Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

Lot more of us than there are of them.

Little baby nazi showed up to Oakland and already peed his pants 🤭 #ICE #Oakland #BayArea #Alameda #CoastGuard

The “Oops, protein powder is full of lead” thing would explain so much.

Ok, we “saved” Jimmy Kimmel. Now can we bring that same energy to migrants, trans people, BIPOC and women? Or are we just reserving that for rich white guys?

Here is some non-satire for you: Trans rights forever.

rapture thighs around my face, girl. i'm ready to meet god

Emperor Palpatine was a human being with a family, and it would be rude to celebrate his demise. Shame on the rebellion.

Btw, I remember there being some anxieties around folks expressing their opinions during primaries. Besides being nowhere near a presidential primary at the moment, now is in fact the time for people to express certain lines they expect candidates not to cross. Protect trans folks.

I'll vote for Newsom's dumbass redistricting plan because it's better than the alternative but there's no way you're convincing me that it is in any way A Good Idea and not just a political gambit that puts slightly less evil assholes in charge for a while and will, assuredly, backfire tremendously

i mean it looks more like cognition than whatever the fuck you're doing, but that ain't exactly a high bar to clear

Quick reminder that your library is still serving free lunch for children 18 and under all summer 🍎

my favorite slur is 'I would love to cuddle'

America is beautiful, contradictory, unfinished. I am proud of our country even as we constantly strive to make it better, to protect and deepen our democracy, to fulfill its promise for each and every person who calls it home. Happy Independence Day. No Kings in America.

Today’s mood:

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

NEW SUMMONING SALT!!!!

@spacethey.gay Finally got my poster up, I love it!

Shoutout to whoever does the posters for Star Trek Strange New Worlds because they easily have the best poster game in Star Trek since The Motion Picture.

Hey Fortnite, eyes up here 👀

getting into role reversal (almost threw up on my cat)

There is no I in Peace. Teaser trailer for #Peacemaker Season 2 is coming tomorrow.

California: *adds stoplights at every goddamn hwy onramp causing slow merges and massive bottlenecks* Also CA: "GeN aI WiLl fIx ThIs"

Happy Easter 🥰

it's simple, we give the batman ptsd

twitter is down, bluesky is up!!!

i know who needs to hear this, everyone who uses youtube: download SponsorBlock. Whenever this app breaks, youtube becomes unusable to me. having to skip ahead in EVERY video is so exhausting. sponsor.ajay.app

having a few of my photos printed for sale- in like a real store :3

I'm such a fucking slut for emotion😈😈

The other website is pretty much done

ooee mein godde i cannot breakin de laue

hey you know what you can do if you hate your boss? www.goiam.org/departments/...

american billionaires are a disease

Had ChatGPT write a program in a language I don't know and no matter how many times I prompt it with errors and hints it can't make it work. I'm anticipating a human capability apocalypse relying on this stuff from youth.

getting so high i can't tell the difference between the super bowl and the puppy bowl

In honor of the date - 17/01 - a collection of just a few of my Enterprise images over the years.