I strongly suspect it will run iPad OS and will be their version of a chromebook. They’ve been trying to sell iPads as a basic laptop replacement for years, but the consumer imagination is often too weak. I’ve had an iPad with a keyboard/trackpad for years and it rules as a secondary computer.

Happy Casimir Pulaski Day to Sufjan heads. If you've ever wondered what a 4H stone is, 4H is a youth group for kids living around agricultural centers. It's also involved in county and state fairs. There is no official 4H stone, it's most likely a craft project made at a meeting or a keepsake.

Me libposting 5 minutes before the first ICBM touches down and a world-ending retaliatory strike is unloaded in response: "Masterful brinksmanship, KING CHEETO 🫡"

United States, you are one crazy chica

I cheered. I am happy. I have waited too long. Outcome correct.

The "Faces of Death" trailer vs the "Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma" trailer- this is the year of examining the sequel as metaphor. EVERYONE READ MARK FISHER'S THE WEIRD AND THE EERIE NOW!!!

freaked out in a moonage daydream currently

my selection for gay guy music video night would be the vhs tape from The Ring (2002).

Just came up with a devastating insult ok here it goes: Ur not fab, u less…

Just told a friend that George Saunders is "gaggy"

Stole this from my niece bc she won Monopoly Jr

You’re right to question that—not having a mouth 𝘪𝘴 a real barrier to screaming. That said, I’d gently push back on the idea that screaming is your only option. Would you like me to help brainstorm some workarounds?

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Last call on pre-spring orders! Shop closes midnight ct. 😎 www.shopjacobblank.com/products

I strongly believe that last night through the portal of sleep I was contacted by aliens and offered the opportunity to a) miraculously achieve a fully rested night of sleep and wake up on time b) learn one fundamental truth about the universe, which I will attempt to impart in the following post:

Clairo, Egypt

The specter of nostalgia casts a shadow over Danny L Harle’s “Cerulean”. I think electronic music, at its strongest is frontier work. At one point, a song flirts with the danger of interpolating the accordion line of “On The Floor” by JLo ft Pitbull. Kind of painful.

Watched “Wuthering Heights” (2026) and the thing about Jacob Elordi is that no script or movie scene will ever top the raw charisma of him bookshopping

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Doing to Apple Dance to this www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YkA...

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Starting a random book from the used bookstore that GoodReads reviewers describe as “bizarre” and “incoherent” for the love of the Weird Fiction game.

Accidentally sprinkled a little cumin on my brussels sprouts instead of garlic powder and that's kinda wassup

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Happy Friday the 13th Wiktoria Goryńska

Preorder the vinyl, CD, shirt, bumper sticker, or even the Nalgene!? www.gaymeat.org/bluewater

Half a bag of Nerds Gummy Clusters = a pharmaceutical grade SSRI

In my first internship, I worked with a woman who sang Bring Me To Life by Evanescence at least twice a day

For personal reasons, today is Friday

I think they should make JD Vance do the next halftime show. Make him give the ole razzle dazzle.

PEDROOOOOO

more like addison gae ha ha hope everyone has a fun friday night

Things I would love to see Muppets do: Showing up as talking heads in serious documentaries Legal procedural Presidential run

I’ve had fiber-based typography projects in my head since 2021 when I just learned to knit and it feels good to arrive at a skill level where I can make them reality in crochet. Pattern created by pixelating actual typography in Photoshop and adjusting the blocks as needed.

Rose Byrne saying "Here are pics of hole".

CHER?!!!

I have not heard the song Wildflower once in my life wow

Taking down the pedophilic Nazi empire from within is a big task. Best I can do is Tate McRae endings

Reading my second WW1 book of the year and am feeling The Urge to become a WW1 & 2 guy

Finished object alert!! And now I have a list of IRL friends who expressed interest in one for their birthday.

We need to return to the blogosphere and RSS feeds.

Finished a mesh bag on Thursday and absolutely hated it. Pivoted to a much simpler design. Meant to be a yarn shopping bag for a friend’s upcoming knitting sabbatical. Or whatever.

You're at gay guy music video night and can make one (1) request. What are you choosing? Drinkin in LA by bran van 3000 because it would be the entrypoint into my 90s hidden gems playlist and an excellent song and video to laugh at and pick apart. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZ9K...

Charlie Booth, where do you like to sit when hungies? Charlie Sleuth, what’s your favorite unsolved mystery? Charlie Tooth, would you rather lose all your teeth or all your toes? Charlie Uncouth, what’s the worst bad word? Charlie Youth, how old will you get?

28 Bone Temples Later really makes the case for 2 more movies and a slice of life limited tv series

I think the most romantic thing about Heated Rivalry is the showrunner holding a Wolf Parade song that close for 20 years.

What is BSHETR

Posted to kitchencels 2hrs ago: Profound emptiness. Costco cheese pizza and Sprite.

Notion really is one of the best pieces of project planning software ever made. Just the ability to make a personal wiki of ideas to unburden my brain and memory is invaluable. I’m very particular to the gallery database view.

Alexa, Free Britney