Olive Garden's owners say that you do not have to show ID to get pasta at an Olive Garden. A guy who shits himself in public and struggles to pass basic cognitive tests says that you do. For busy restaurant-goers, it can be hard to know who to trust.

That's right.

Trade deals with Trump aren't worth the last diaper he shit in

Hey donald... tariff this -🖕🇺🇸 A message from all Canadians 🇨🇦

🎶 If you go out in the woods today 🎶

News In Photo:

21 years ago today, Canada became the 4th country in the world, and 1st outside of Europe, to legalize same-sex marriage. The sky didn’t fall. Hell didn’t break loose. Only Canada’s capacity for love and acceptance increased. Now over 30+ countries have followed Canada’s lead.

Oh, and stop using the stupid "elephant versus mouse" metaphor. Canada has the 11th largest economy in the world. We're no mouse. If we started restricting oil and potash, the US would feel very real pain. We can hurt these fuckers. We *should* hurt these fuckers. Too bad our PM is a coward.

There is no dealing with the U.S. under Trump. No contract or deal is ever final. No handshake is binding. There is no goodwill or honesty across the table. Nothing is too petty or small to use as an excuse for a tantrum. It's an abusive relationship with no bottom. Canada has had enough. #cdnpoli

🇨🇦🇺🇸 They could fill half the store with American alcohol… …I’m never drinking a drop

Made in🇨🇦

Premier Eby says 'not a chance in hell' U.S. alcohol coming back to B.C. shelves www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Vintners who only recently were pleading with Canadians to buy their products now celebrating tit-for-tat tariffs. Hypocrite, cast the beam out of thine own eye There’s a very real possibility that US booze comes back on Cdn shelves and no one buys it anyway www.theglobeandmail.com/world/us-pol...

Somebody needs to shame #Windsor. I work there. Discretionary cross border travel unchanged. Concerts, week long skiing trips, seasons tickets for Detroit sports teams. CBC Windsor leads their sports updates with Tigers/Pistons score WHEN Canadian teams played the night before FFS. Yes I complained.

45 years ago the Premiers successfully bullied PET into getting natural resources entrenched as exclusively provincial jurisdiction, "forests" absolutely understood as natural resources in this context. (S. 92A) The "national strategy" is for the Premiers to do their jobs!

No apologies, boycott

Please enjoy my cartoon for Tuesday's Toronto Star

Go fuck yourselves, USA

Time to persona non grata Hoekstra. He's an ass either way, send him packing

And they wonder why Canadians won’t visit and don’t like them… Just days after Canada buys $2 billion of US armored vehicles and Carney meets Trump at the WC Final, the US announces 50% tariff on range of Canadian goods over auto, alcohol disputes: www.theglobeandmail.com/world/us-pol...

For those Canadians who may have stopped with the US boycott..... get our elbows back up!! 💪 🇨🇦 💪

I won't

Let me make it crystal clear: Canadians don't react well to being bullied and like me don't want to drink Trump's booze. I've had enough, I'll never drink American alcohol again. It leaves a bitter taste. 🇨🇦 #tariffs #tradewar #CanadaStrong

Conservatives: haha you stupid libtards and your safe spaces Also Conservatives: we need safe spaces UwU 👉🏼👈🏼🥹

Trump to impose 50% tariffs on some Canadian goods in retaliation to booze ban, dairy So, checks notes, not about fentanyl, immigration, digital services tax…do I need to go on Trump to impose 50% tariffs on some Canadian goods in retaliation to booze ban, dairy www.ctvnews.ca/world/trumps...

Fuck that, just shut them off. National security

Happy to be on family vacation while Trump shits on Canada again so I won't be doing any media stuff on it. But to be clear, a Trump utterance is not a policy, and there is plenty of time for him to forget about it or roll it back.

Aaaaah but can you name an agreement Trump signed that he hasn't broken? The tariffs on aluminum, steel and lumber go against CUSMA. Agreements mean nothing to Trump or his lame ambassador to Canada or the dude who's supposed to be negotiating with us. Gordie Howe Bridge is another signed agreement.

Boycott U.S.A. products. Boycott U.S.A. travel. Time for more Canadians to stop the bullying from the irrational President. #EnoughIsEnough

Canadians need to re-up Elbows Up. Stop travel, continue boycotting goods

Hard to overstate how angry Canadians are at Trump over these ridiculous tariffs. The United States has emitted the most carbon pollution in world history. It has caused these climate-driven wildfires. Oh and American air pollution routinely drifts into Canada. What utter bullshit.

Just like nuking a hurricane

rep van Drew can take a long walk in a boreal forest with a short rake

@mark-carney.bsky.social time for the elbows to go back up!

However, at this point, maybe give the Head of Lettuce a go.

trump being led off the platform like the old lady with the walker meme

Hadn’t seen the neighbour’s dog for awhile. Has really put on some lbs.

I just had a twenty-minute phone convo with Mitch McConnell. he said Andrew Tate's outfit was to die for

Is everyone suddenly rooting for Spain today? 😂 Remember Trump recently talked about cutting off trade with Spain... and now he has to attend the World Cup final and might end up handing Spain the trophy. You couldn't write a more ironic script if you tried. ⚽🏆

Barack Obama Pretends To Be Canadian While Traveling Abroad

Me: Is this chicken in the fridge still good? My wife Nancy: I wouldn’t eat it or feed it to the girls. But you can have it. 15 years married. Life insurance up to date apparently.

Prime Minister Carney has just announced a new program in response to Trump's criticism: 🍁 Forest Undergrowth Clearing & Kindling Operation For Firefighting 😂 😜 😆

LEFT: Canadians helping by dropping water on United States fires. RIGHT: Ungrateful United States bitch complaining about Canadian fires.

I'm so sick of the constant fucking attacks on our country. This piece of shit sits in your peoples house, and you do nothing.

Amazing crews from Mexico, Costa Rica, Chile, South Africa, Australia, New Zealand, Maine, New Hampshire, and Connecticut are headed to Canada to help! I wish that I could thank them all.

F yer wildfire tariff threats USA!

When the US has wildfires vs when Canada has wildfires. And fuck everyone who suggests the US should somehow punish Canada for our fires when we’ve been breathing the raging dumpster fire smoke for almost 2 years now. I wish you infected toenails and infinite paper cuts for life.