The computer lost the mandate of heaven when the humble, helpful "program" was replaced with the insidious "app"

This race is a clown show

these are getting weird

mom of war

The World Cup is about celebrating exotic host nation cultures

i just really have never been able to find enjoyment in the detroit street circuit

Ratts Tyerell dying gif

i think i've stared at this long enough for me to come around on it. i still think the two layer front end is wacky and the interior sucks but everything else is fine, good even!

oh man i just applied for a job i really want, at this point even an interview would send me over the moon

The Veiled Nun, previously attributed to Giuseppe Croff, 1863, 📸 by Justin Casterline

oh my god what a finish

The drivers should always not know when the race is going to end imo

god this race is a mess this year

man that sucks attempting to do the double still cursed

i really don’t know if there’s any history around it but my favorite thing at the indy 500 are the flowers in the camera shot coming out of turn 4

2008 Riley Mk XI picture: The359 https://www.flickr.com/photos/the359/ under CC BY-SA 2.0

only 3 movies this week, but both castration movies combining for close to 10 hours warranted a little bit of a break…

thank you for the invite but i'll be busy dwelling on my personal failings that evening

The Nürburgring 24 race-leading Verstappen Racing Mercedes-AMG of Dani Juncadella was taken to the garage with mechanical troubles, handing the lead to its sister Winward-run entry with less than four hours to go.

Can we normalize kissing girls?

R.I.P. JUNIPER BLESSING.

this week felt like a long one but happy fridayyyy

I bet being a menace feels good af when your name is already Dennis

Saddam Hussein se ele fosse um Pikmin 🌸——██▅▇██▇▆▅▄▄▄█

if anything the excitement behind the star fox remake just confirms to me that there’s a somewhat substantial sect of gamers that are allergic to playing games with graphics that look like they came out over 10 years ago.

i love mst3k but i can't really blame the bullies for picking on kids with this one

late night bus ride

at least the magic’s playoff run is over so i can focus on…… early season baseball and nascar…. oh god bring it back im not ready im not ready 😭

fried rice, while delicious in theory, has never existed and cannot be made by human beings. it requires rice to be pre-made and refrigerated in advance and we as humans lack the capacity to plan that far ahead. in the future, computers may be able to help us do this

This shit whips, actually

carson hocevar should’ve run al qaeda instead of tryna kill ppl on the racetrack cause he’s tall as hell and hates american imperialism

Throwing alley-oops to your own flesh-and-blood son in the NBA playoffs is what you do when you've already 100%ed the game and now you're just looking for side quests

the onion should buy mr beast next

i’ve had a string of games recently that a lot of people love but something just didn’t click with me. but playing hollow knight… i get it.

god i really did not realize how much anxiety i have around new friendships 😭 it’s hard to not feel like an addition when you’re tossed into an already established friend group

Pragmata commission. Thank you Capcom for the trust 🌙

a quick comic about deflection

Smoking that shit that makes you feel like KTMA era Crow.

had some fun making one of these yesterday and figured i’d share! i like the idea of picking personal favorites instead of what is necessarily “the best”

An AI dares to dream that she is human. You’ve been hired to put her in her place. We’re sunset visitor 斜陽過客, the creators of 1000xRESIST, and this is our next game: Prove You’re Human. Published by our friends at @blacktabbygames.com. s.team/a/4533950

i keep having little passing thoughts of “i can’t wait til my wife gets home today” but then i remember she’s on a business trip all week and get sad

It really cannot be overstated that COVID happened, suddenly a bunch of absentee tech dads were forced to stay home where they saw their kids playing Animal Crossing while talking on Discord, then collectively decided to light a trillion dollars on fire to make Snow Crash IRL.

me making my bed: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck. me lying in it: haha fuck yeah!!! yes!!

noem husband bimboifcation gooner