Instead of fireworks, why not scare your neighbors the old fashioned way? Grow out your antlers and fangs, cultivate a thunderous beard of moss, haunt the night, and become a terrifying creature of legend and lore.

I am this cat

I blame childhood naïevté for my Boz poster

Hold the line? Looks like contrary to previously thought, love IS always on time, oh oh oh.

We're really wasting the concept of a Great American State Fair because a REAL Great American State Fair would have fried foods even God didn't dare to imagine.

Oh this is going to generate some DISCOURSE

Fix your hearts or die

@jolleen.bsky.social may I interest you in passenger bear?

Alternately: Respect your neighbors and go to an official fireworks show instead of triggering PTSD and animal anxiety for a week straight.

@mariancall.bsky.social hey, it's been a long minute since I've gotten to see you live or chat after a show, but I was just listening to some music and wanted let you know how poignant a lot of Standing Stones still is today. Not that Something Fierce or Vanilla isn't but that's special songwriting

An underrated part of juneuary is that it allows an extension of soup season

Happy #PrideMonth! Enjoy a Tesla getting smashed by a light rail train with a pride flag.

I keep trying to think of two-word band names for the meme and only coming up with three. You've Medeski'd your last Martin and Wood? You've Emersoned your last Lake and Palmer? You've Crosbied your last Stills and Nash?

You've... Flogged your last Molly?

When it's already over 70 and humid for morning walkies

Graphic design is my passion.

First Aquasox game of the season and I forgot how enjoyably brisk the game pace is

Me 🤝 the Mariners offense Never wanting to wake up

It’s really messed up that sleep is so important to your basic functioning as a person, and yet, it is so hard to do it well.

Me making Japanese curry 🤝 Nathan Detroit Lotta fuckin' dicing going on here

Alright, fucko, into the bin with you, Chris Pratt keeps it nice and warm

Scared to compete

Me buying wine 🤝 Me watching baseball

Tom Brady is launching an organic coconut water drink called "Good Nut"

Russell Wilson Says Goodbye to Football www.thedrawplay.com/comic/russ-r...

When I can't follow the game live, there's no better way to follow it delayed than to scroll down and see walls of 🤌🤌🤌

Solving the male loneliness epidemic by regularly looking at banners

Only 9-8 with Deejay Dallas and Will Dissly?!?

When you hear Aaron Donald thinking about coming out of retirement.

Magnum... Very nice!!!

Thunder continue to lose; love it

Beer in the shade weather imo

It's better to burn out than fade away

Pre-ASB baseball doesn't normally get me one way or the other but my mental really needed today's Mariners win in a way I didn't expect.

there’s thunder lots of places. teams should be named after something you can ONLY find in their home city. the san francisco “guy who took too many chinese peptides and posted his dick on linkedin.” the dallas “specialized pistol holster that goes on your dick.” you get it

Skeets you can hear

They showed it at the M’s game lol

Oof, sticker shock buying a big ol' bag of dicks to eat tonight

She came down in a BUBBLE, Doug.

Having one of those nights where I'm extra sleep deprived from the week but staying up listening to all sorts of music and getting real emotional about it; music rules.

@cheeziebreezie.bsky.social I heard you like buying new keyboards? 😂 mudagostini.stores.jp/items/69d6c8...

One of my least favorite things about the current Mariners organization is tarnishing my memories of Dan Wilson the player with Dan Wilson the in-game manager

I swear to god I have not found a single 15-minute project in this house that doesn't balloon to a minimum 3 hours and I am getting on my last nerve about it after years of coping