tis the season so let us all remember the grinch gbc game and how the artist on it definitely wanted to fuck the grinch

When you're reading a new to you sci-fi series from a Hugo award-winning author, but you suspect he might be part of Seahawks social media

That's right:

"The problem is that the Seahawks defense sometimes makes you hot..." Uh, what's the problem here, announcers?

I know people are nervous about Sam's slump here, but even currently he's still playing better than the corpse of Peyton Manning that rode an incredible defensive team to a Super Bowl and this Seahawks defense is looking pretty solid through a variety of injured players and next men up.

Damn that was a fucking sound on that block

I apologize for the repeated tonal whiplash generated from posting at the bar after showing up way earlier than my friends from unexpectedly good traffic

A Sonics program signed by Ken Griffey Jr. and Dave Krieg.

At a bar with both No Boat's winter and Hellbent's nitro spiced brown on tap so I'm going to taunt @johndavidfraley.bsky.social

Chai cider

Whom amongst us has not been laid low by Call of Duty?

I have heard that the ball is truthful

Oh they're tagging Nick for that after allowing the hit on Darnold earlier?

Oh, that's a good clip of Lawrence smirking while getting some hydration

ÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Having multiple tight ends and lineman just not block on every play seems very sub-optimal!

Continually shooting your shot at your preferred target but only hooking up once; I feel you, Brosmer

Channeling my inner @seahawksnerd75.bsky.social at Friendsgiving

Oh fuck it's a morning game

Boy if I am the Rams I am not feeling good about coming that close to losing a home game where the other QB throws four picks

Man if Geno had thrown a pick half that dumb certain Seattle suburbs would be dusting off some sheets from their hiding spots in the closets

Seattle just getting their 12th man off and that's good customer service

I don't remember and I'm too lazy to look it up but I feel like @jasoncheathawks.bsky.social was the one to recommend doing the final deglaze of caramelized onions with Worcestershire sauce and that hits so hard

Cal hits like 90 dingers if his home games are in New York

Darnold with that Russell Wilson stat line (complimentary)

Kedon Slovis

How was that not grounding by Brisset that far out of bounds in the tackle box?

Holy FUCK, Pritchett

McBride almost looked like he regretted catching that and potentially extending the game 😂

Just a little sportsmanship

Feel bad for Geno that all his worst habits playing hero ball for last year's Seahawks have been amplified on the even worse this year's Raiders

That was the happiest my dog has been with me watching a Seahawks game in a very long time, right up until the postgame fireworks

What on earth was that bus graphic? 😂

Reminiscing about one of the last Seahawks games I went to in-person: The 2018 home shootout against KC in 2018 right before Christmas with some absolutely classic RW moonballs.

I love the bit about Seattle sports when I actually feel worse and worse the better they appear to be doing, like how everyone was clenched through the entire first half of XLVIII

Lemme just make a lil apology to Tory Horton here.

It is absolutely wild the stats JSN is accumulating on an offense with otherwise only role-playing receivers.

Opposition Bobby interview 😭

It's a consistent issue but it becomes increasingly more difficult to balance raising a kid and enjoying sports community with *gestures vaguely at everything*

I need a GIF of that Woo face.

Re - sign Nay - lor 👏👏 👏👏👏

Knocking the Blue Jays out at Rogers CentRE is really the only fair recompense for years of invasions.

i am 39 years OLD. i post ONLINE. i have a stable job in a big CITY. i have a mild form of mental ILLNESS that can be treated with LITTLE to NO medication. i am going to kill myself because of postseason BASEBALL.

The real Torment Nexus was the baseball we watched along the way

Also I don't think most of the city would survive a do-or-die Mariners game and a MNF Seahawks game overlap.

EUGENIO SUAREZ YOU BEAUTIFUL LONGHAIRED MAN

I would very much like for the Seattle Baseball Mariners to score many runs this inning before I have to stop paying attention to cook dinner.