Balls too.

Thought we were finally going to get a nice day today but I guess not quite

Drinking Josh, eating lamb, wearing a Mariners polo

But are the tables at the coffee shop oak?

I feel like probably season 1 Whitaker 😅

I just saw a Microsoft ad that said chaos isn't music to anyone's ears and did they forget their home baseball team is the Seattle Mariners?

Hey did everyone see Clavicular get his ass beat after he challenged a cancer survivor leftist to a jujitsu match, who said as he was choking him out ‘this is for all the bullshit I gotta watch on my fucking feed’… we need more of this not more podcasts

Every track on Pyromania rules but this has always been my favorite

The first few games of transitioning from football season every one matters immensely to baseball's yeah early wins count so don't lose too many but also there are 600 games is always such whiplash

i am too old for a weeknight concert to have an opener

Let Marshawn drive and I'm in

Tracks that SPOG can't be assed to write their own post and have to Gen AI it

i did not make this up. this is an actual screenshot, from right now.

Talking about how despite all the history the Mariners still manage to suck me in and was suddenly reminded of how I intentionally cancelled a date weekend because I couldn't leave while the Tigers super extra innings playoff game was still going.

Luv 2 start a long week with a mild concussion

WAR DON'T SEX CRIMES HIDE CRIMES

My entire feed is people getting ferry snacks and I've never been so mad at myself for skipping an opening day

What if we built the whole city out of pookies?

Remember when we had sun for, like, 3 days?

It's so nice to have players and coaches who live rent-free in the heads of other division players and coaches again.

Semi-regular reminder: Baby open-ocean octopuses sometimes ride on jellyfish like little hats. 📸 Songda Cai bit.ly/2ZmNZZH 🧪🪼🐙🦑🌿

I swear I look up to this woman even more than my 2 year old does 😭

@taylorklong.bsky.social (and probably most of my other mutuals) are you aware Australian Journey Barner has cuddled a koala?

Me walking the dog on my lunchbreak today.

Best accidental joke of the offseason by a mile.

Why Mike Evans chose the 9ers www.thedrawplay.com/comic/mike-e...

I saw this and thought of you @hundreddollarman.bsky.social

All this Niners talk is really making me miss when Substation in Frelard used to have Baby Ketten karaoke

"The Food and Drug Administration is advising consumers not to purchase or use Big Penis"

don't get me wrong, I want one, but the idea of a shirt with a Mariners logo that says "designed to improve mental health" is sooooooooo funny

To. The. Window.

😭😭😭

Give him a hand, everybody

me refreshing bluesky on day 1 of free agency

If he had to go, at least he went balling his way through the end of the season, playoffs, and Super Bowl... 😭

As someone who was exposed to early Internet precursors in gaming space to the current sexist racist "alt-right" movement but was mature enough to shrug them off I am absolutely terrified of insufficiently preparing my son before he is exposed to the precisely honed, algorithmic versions of today

My lovely dog has not pooped all day and I am really debating the coin flip of staying out here and continuing to freeze my dick off until she does or be woken up at 2 in the morning before one of my busiest work days of the week after barely getting over an illness

Fixed my own dishwasher today so that means I get to buy myself a thousand dollar treat and still be financially responsible, right?

Light hail is NOT snow, damn it

Guess I'm taking up smoking...

Snow is, for the first time this winter, legitimately in the #Seattle forecast. But sorry to say for snow fans, it's not the most exciting snow forecast we could bring you. Get the latest in the ECW Blog: emeraldcityweather.com/seattle-puge... #wawx #wasnow

I liked the 2013 team a lot. A lot a lot. But man if this year's Super Bowl Champion Seahawks aren't /loveable/

Jibsonville is my second-favorite team; I don't know what you're talking about

Terry McAulay, welcome to the Cheathawks

Mike Macdonald thank you for cutting down those sacrificial trees

Re-sign Owen Schmidt

Not picking on Aaron here but it's wild that only one person picks the Seahawks to even make it back to the Super Bowl after going 12 points from completely undefeated