I think every time the democrats lose an election we should get to choose one mealy-mouthed bland consultant-brained phrase to eliminate from their vocabulary. "this is not who we are" would be top of my list

inside you, there are two polygons: their names are Kiki and Bouba, but I'm not sure which is which..

Shhhh everybody shut up Autism has an announcement

HEARTBREAKING: The most annoying person in the Zoom call has raised their hand again

the biggest downside to online job applications is that there are fewer opportunities to threaten hiring managers at gunpoint

filing a racial discrimination suit against my school because two of my professors assumed I have a podcast

Watching Elizabeth Warren talk about Trump’s fascism as a distraction last night really broke something in me. Where I used to have this anger at the Democrats for folding to Trump I find myself numb. I don’t know if it’s going to last, but I don’t feel anything about their inaction anymore.

whenever I need to get somewhere, simply latch onto a larger, faster human that looks to be heading in the direction I want

the “b” and “d” in “backward” are really just there as an example

mounting one of these bad boys next to my desk and filling it with a proprietary mixture of Monster and MTN Dew

due to budget cuts, they're taking away the enrichment from my enclosure

im fucking crying

Someone hacked a variable message sign to say "BAN CARS" on Green Bay Road in Wilmette, IL.

folks, they're trying to do cracker barrel without the crackers. can you believe it?

finally got the layoff notice. fuck this stupid ass country

AUGUST 16, 2025

never kill your self

i'm sorry, did you say you made your neighbors some CHILI??!?!

Big Balls, national hero

TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO DOUBTED ME WHEN I WAS A KID: you called it, congrats

why do we need the NBA when my friend Charles can dunk using a ladder

Dr. toot. thank you

call him "Teflon Don" all you like, but you're deluding yourself if you think he could withstand Tienshinhan's tri-beam attack

Microsoft is cautiously onboarding Grok 4 following Hitler concerns

RIP bluesky, I can't believe you died again 😔

just told some lies on the internet

Google search is even more broken than I thought. When I search for Adele Dazeem it just brings back this lady.

Ok that's it

I went to Gay City and everyone knew you

the unwashed hair and incoherent outfit isn't helping her beat the stalker allegations

an anonymous source that goes by the neutral name "jeffersondavisfan" has leaked that, as a child, Zohran Mamdani drew this hate-filled symbol in over eight notebooks and on two different desks

it's insane that this only happened because few liberal news outlets thought they could juice their numbers by authoring headlines that legitimized the views of transphobes

corn dogs are just meat twinkies

the solution is not to shut down the fraud bot. the solution is to trust Sam Altman implicitly and give him all of the world's money

being viscerally off-putting got this guy half a year's salary, but all it ever gets me is kicked out of the group chat

South Korean advertising stays on another level

Shes a 10 but she's got her Christmas tree up in July