The only president to keep the Patriots out of the Super Bowl this century? Joe Biden

Gotta wonder how Patriots fans suffered through the fifteen minutes the team was bad between dynasties

Not what we wanted but a good season nonetheless. #BroncosCountry

Famous Broncos-Patriots snow games in Denver: 2015: C.J. Anderson's OT touchdown run 1979: Broncos throttle Patriots 45-10, scenes for an episode of "Mork & Mindy" shot during game; clips later used for Gavin Grey's attempted comeback in "Everybody's All-American"

I have around 11 Stidhams cc @billbarnwell.com

Let’s gooo

i will say it again: gen z white men have a hair crisis rn. there are like 8 acceptable lego pieces you can snap onto your head and all of them are bad

“Checking for a pulse and administering CPR is standard practice. Instead of doing either of those things, the ICE agents appeared to be counting his bullet wounds. I asked the ICE agents if the victim had a pulse, and they said they did not know.”

Indiana joins the 1894 Yale team as the only two major college teams to go 16-0

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

never forget

"Got a miracle, lost anyway" feels very Catholic-coded huh

Jarrett Stidham rn:

He gave the post-game interview. And then this breaking news was delivered to me by my 13-year old's friends.

Woooohoooooooo!!!!!

The conductor of the Denver Philharmonic Orchestra.

MORE LIKE FRANK LEFT NO CRUMS

That was the slowest run in history and it was glorious

These two Umamusume fans have combined the game with their Broncos fandom on tiktok and I need you to stick with me for the payoff when they go back to the studio 🐴

Had to bring back this family tradition for the divisional round. Pics from 2013-2016 and today. Let’s go Broncos! #broncoscountry

this is very much not the core of the issue. we tolerate all sorts of biological advantages and disadvantages in sports. the real fundamental question here is: why is this one different than the others?

Hey, I just got a look at what my local grocery is selling— Has anybody told Pope Leo about this?

shoutout to me, after a full season in which i had as many interceptions as every new york jets player combined, i went into the postseason and stayed tied with justin herbert in career playoff wins

Martyrdom of the Ten Thousand, by Albrecht Dürer, 1508 (detail), 📸 via @johnewing

President of Football is what an 8-year-old says when you ask them what they want to be when they grow up. Absolutely love this for Matt.

NYT: “.. the motorist was driving away from — not toward — a federal officer when he opened fire.” @nytimes.com @petersagal.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/video/us/100...

Americans will be like "I hate turn-based games" and then watch American football

happy epiphany, GENTILES

So now the Ravens missed a FG because of holy water??

Hey Denver Broncos, I'm willing to do this. Let me know.

Shoutout to the Broncos for winning by as few points as they possibly could today. Their commitment to the bit is tremendous.

You couldn't publish this today. You'd have to cloak it under several layers of metaphor.

went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible 🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌

We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam

Emo Marc is making a comeback this year.

The Broncos are AFC West Champs, and the Chiefs are out of the playoffs. Nature is healing.

If you work at a church, you have to go to work tomorrow.

Don’t forget to leave a brick out for Ben Folds this morning

You’ll be visited by three spirits.

spent twenty minutes of my christmas morning putting together my starting 22 of beloved christmas characters

Presents unwrapped. Pee Wee’s Christmas special watched. Now is the time for the annual LOTR extended edition marathon.

Fun fact: when you buy a glittery dress for the six year old, your home and the entire church are soon covered in glitter for Christmas Eve.

Riley Moss needs to try this next week.

i actually don't have a lot of trouble believing that god returned for his flock and the refs were the only ones to be raptured

Does anyone wanna see a really good Getty image of Rita Moreno and Sam The Eagle having dinner in 1979?