baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other

The Eagles should do a drive where they only tush push. Like from their 30 to the end zone, just tush push

Yes I accept all cookies.

tbr, but GOOD. thank you, @jimlee.bsky.social!

The Triumph of Death (flipped), by Pieter Brueghel the Elder, 1562

biblically accurate couch

passed a church sign with “jesus was the original aura farmer” and I’m not sure I’ve seen more of a “how do you do, fellow kids” in quite some time

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true

Still Life with Dead Birds (and a Basket of Oysters), by Germain Ribot, 1860-80

The Denver Broncos won a game that was correctly officiated in all respects

You love to see it.

"nearly all 12 apostles". Cowards. Let me chat with AI Judas.

It’s 2037 and my microwave is prompting me to download the Hot Pocket Plus Pass for $9.99 a month

the torch has officially passed from millenials to zoomers. enjoy your turn in the sun as the whipping boy and freak show of american media, anthropologized as if being visited by aliens www.nytimes.com/2025/09/27/s...

We need some Magic cards with Nazis getting punched.

The Resurrection of Christ, by Johann König, 1622, 📸 by @Yannickpeterhan

#Florida woman wins Mortal Kombat tournament playing with newborn baby in arms. You know, like you do. www.dexerto.com/mortal-komba...

(trailer voiceover) this halloween, grass touches back

This only happens to you once

this woman has been working at Nintendo for almost 20 years and nearly a decade longer than the guy she is replacing how much more qualified does she have to be lol

the evidence in favor of the traditional understand of the birthright citizenship clause is so overwhelming that a bunch of conservative legal hacks had to conjure a fake literature int existence to create the appearance of dispute. i expect the court to side with trump, of course.

yeah we're into LLMs (Large Lamb-bridge Models)

Calais Campbell once replied to a video of himself saying “back when I was a spring chicken.” It was in 2019.

no!

the fact that so many people frame autism as “a problem that needs to be solved” is a constant reminder that being “not normal” isn’t acceptable to a large amount of the world. it’s the same reason there’s a trans panic right now too. they think people are defective

Whether they're blaming vaccines and Tylenol, or selling dubious "remedies," what they're really doing is promoting the perception that families (and especially mothers) can prevent and treat Autism. And thus also the perception that people with Autism and their families don't need social support.

just saw Lamar Jackson get tackled for no gain three straight plays, rapture might be tomorrow

It's nice to finally have some current pop culture fun pertaining to the END TIMES for my Confirmation class. "Left Behind" was left behind awhile ago.

Telling the rapture airplane to come back later because I want to hear Kimmel's monologue first

The 13 year old already tosses a football indoors 24/7. No one forward this video to him.

Yeah, Cameron Sutton vs. Alohi Gilman, you gotta go there.

Isaiah Rodgers is doing WHAT

The Cleveland Browns could do the funniest thing bsky.app/profile/dirt...

wild stat of the day: by wins, the 2025 colorado rockies are twice as good as last year's super bowl champion philadelphia eagles

The Mountain Dew Baja Blast pie will be available nationwide at Taco Bell this November

My mom keeps dinosaur figures outside to scare off raccoons who want to steal her garbage. She sent me a photo today. A large toad has found one of the dinosaur figures and befriended it. They are besties now.

I try not to food shame but my father has gone too far this time with his leftover-based lunch dish 😂

If the Death Star ran on Oracle ERP, the Rebels wouldn’t have needed to do the trench run

Robert Redford’s death is inspiring the thirstiest deathposting I’ve ever seen on social media A legacy to be proud of imo

My favourite Robert Redford story is the one about why he got rejected for the lead role in The Graduate. RIP to a real one.

Truly, this man has shaped our digital lives in important ways far out of our CTRL.

in retrospect, there’s probably never been a name as threatening as “America Online”

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

if you’re an isolated, angsty, strange young man, please know that you can become a Kierkegaard scholar instead of joining fringe online communities

What if NFL logos made Draw Play face

I’m extremely online and even I need help interpreting this stuff. Oi.