In my excitement I have consumed too much ice cream. 3 bowls is 2 too many

Jays are on track to win 14,342 to 0.

I miss the days when Doug Ford swallowed a bee live on the CBC.

I really want to support the Blue Jays, but can they wrap it up by10pm?

Thanks for your attention to this matter!

such a simpler time

Whoever created this ad has never taken public transit

All I hear when the announcer says Bo Bichette is Boba Fett

Made a new Jamaica feed, for tracking Hurricane Melissa updates

Hey Dug, Service Ontario renewals are not exactly efficient. Received a notice in August about my healthcard (email, becus I reg'd), all done. I now see, without any notification, that my drivers license has expired by 2 weeks. What gives Mr redtape reduction, efficiency premier?

Home Depot today, Halloween out Christmas decor in. I just checked, it's not Halloween yet

Meanwhile US border towns are advertising here, begging for Canadian tourists to come back!

His hand would not be on Lady Liberty's shoulder

Diaper's full. Again. #FüQwit

Is he going to increase the tariffs by another 10% if the Blue Jays win the World Series

Justin you are now an honorary Canadian

For the last 5 years

Just imagine the exploding heads if Obama had demolished part of the WH?

LA & TORONTO complete for busiest expressway in North America. LETS GO 401!

On a wing and a prayer, with no insurance run. Lawd. Well, I’ll take it. Let’s go boys!!! #BlueJays

This wouldn’t be happening if it was still called SkyDome

Banging on about replacement rates and the fertility crisis is a guaranteed way to spot someone who wants to control women Their solution to the supposed fertility crisis is always removing enough rights from women, that you force them to be pregnant

you forgot the racist, misogynist part

Dearest AI and your autocorrect sibling. If I correct your correction more than once, you were wrong

Skipped College, thanks for telling us TTC

Or maybe use some of the many screens in each station to publish service delays. I am not the new CEO

Maybe the new CEO of the TTC will fix the announcement system so we know why there are no trains

Great reminder!

Siri, explain why Ford got rid of the speed cameras that save lives… globalnews.ca/news/1146373...

STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME LIKE BASEBALL ⚾️🇨🇦

But seriously, how dedicated to being a total douchebag to you have to be to still be driving a Cybertruck at this point?

Found Kegsbreath secret navy plans against the enemy.

Why would anyone want to watch something with AI generated actors? I'm not even interested in watching such content for free but I certainly wouldn't pay for it. (Especially seeing the slop that AI turns out in writing.)

Can a constitutional law lawyer explain to me how it’s even possible for Alberta to leave Canada? Unlike Québec, which joined Canada and can choose to leave, Alberta was created by Canada from federal land. I suppose Albertans can leave, but don’t they have to give back the land?

Dogs can fall asleep in 7 seconds in the most uncomfortable spots

I could keep throwing up receipts here, but I think you get the point: this is a global phenomenon, not a product of Ottawa's supposed antipathy towards Alberta's oil and gas industry. It's as I wrote, and said, here: www.nationalobserver.com/2025/08/28/o...

I feel this deep in my gen x bones. Article, every time. With editing!

Pierre Poilievre: "Christians may be the number one group that are victims of hate-based violence." The facts: Nope. Receipt: www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

"Study upon study has found that women who use their political power to push for environmental action are targeted much more frequently than their male counterparts, and the attacks they endure are far worse." 🔗 Read the full article: thewalrus.ca/they-called-...

Eversolo software and network app controller are brutal. Best Audio streamer I have had, software is becoming unusable

Bubble

“Cracker Barrell Outrage Almost Certainly Driven By Bots.” “…the boycott was unlikely to be an organic grassroots response but a bot-assisted amplification seeded by meme/activist accounts.” Via @gizmodo.com In other words, we’re being manipulated. Aggressively, constantly manipulated.

Someone needs to remind the TTC that the POO are glorified mall cops. Again this AM 6 POO at Keele at an hourly rate of? Their fare validation terminals are fucking up legit credit cards, putting them on a block list when transferring from bus to subway @ttcalerts.bsky.social ask me how I know

Labour says hold my beer

@ttcriders.bsky.social standing at a bus stop in the rain usually means I want to get on the bus. Not watch it go by

The amount of carbon-spewing energy used in order to generate AI content is horrendous enough. Using it to manufacture utterly depraved shit like this, demonstrates how unevolved we are as a species and how desperately #BigTech needs to be regulated.

No rapture happened

If you think that adults taking Tylenol hurt kids, just wait until you read what the adults in the Epstein Files were doing to them.