Bluesky the sports poetry app

absolutely dying at how harmless this dog looks on this flyer the post office sent out

the lost lyric to john lennon's "imagine"

Dogs be like: “scratch my butt” And you do it

One of my strongest takeaways from the Bee this week is that it was a showcase for why critical thinking matters more than ever. So much of what the kids do up there isn’t rote memorization—it’s using their insane prep to solve words like puzzles (using etymology, patterns) in real time.

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Whoever planned this year's Riot Fest felt it was imperative that no one under the age of 30 will feel tempted to attend. (I, on the other hand, am in the target demo for this lol)

Diet Coke is nectar from the gods and Coke Zero is a schismatic heresy

Colbert guest hosted a public access TV show in Monroe, Michigan a day after the Late Show ended. Guest star: Jeff Daniels Special appearance by: Eminem Musical director: Jack White Genius. youtu.be/jJTXB5uT_C4?...

Took two out of three kids to see Mando and Grogu at our local AMC. Settled for the popcorn tin and fancy cub instead of the other popcorn buckets. While walking out, they asked us to fill out a survey. The 7 year old couldn’t wait to share her thoughts.

Shai Gilgeous-Alexander Trying To Draw Foul While Shooting Free Throw

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some real “do i have to do everything myself” energy from ohtani lol

It’s happening,, it’s all happening. Flavor Flav’s SHE Weekend was approved by the Las Vegas Clark county commissioners today and we throwing a historic free public party and celebration with a parade on the Las Vegas strip. Details coming tomorrow 👀

and when the world needed him most he was nowhere to be found...

“Instead of student loan forgiveness we’re doing a coup forgiveness program”

But they were all of them deceived, for another leche was made...

in a way, isn’t causing men to crash out before she’s even done anything just proof that Lupita is perfect for Helen of Troy

mr cohen i have a suggestion

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The definitive millennial song is clearly legend_of_zelda_System_of_a_down(1).mp3

An epic webcam capture of the sun skirting the horizon at Utqiaġvik, Alaska, this morning. @alaskawx.bsky.social

Nothing but respect for *my* Large Language Model.

me sleeping seven hours vs. me sleeping six hours and 42 minutes

the 2026 quarterback of the pittsburgh steelers

I need a little help. My town is doing a home decorating contest like for Christmas but in honor of the USA's 250th anniversary. If you were going to decorate your house but wanted to emphasize the Union's victory in 1865, Civil Rights, and those kinds of patriotic moments, what would you do?

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Pierre Bourdieu once argued that the question of whether something is art isn't answered by the artist's intention or even the object itself. Instead, the quality of being "art" is conferred by a community — curators, dealers, auction houses, audiences, etc. 🧵

Today we not only get news from the New York Times that the Trump Administration stopped the publication of a study showing the shingles vaccine is safe, but there’s another study showing that vaccine may offer some protection against dementia.

Heck yeah I like UFOs U nlimited F rench O nion s oup

Golden Tempo should get a piece of cake in the winner’s circle.

me when i get shot

2026 Kentucky Derby results: 1. 🐎 2. 🐎 3. 🐎 4. 🐎 5. 🐎 6. 🐎 7. 🐎 8. 🐎 9. 🐎 10. 🐎 11. 🐎 12. 🐎 13. 🐎 14. 🐎 15. 🐎 16. 🐎 17. 🐎 18. 🐎

I'd probably have died by now from some disease that vaccines and modern sanitation have already solved.

TV: And if you follow the cold front through the weekend, you'll see we have a 30% chance of upset. Me: ...What's upset? The Egyptian God Set: NOT MUCH DAWG, WHATS UP WITH YOU

ikea has this new storage chest for kid's rooms that looks like a mimic, and I applaud this kind of thinking. it's good to teach children about the dangers of mimics early, so they don't fall prey to one the first time they go adventuring

Wemby: “I refuse to carry the burden of having to hide my emotions.” This is amazing.

Have learned that my fellows do not know the tiger poem so here it is for you

Using the giants drafting a Samoan man to explain to my parents how American Samoans are nationals and not citizens and what that means

with zero sarcasm this is good government and we should do this immediately

They did it. They’ve really finally recreated the experience of trying to enjoy superhero comics. This is the most expensive “[Ish #215 -Ed.]” ever brought to pass

The Ascension, by Paolo Veronese, 1585, 📸 by @gwephoto

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

this morning, mamdani’s team got in touch with me to float a new tax proposal: if your net worth exceeds $5 million and you dress badly, you’ll be hit with a 10% annual levy for “visual pollution.” i would be in charge of deciding if the outfits are bad.

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