Absolutely. With my dog. Complete perfection. ✨

Loving that AI productivity boost! "the more artificial intelligence is used within a law firm, the more lawyers are needed to vet the technology’s outputs." www.afr.com/companies/pr...

First frost…

InFURiating that we all have to write/think/talk about vaccines this much, outside of celebrating new successes (HPV vax largely *eliminating* cervical cancer, my god), this shit was settled as one of the great scientific and public health triumphs EVER and now these dipshits are trying to ruin it

I really appreciate that @pbsnews.org ended the interview with this graphic. It captures, in the simplest and starkest terms, the brutal arithmetic driving this country's homelessness catastrophe.

ABSOLUTELY THIS.

Solomon is an absolute treasure, and an amazing follow. You will learn from him! He also keeps a snack closet for the littles.

Churches with ministries like Solomon's are a great place to put your money where you can know it will be distributed to help people in need in the community!

calmly explaining why we shouldn't bomb random venezuelan boats to people who argued we should torture random iraqis and then won an election by saying they were against a war they advocated for

Folks with Diabetes! There is an urgent recall on some FreeStyle Libre 3 and FreeStyle Libre 3 Plus sensors because they are showing false low glucose readings. Check your sensor serial numbers at freestylecheck.com

I honestly don't have a better idea.

Would this have happened to a white resident? Asking for the First Nations.

BINGO! It makes me wonder what else has been faked… 🤔

now shifting into Jólakötturinn (child-eating Icelandic Yule cat ) season

From text to tradition: Jamal Hinton and Wanda Dench mark 10th Thanksgiving together after accidental invitation.

Holiday tip: Dark fairies that live in the brambles of the old forest have a thriving gravy market. Just don't ask what their sources are. You don't want to know.

Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve been to: Depeche Mode (several times) OMD (several times) The original Lollapalooza (yes, I’m old) Lilithfairs (I just told you I was old 🤷🏽‍♀️) Brandi Carlile at The Hollywood Bowl Bonus: Peter Hook & The Light (several times)

My daughter (who lives states away from me) made an apple pie. I’m crying, and I’m so proud.

This is the first Thanksgiving for Sophie & Colin Hortman without their parents, Minnesota state Rep. Melissa Hortman and Mark Hortman who were assassinated along with the family dog in an act of political murder. National guards troops were not deployed to the state in response.

I cannot stand watching these fundie families complain on the house finding shows about not having enough space for the boots, bags, etc. You wouldn’t need a homeschooling space if you relied on and supported your public schools. You chose to have 6 kids. It didn’t magically happen. 🤷🏽‍♀️

People will die, and are currently dying, because RFK was granted one of the most powerful megaphones in the country. Two people who could have thrown barriers in front of his climb decided not to; there's a sex scandal here but it is not the biggest scandal.

Trump’s immigration policies have cost Chicago a world famous brewing school The Siebel Institute will relocate to Montreal “regulatory changes in the US have made it much more challenging for many of our international students, who have become the majority of our student body, to attend classes”

WATCH: “ICE has become a fascist institution and should be abolished in its current form.” @timmiller.bsky.social of @thebulwark.com tells 20 Gen Z conservatives why masked ICE agents going after brown people and attacking even 🇺🇸 citizens is un-American Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DRjAzHR...

speed dating but it’s just a scholastic book fair for adults

This is the sweetest thread. 🥰

"Imagine you stole all of the intellectual property in the world. And you're using it to help people write middling emails and make revenge porn about women, and also children. And you're powering this plagiarism and non-consensual porn machine by eating up what's left of humanity's carbon budget."

As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store. Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.

Slop Evader is a tool from artist and researcher Tega Brain that lets you search the web for results exclusively before November 30, 2022—the day that ChatGPT was released to the public.

A third infant has died in Kentucky, KYDPH adds: “These are Kentucky’s first pertussis deaths since 2018. None of the infants nor their mothers received the recommended pertussis vaccinations during pregnancy or early infancy.” s3.amazonaws.com/nursing-netw...

The big “why do you hate AI?” Thread got comments and quotes turned off, but here’s the main reason I hate AI: It’s being developed by the worst people on the planet solely to enrich themselves at the expense and labor of the world’s vulnerable populations. Everything else stems from that

Go here instead, run by Boston children's hospital vaccinefinder.org

Harrell did this in Seattle and Wilson would be similarly justified in purging Bruce dead-enders

My favorite uncle, Phil Parcak, passed away unexpectedly last night (great health, fit, only 74, in ER for fatigue, and just... went). In his honor and to help my family, please reply with your favorite jokes below. x rated is fine. He had the most incredible sense of humor+ we always traded jokes.

Scientists: have you been the target of an online harassment campaign, doxxing, or weaponized FOIA requests? I'd like to talk to you about steps you had to take to protect your digital security for an upcoming Nature story. (You can be anonymous if necessary.) RTs appreciated.

My mom told her physical therapist she wears a mask because her husband and daughter are immunocompromised. The PT said she is too but isn't worried bc she knows if she dies she is going to heaven. Then her co-worker yelled, “Shut up Debbie you wear a seatbelt and take blood pressure meds” 👀

Kīlauea is erupting! 🌋 Here’s a link to one of the three @USGS live cams - enjoy! www.youtube.com/live/tk0tfYD...

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

She's exactly right.

•Every $1 per hour increase in minimum wage corresponds to a 1% decrease in suicide rates Blocking these common sense policies to protect 800 billionaires isn’t just fiscally dumb—it’s literally killing us by the hundreds of thousands 2/2

soylent green but with muppets: thread

Art Briles has been hired as the head football coach at a D2 school and so is back in the news. If you want to understand why this hire is upsetting for many, here's the long piece @dansolomon.com and I wrote back in 2019 about How Baylor Happened: web.archive.org/web/20190208...

I don’t like the sun setting at 4pm. I really don’t.

Children are not therapy Wives are not therapy Marriage is not therapy only therapy is therapy

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A chunk where I'm hard agreeing. Pols brought competition into the schools, decided they should compete with each other, and set teachers and students to the task of cutthroat competition.

Woah! Ontario passed a law starting Jan 2026 that it is illegal for companies to ghost you. If you have interviewed for a job they are legally required to inform you if they hire someone else or close the position. The law also requires salary transparency on listings and disclosing use of AI

I went to immigration court in Seattle to observe the kids docket. These children, some as young as three years old, are expected to understand complex legal processes and represent themselves in court. That’s not due process.

if you sleep in a hammock spine gone twist up like red vines in a hot car

Every excuse everyone makes for why this is OK falls the fuck apart when everyone gets to make money on our work except for us.

Do not steal books, I beg. Borrow from a library. Libraries lend e-books!