actually, it's frankenstein's costume designer

It’s time: we should have a French actor named Victor B. Wembanyama

“Started out with a kiss/How did it end up like this?” is a great lyric but also come on man I bet you can connect those dots!!!

Xabi Alonso really played this man Valverde at right back

This Super Bowl is haram

Man, I knew it was coming but this still hurts. Zu will always be a Clipper in my heart.

Darius Garland’s dad

There are miracles, and there are acts of God, and then there is the Cleveland Cavaliers, a second apron team who can't combine contracts in a trade and can't add salary, finding a player to trade for who made just $263,397 less this season than Darius Garland.

I’d like to kiss whoever invented space heaters directly on the mouth.

Wow I can’t believe the New York Knicks actually won a trophy in my lifetime (yeah it’s the Cup but still)

Mount Rushmore of Cups: Cup of coffee in the morning Cups by Anna Kendrick Cooper Kupp Emirates NBA Cup

The OG in OG Anunoby stands for Outstandingly Good

The NBA Cup: one of the best cups, up there with cup of coffee

I pity every NBA writer who has to come up with new ways to describe how good Victor Wembanyama is

The Premier League is drunk.

French philosopher Jean-Paul Sartre famously wrote in his seminal work No Exit that "hell is other people." But he was, unfortunately, incorrect; hell is, in actuality, Clippers fandom.

These are the moments when I wish basketball had yellow and red cards. It's so much more dramatic when the refs can whip them out.

I can’t believe how much I’ve come to love James Harden as a Clipper, it makes me throw up a little bit in my mouth every time I think about it

My biggest takeaway from the Nico Harrison news is how incredible it is that people can make obviously, blatantly, catastrophically awful decisions and still remain in a job for nearly a year. Another point for the Sunk Cost Fallacy.

Tottenham not beating the Center Back FC allegations (positive)

The group chats are going crazy right now

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

The first time a Bieber has let down Canada

WILL SMITH WITH ANOTHER SLAP

CAUCASIAN WILL SMITH

If there’s anything we’ve learned during this World Series, it’s that Yoshi is an absolute maniac

LET’S GO

Hey so we can all agree that baseball is a trash sport right (I am a Dodgers fan)

This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball

"I want to go to sleep as soon as possible." - Shohei Ohtani and also me

FREDDIE FREEMAN DID A FREDDIE FREEMAN

This is a real house in my neighborhood that I walked by some weeks ago. Little did I know, it was a warning.

They should let everyone at Dodgers Stadium smoke cigarettes like it’s the 1960s, they deserve a reprieve

oh my god, The Tweet is exactly ten years old tonight

How can you still be romantic about baseball at this point

This game

Choosing to pitch to Freddie Freeman with bases loaded in a World Series? Bold strategy, Cotton

Fuck it, let Kershaw bat too

You can tell its a good World Series because nobody looks happy to be there.

Watching the Dodgers must be so much fun for people who aren’t Dodgers fans

It pleases me greatly to picture the thousands of Lakers fans talking themselves into Deandre Ayton right now.

It’s basketball for the rest of us, it’s baguette-ball for Wemby

Wow I can’t wait until the Clippers season starts later this week and definitely not tonight

Never thought Szoboslai would be Liverpool’s best player this year. He’s been almost as good as he is handsome.

It still feels insane to me that Luka is on the Lakers. I don't know if it'll ever feel normal.

I am enjoying this television broadcast of men's professional basketball

Here’s what I think about this Kawhi scandal: no comment.

I’ve reached the point in my life where about 20% of all my texts consist of “hell yeah brother” and “____ is unbelievable”