John Kettleeeeeey… is a weatherman

A lot of people don't realise this but in the UK we have to replace our Prime Minister every two or three years or else the rights revert back to Marvel

Reform have now lost six by-elections in a row in England, Scotland and Wales. Their national poll rating is 26% – below Labour in 1983 – and Farage’s approval rating is -37. They’re very far from the voice of the people and need to stop being treated as such.

Please enjoy this incredibly wholesome Instagram reel of two stormtroopers escorting a duck through Galaxy’s Edge.

Ian with a scoop on the World Cup Opening Ceremony. . .

The guy who invented being a jester:

Everyone on X and elsewhere who called for a violent response should be charged with incitement. Everyone involved in the pogrom should be locked up with exemplary sentences. Govt should make it clear that will be the response in future anywhere else. Enough.

What a shame that, when for the first time in years you can buy an official shirt without a sponsor, it looks like this 😭 🤮 #NUFC

You used to go to websites and they would have guestbooks that people would sign like it was a bed and breakfast

Nigel Farage Listens to the News

1. At least one person out there really hates you. Loathes you. You can be the sweetest, ripest, juiciest and best example of a peach ever. You'll always meet someone who just doesn't like peaches. Accept it. 2. You have 2 ears and 1 mouth. Use them in that proportion. 3. Pen and Paper > Phone

When he was an MEP, Farage excused his absences on basis that it was an illegitimate government and that sovereignty should reside in Westminster. He's now an MP in Westminster And he's been absent for 77 Parliament votes in a row. www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/whe...

Hi @docwyattbeyond.bsky.social @kevinburke20.bsky.social my 14 year old son is a MASSIVE Ninjago fan and has written a story that is an idea for a Monstrosity type episode. He is really into writing and story telling. He asked if I could send it to you both. Would that be possible?

I like ducks. Watch ducks.

Tom Gray is amazing at this sort of thing. An impassioned speech to the Ivors Academy. Inspiring stuff.

Remember, @mrjamesob.bsky.social when you were discussing Trump and wrestling/UFC? Well, this is where we are now. The *actual* president.

Oh, I see, so *now* everyone in Sunderland is happy to be in Europe.

Thank fuck that's over.

Thought this was a muppet at first glance

Unai Emery is a five-time Europa League champion. By a fun quirk, all the teams he's won the tournament with have had 'Villa' in their name: Aston Villa (1), Sevilla (3) and Villarreal (1).🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

@chrisdhwaugh.bsky.social what was going on between Willock and Bruno at the end?

Immigration make Britain brilliant

Remembering the late, great Eric Morecambe, who was born 100 Years ago today.

Wow. Wow. Wow the fucking Wow.

I love this.

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In Sunderland, Reform stood David Barker. Who beat his girlfriend “black and blue”. He also neglected and burnt his child with cigarettes. He was handed a suspended sentence. It comes up when you Google him. He won in the council election. A vicious domestic abuser is now a Reform Councillor.

If the mainstream press refuses to investigate Reform’s candidates and their scandalous backgrounds and attitudes, I guess @bylinetimes.bsky.social will have to do it. These are just some of our exclusives from the last couple of days Www.bylinetimes.com

He's only just found out about it because the house was in Clacton.

In Otter News: All important otter related questions answered.

Here's where I'm struggling with Howe at the moment. I know he's emotionally flat at all times but, when players are playing with no fire and then the manager shows no fire in press conferences it makes me feel like the players are mirroring the manager. #NUFC

Just checking social media where I'm sure reactions will be measured and reasonable #NUFC #NEWBOU

And not a single cherry in sight. This can only be a good omen #nufc

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Same, robot. Same

Update to my game is now available... 🚨 Live matches are here. 🚨 Sub players mid-game. Deal with injuries. Panic when your striker gets sent off. Also added: 🏆 33 Achievements 🏅 Season Awards ⚔️ Rivals 🏆 Hall of Fame Oh — and your aging squad? Yeah… they’re falling apart now. Time to rebuild 🍺

This has been my worry for some time. If Eddie leaves then I can't see that we have options open to us that are actually upgrades on what Howe has done. Think of all the "big name" managers that have come in to big clubs like Chelsea, Man U and Spurs and set the club back years thru mismanagement

Same old newcastle. Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. #NUFC

Band from the bathroom Rage against the cistern

There is no McTry.

Times are tough so I've put a load more of my children up for sale. Mixed media original drawings in pencil, biro, marker, pastel and ink on heavy craft paper. www.ebay.co.uk/usr/happytoast

Nurse! Nurse he's got his phone. Oh Christ... NUUUUURSE

Kieran Trippier - one of the most important signings in Newcastle’s modern history - to leave the club at the end of the season. #NUFC www.nytimes.com/athletic/717...

If you look closely you can see the moon

ok if we just shut up and give them this one then play the long game, it opens up a lot of poetic irony come 2028

Just found this again... I'm dying here 🤣🤣🤣!!!