It's a day where we celebrate Jesus. Now, let me talk about me

This is gonna be worth something someday.

Reagan: 'Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!'. Trump: 'Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards'.

Even Trump Unsure How Rambling Speech On Iran Veered Off Into Ranking The ‘Pirates Of The Caribbean’ Films

“Open the Fuckin’ tomb, you crazy bastards” - Jesus, probably

50 year old #JeremyHansen is the first Canadian to travel around the moon on a mission that hasn’t happened in more than 50 years. He was born for this mission & we Canadians are very proud of him! 🇨🇦🌖🇨🇦

Hillary and Kamala were right about everything.

‼️HYPOCRITE‼️ PP is okay with a Conservative PM expropriating land to build a rail line but isn't okay with a Liberal PM expropriating land to build a rail line. vt.tiktok.com/ZSHAa4SBT/

I used to call Casablanca “the Detroit of Morocco,” but then I went to Detroit and it fcking ruled.

America offers to trade Trump for the downed pilot.

Amanda Peet, still

Sounds like a war is going on at the same time as the “excursion” 🤣😂

Sources: Jack Daniels, Evan Williams and some dude named Wild Turkey

President "working"

Omfg That is seriously embarrassing

I hate to disappoint, but this is fake. Space is black and white

Certainly a different take on Drump's status of negotiations

Awesome view from Artemis II this morning.

A waste of a perfectly good picture frame

Just truly some of the stupidest, most vicious people on Earth. Denmark had to send armed forces to Greenland to head off a US threat in *January of this year*. And now they're pissy because NATO isn't eager to wade into an entirely optional quagmire. www.politico.com/news/2026/04...

K Gen X here I remember ever ounce of watching challenger I have little memories of life. Yet I can explain the house, my dad, the day, my clothes, the smell, the base we lived on

I am not one to dance on graves. When Trump goes, I will host a 24 party to dance on his

AI fix fucking spell check and predictive texts. Until then, fuck off

SO done with Eversolo streaming gear. Every firmware update brings new functional issues. It's like they don't test. Basically bricked my A8

The hardest part of the war comes after the war is won and the war continues. That is the hardest part of the war

This is the right way to think about public debt. It's about trajectories and sustainability.

Time to prepare the bunker

Just saw a clip of PP standing in front of some gas pumps, demanding No Tax again. The price per litre behind him is an extraordinary $1.78, which is currently 19% more than in the U.S. I wonder if he has amnesia because in 2013 under Harper, gas was also $1.78 per litre,

Alberta removes education from curriculum

It couldn’t happen to a more evil person.

It sure would be nice if CBC reporters introduced some facts into these sorts of stories. Such as: How much is the federal gas tax? How much are provincial gas taxes? And how do they contribute to the overall cost of gasoline? #cdnpoli www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

Pull out? Stay in? Just play safe - Rubio

‘I’ve renamed it the Trump Kennedy Space Center’

But hey, how about Island airports, spas and 401 tunnels!

Flat Earth looks weird from space

Maybe Indianapolis is in Minneapolis which is in Minnesota? Ever think of that?

More like 4th quarter bankruptcy. The US has to renegotiate $10T worth of debt this year. Meanwhile, $82B were just dumped by European banks. Japan is going to be dumping more. Nobody is going to take on the debt without huge % increases in interest. The US is fucked.

I'll drive it!

Marco Rubio on Fox News: “Since NATO isn’t allowing us to use their bases — why are we in NATO? We’re going to have to reexamine the value of this alliance.” NATO was founded in 1949. Article 5 — collective defense — was invoked once in history, after September 11th. Every NATO ally showed up for

We could have built Energy East, Northern Gateway, and Keystone XL and we'd *still* be paying these gas prices. Why? Because oil is a global market. You'd think Conservatives would understand how capitalism works -- and that they're effectively asking for a National Energy Program here.

I prefer a cross dresser to a puppy killer.

There are no longer laws or rights

🍁Vive le Canada🍁 #IAmCanadian #elbowsup #cdnpoli #canadasky #boycottusa

stellar!

The Shart of the Deal

This is your annual reminder. If you work in journalism or comms, it is not funny or helpful to do an April Fools Day thing tomorrow. With all the misinfo out there, it’s more unforgivable than ever. The only exception is tricking little kids before lunch. That’s still hilarious.

Blaming allies they claimed to not need, for a failure they say didn't happen, during a war they've already won, against a regime they already decapitated ... The mental acrobatics required to keep up with their cognitive dissonance is exhausting.

#ElonMusk is a conman. That is his skill. He’s not an engineer, nor an inventor, nor, as @karaswisher.bsky.social once called him “a real life Tony Stark”. He is a malignant conman. A sociopath. A liar. From #Hyperloop to #Neuralink to #DOGE, he sucks up tax dollars & causes deaths. #USAID