cabo verde held both world cup finalists to a draw across 90 minutes and almost took argentina to penalties, easily the best performance anyone has put up against either team all world cup

Two Minnesota solar farms seeded native wildflowers under their panels, and 5 years of counting revealed native bees had multiplied twentyfold, then crossed the fence to pollinate the neighbour's soybeans

It's more black and white than a penguin cosplaying as a nun.

🇪🇸🎉 Spain complete three semi-final wins over France, three summers in a row. 2024: Euros 2025: UEFA Nations League 2026: World Cup

BTW I do still remember who all bashed Porro during regular season when that man was overworked and tired. I WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER. 👀 I AM ALWAYS WATCHING. 👀

Not happy about Spurs selling Vuskovic. Even less happy about the rumours that Spence is the next one out the door.

To be a historian is to speak ill of the dead and the rest of you should take more history classes and join us.

Estate agent assured us that the angles of windows meant that people couldn't see in from the street. I never put up curtains and have been wandering around naked. Turns out she's wrong and there's been a discussion on Facebook. Will buy curtains.

Today this is a Djed Spence and Morgan Rogers appreciation account. And black cats, obviously.

What a fabulous performance by Djed Spence for England last night! That was the magical all-action attacking Spence we saw at Nottingham Forest for one season. #England #NFFC

It's actually kinda funny seeing the mouthpieces of the far right in the UK getting so worked up about a candidate called "Count Binface". He's literally a joke candidate, and they're all attacking him like they're actually worried he'll win... Which will make it even funnier when he does.

💖PEDRO💖FUCKING💖PORRO💖

RIP Bonnie Tyler

The complete elimination of Meta would yield unambiguous, far reaching benefits for global society.

The funny thing is, the people of Clacton will need to put their bins out for regular collection during the By-election week, and they'll be interpreted as unofficial campaign posters.

I once had a scam caller who, when called out on being a scammer, tried to turn it into a dirty phonecall. It was surreal.

The Stadium District is, of course, where you can finds such stores as Stadium Shack, Stadiums'R'Us, and Put Your Team There.

binface vs farage vs lawrence fox is like el classico for “different ways your mate’s dad could end up taking the divorce”

Listening to 'Total Eclipse of the Heart' and getting a little bit misty-eyed 😔 RIP Bonnie Tyler 🌒❤️

🇷🇴 DRAGUSIN LEAVES SPURS! Fiorentina sign him for €19m (€1.5m loan + €17.5m obligation at 22 apps). Paratici reunion 🤝 ACL nightmare over. Only 48 games in 2.5 seasons. Back to Serie A 🔄🔥

Honestly, those look like pretty good character references for Count Binface...

Nigel Farage £5 million 'gift' from a cryptocurrency billionaire was reported to the National Crime Agency by bankers who were concerned it was money laundering. The whistleblowers alerted the NCA as they were "not satisfied they could trace the ultimate origin of the funds."

One of the weird things in the idea of food authenticity is that, as far as I can tell, literally nobody thinks we should be eating food as it was, say, in the 1500s. Like, Sichuan food didn't go spicy until the 18th century. So really, authentic is almost exclusively "food from 200-50 years ago."

A senator in Paraguay is set to face criminal charges due to her recent racist comments aimed at France's Kylian Mbappé.

Stablehands advised to shut the stable door after horse bolts.

While FIFA are relitigating old World Cup decisions, can they also change this decision to award Diego Maradona a goal in 1986?

Obviously it’s immensely satisfying to see pictures of Ronaldo crying, but let’s not lose sight of the fact that he’ll still be crying off camera in the dressing room and possibly in his hotel room and maybe even on the flight home

The definition of a True Fan is someone who can't even bear to watch their own team for fear of collapsing the quantum probability field.

Tempted to stay up and watch the USA game but also feel I should get some sleep and be fresh for the morning in case Trump has declared war on Belgium.

now to watch a match untainted by any player for whom fifa has ever made sketchy decision regarding red card suspensions *puts finger to ear* hold on a second, I’m getting a note

can't wait to get back to the corruption-free premier league where i can watch abu dhabi's man city take on evangelos marinakis' nottingham forest.

2am? Utter woke nonsense. I'm off to bed xD

Any English actually staying/waking up for the match tonight? I can’t bring myself to destroy my sleep health to watch a team whose football I feel largely unenthusiastic about

Farewell then you huge calamity, I always loved you x

I think that other fans should be a lot angrier about someone paying £16.5m for Radu Dragusin that they are about us paying £100m for Tonali

Fiorentina will pay #Tottenham 1.5 million for the loan and 17.5 million for the permanent clause. Dragusin @DiMarzio 💰

Spain's Congress of Deputies approved a bill that would make practicing 'conversion therapy' a criminal offense punishable by prison time. The legislation now moves to the Senate before it can become law #NOH8

Look forward to some of the local bars following Greggs' lead and not serving tequila or Sol or Corona tonight 😂 Actually, that could have been a fun little promo - discounting beers from countries that are playing, just while the match is on.

evidently not woke enough because I think Greggs stopping Mexican Sandwiches for a day out of spite is actually good, silly fun

If Man Utd signed these same two players, nobody would bat an eyelid. The outrage from rival fans, ex-players, pundits, and journalists is laughably overblown. Instead of trying to tear Spurs down, maybe give them credit for building sustainably, generating revenue properly, and playing by the rules

Looking for a new watch strap for my Pebble Time 2 now that Pride month is over. It can take any 22mm quick-release, and I'm looking for silicone ones, mostly. Maybe something geeky/nerdy/ADHD...y. Looking for suggestions or good places to look please <3

Watching the Paraguay v France match last night like...

Reactions to that match seem to be: "That was DISGUSTING, I HATED it!" And: "That was DISGUSTING, I LOVED it!"

That was World Cup heritage.

People complaining about the ref, but I didn't see a single meatwall goal that entire match so he was doing something right.

CONMEBOL LIBERTADORES IN THE WORLD CUP

Most entertaining match I've seen so far.

People talk about a game being "one for the purists", Paraguay v France is one for the absolute sickos. No-one should enjoy this. And yet. #WorldCup

Pointing to the spot and indicating a goal kick are too similar a motion. The ref should have to moonwalk for a penalty.