from knowing that he’s in the Epstein files

I don’t like that they’re making Cal Raleigh the white boy champion in a baseball war against the DR

Oneil Cruz is Ted Cruz’s brother

On his college applications, Joe Biden claimed to be 18. But recent events have called this claim into question