Buy me dinner first!

Something about tiny crochet makes my brain go quiet

Yeahhhhh dude let’s go get our clothes at Eunuch-lo

Celebrated the solstice by doing a tarot reading and all I learned is that I’m in a weird enough place in my life to consult a deck of cards regularly again.

Provoke brociety

Hope everyone is having a Merry Furmas and a PAWpy new year!

You could be discouraged or decide to have disco courage

I spent way too long of my life thinking Cursive was a great band.

This came up on shuffle earlier today and it made me feel crazy youtu.be/_c5aLdrsEMI?...

I can become terminally addicted to even the most poorly designed business management sim.

T Boy wrestling owes me thousands of dollars

Had a dream where I was a percussion-based loop pedal musician and genuinely considered trying it- I could be so much more annoying than I already am.

Me: I don’t need a break, I feel great My brain: a drag queen named Denise Shoes

The fact that the Starship Enterprise is chock full of unrepentant sluts

Girl fuck you, too.

I have been up since 4:30am and I feel like a sim

Comparison is the sexy shortcut to joy

I love that, in America, we measure things in football fields.

Buying concert tix and seeing the name of an old friend you thought left years ago- Will Call. What do you mean I don't have to download a shitty, single-use app? I can't put this ticket in my Apple Wallet? What is this, the early 2000s? I have to show ID?

What’s love telling me to do right now?

Can't wait to watch 2 hours of trailers for cozy games while gamers scream about Charlie Kirk and Half-Life 3 in the chat

Take 3mg of melatonin and have a dream written by Dennis Cooper, right right

Healed! by buttery avocado pasta.

Just cooked a chili soup and side of satsuma-imo yams with sadness and frustration in my heart and it's the best thing I've cooked in months.

The Lacy Chabertniverse is so vast

And I will say, “girlfriend, you are so on”!

Feeling so merp today

Do you like your peanut butter chunky or creamy smooth pop icon goddess?

I spent World AIDS day thinking about the wealth of creativity the pandemic left on the table. Seeing the same 5-ish artists in instagram carousels. There is an archive of radical work that extends past your wildest imagination and it is a life's work to uncover and appreciate it all.

Like this post if you are part of the rhythm nation

Late lunch of chile relleno and a NakeyJakey upload >>>>>>>>>>>>>

This American Life really loves that car dealership episode, huh?

my seasonal depression ipad game started serving me ads for mortgage planning software

I really like how every episode takes the time to thoroughly dismantle this mindset. (ep5 spoiler ahead) I have a feeling the thing that is teased in episode five is not the obvious thing, because that would be too much of a red line into flat villainy. But regardless, I'm very invested in whatever

pouring myself up a big, 2 hour bowl of youtube video essayslop (probably not slop; good soup) www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VJx...

Imprisoned wretch

Game of Wool on Channel 4 is an absolute trainwreck. Nobody is having fun on the show, including the frontrunner. They are given half the time they need to rush through a project, let alone make something good. Tom Daly bopping around like a ragdoll trying to boost morale like a fiber arts Jigsaw.

I'm making an epic vegan roast for Th*nksg*ving. At each stage I say "make it even MORE vegan. use forbidden legumes. at some point, it's like, holy fuck. it's like trying to jam seasoning up your ass and have it explode. it's nuts. it's mostly nuts."

Avant garde photography I took while determining the evenness of my bowl cut

Look at this gnarly bite I queued up for myself

Had a dream I was being Bugonia'd by Obama

I think I’m gonna bi in this house

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So Eleanor Johnson already has a unified theory going

3 likes and I drop my new tofu cooking trick

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