Choosing to pitch to Freddie Freeman with bases loaded in a World Series? Bold strategy, Cotton

Fuck it, let Kershaw bat too

You can tell its a good World Series because nobody looks happy to be there.

Watching the Dodgers must be so much fun for people who aren’t Dodgers fans

It pleases me greatly to picture the thousands of Lakers fans talking themselves into Deandre Ayton right now.

It’s basketball for the rest of us, it’s baguette-ball for Wemby

Wow I can’t wait until the Clippers season starts later this week and definitely not tonight

Never thought Szoboslai would be Liverpool’s best player this year. He’s been almost as good as he is handsome.

It still feels insane to me that Luka is on the Lakers. I don't know if it'll ever feel normal.

I am enjoying this television broadcast of men's professional basketball

Here’s what I think about this Kawhi scandal: no comment.

I’ve reached the point in my life where about 20% of all my texts consist of “hell yeah brother” and “____ is unbelievable”

As a Brighton supporter, watching Chelsea dominate feels like half a win for me.

Cole Palmer.

Just saw Reservoir Dogs for the first time. I think this Quentin Tarantino guy’s got a bright future ahead of him.

How come my stomach hurts today when all I did yesterday is eat hot dogs and drink beer all day? Strange.

Finally, professional basketball in Philadelphia

I dreamt last night that I bought a comically large box of Ritz crackers. I mean, it was absolutely gigantic. What does it mean?

It occurs to me that this might be one of the last NBA Finals to not feature Victor Wembanyama for several years.

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I did it, everyone. I finally did it. I used up all of the soy sauce packets I’d accumulated from eating Asian takeout over the years.

I’ve been in New Orleans for 10 hours and I’m positive that I’d weigh 300lbs if I lived here. Zion is a hero and a fighter, actually.

They elected a new pope? Like in the movie Conclave?

person whose only experience with catholicism is watching conclave: omg this is just like conclave

Tried gefilte fish for the first time tonight. It was described to me as Jewish fish SPAM by the host of the Seder. Very much enjoyed it, 8/10.

As an introvert, Waymo is the greatest thing to ever happen to me

Doing this new thing where whenever someone says sorry for something that wasn’t in their control, I reply “it’s not your fault, your apology is rejected”

Bill Burr’s new special is so fucking good. Scratched an itch in my brain I didn’t even know I had

Went to the mall with the boys, ate Panda Express and now we’re about to watch a movie. 2009 is BACK baby

I hate when people complain about how "divided" we are as a nation. If you think division is the problem, you are always welcome to heal our great divide by agreeing with me about more stuff!

Throwing on Anora in the background but only the middle part where they’re trying to track Vanya down, just to feel more stress and anxiety in my life

Justice for BETTER MAN, my favorite movie of last year

“I’m not just lactose intolerant, I’m a cheese racist” is a real thing I said tonight to my friends

My Nails? Nine Inches.

Had a date get canceled last night so I went and saw a movie with a friend instead. We took edibles right before and came out of the theater zooted, wandering through the mall like a couple maniacs. When life gives you lemons, you turn them into lemon-flavored gummies. 10/10

Controversial take: Paddington In Peru (2025) is the best of the trilogy. I will not be taking any questions at this time.

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That’s an insane stat lol

This is rough for the Chiefs but it could be worse, you could be the Dallas Mavericks

So the Clippers rotation is now... PG: Harden, Dunn, Mills, Simmons SG: Powell, Bogdanovic SF: Kawhi, Coffey PF: DJJ, Batum C: Zubac, Eubanks Lue could use Simmons in a point forward role, perhaps? Not a world-changing signing, gets a shoulder-shrug from me.

I am "stood up too fast and now I'm dizzy" years old

My review of 'Better Man', the Robbie Williams biopic starring him as a CGI chimpanzee: Holy shit??? It was amazing??? I cried three times??????

Guys, I just watched Flow...it's SO GOOD

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Luka Doncic, the Real Madrid player?

This is like if Dumbledore traded Hermione to the Death Eaters

Luka on the Lakers is like if my best friend started dating my ex