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DA PITT!!!!!

i dreamt about a trials game on steam announcing a kate bush expansion pack. they had skins for both of her wuthering heights outfits and the bikini armour from babooshka. the logo looked like this

hello i am open to writing work, I have written about film and theatre for places like GQ, Interview Magazine, New York Theatre Guide, have programmed series at Nitehawk, Museum of the Moving Image, LA Cinematheque, and have had booklets in Blu-ray releases for Vinegar Syndrome! www.tylekurner.com

its incredible to read how the regime has to do a hard sell on the oil companies for this. president grandpas 1989 brain does it again. oil is 50 dollars a barrel and the infrastructure is degraded and the situation completely confused and politically volatile. oil ceos not exactly excited. amazing

Here’s what I did this year, part 1

Incredible lol

Won Glam Award for Best Designer, @suzietoot.bsky.social Black & White look, @jaykaybk.bsky.social Titans 2 promo and finale look, multiple divas winning or running up competitions.

MTV TRUE LIFE: I am a married 38 year old with hickies from a married 39 year old

Happy holidays from your furiends at the zoo ✨ Thanks to Keeper Megan and Keeper Ali for the holiday pics!

New favorite Christmas film dropped (I haven’t even watched it yet)

invited some wonderful folks like @woahitsjuanito.bsky.social, @willowcatelyn.bsky.social, @cadenmgardner.bsky.social, @jamestomxo.bsky.social, & @judysquirrels.bsky.social to help me make this list of 25(ish) queer films of the 21st century! thecinemaattheendoftheworld.substack.com/p/25ish-quee...

Gonna rule when she releases a book about how she was cancelled for being a free thinker as Emperor head of CBS News, it’ll be called “Voiceless”

Hooked up with someone I think is really hot (yay!), but he’s not that good at sucking dick (boo!), but his friend is really good at sucking dick (yay!)

PSA: there’s been an exploit for Signal and WhatsApp released that can be used to silently track you. Temp fixes for both can be done in your settings: For WhatsApp: Settings>Privacy>Advanced>Block unknown messages. For Signal: Settings>Privacy>Phone number>Who can find me by number>Nobody

profoundly damning of american discourse that these epstein photos are causing people to say “omg he had sex toys and shibari equipment ew” and not “the systemic abuse of women and girls is a banal fact of elite american life”

We wish you a Very Merry Delta ♥️🎄

Chiropractors and homeopaths are at best deluded shmucks endangering their patients with useless/dangerous hokum, and at worst malicious parasites destroying the lives and bodies of people in their care for money.

a real aficionado of junk food art is comfortable with their tastes and also engages with art outside that bubble. an insecure lover of junk rages and whines at anything they perceive as more rarefied and demands culture recognize and praise their chosen slop.

It's my turn to get surgery! 🪢💞🪷🌿💘🪻💖🪢🎉 gofund.me/f556273c0

the last Lizza post ended on a cliffhanger where Lizza teased a recording of Trump talking about the assassination attempt that would potentially "shatter our understanding of recent history." in the latest drop he reveals that he doesn't know what the recording was and also it has been destroyed.

Every time it almost feels like Ryo Fujii’s Taroman leans too hard on (loving) mockery of TV Tsuburaya artifice, it flips into an Akio Jissoji riff so apt and perfect it just makes you wish something could look like this without the safety or disclaimer of parody. Some of this imagery is to die for.

I worked at the main dad’s now long shuttered family restaurant for six years! Great guy!

Once again taking photos of my cool dick

Love those classic Looney Tunes? Thrill and delight as Porky Pig is flattened between two sheets of glass!

My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨

JACK DONAGHY: Lemon, Don Geiss is telling me we need to find a way to make Jenna appeal to the [strained air quotes with fingers] "youth" demographic, maybe a song? LIZ LEMON: No! We all know what happened last time-

when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare

I have to get up and make cool dress for incredible performer but I just wanna play with my cool dick

What a thrill to be part of @talkingpointsmemo.com's series about the past 25 years of digital media! I wrote about why private equity goons destroyed Deadspin and why it matters.

For some reason I cannot remove this picture from my posts. Keep trying to restart the app but it’s not working. Must be a bug.

Unfortunately horny enough I am sexting

Not a single senate Democrat should be politically safe from this day forward. Not one

The model of holding individual senators responsible is broken here. The retirees clearly agreed to take the fall. Which is why the nos should get no credit for voting no unless they move to oust Schumer

Never once in decades gotten anyone at Schumer’s office to answer his phones. Had to go outside his apartment in Brooklyn to protest, if he’s even home there, which happens so regularly this is what happens when you google it

I was very brave and slept naked for the first time since getting pierced

do you remember the post a while back where someone suggested a sitcom where Cuomo and Dershowitz are roommates in new york city and every episode Cuomo loses an election and Dershowitz is refused a pierogi?

They're multiplying

Posting dick on Scruff moments just so I can tell people it’s out of commission for four months

heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.

despite the triumph in NYC yesterday the state Dem party remains a sclerotic mess with no ideas and dogshit political instincts. to see that Dems won statewide races in *Georgia* while getting stomped on LI speaks volumes. Zohran’s lucky they wanted nothing to do with him

remember when they had Bill Clinton and Jim Clyburn endorse Cuomo lol

They likely won’t have any numbers until 9 pm when polls close but @thecity.nyc has a page here: www.thecity.nyc/home-mayoral...