Ah yes, the "Thdpsssps"

this is my kind of company motto right here

Sweet Jesus the preview image made me spit my drink

Kotor 2's forced framing of the force as an oppressive unnatural system is one of the stupidest things that's ever been praised

i think about this @notkissinger.bsky.social tweet a lot

oh shit I never claimed all the free games in my prime gaming library and now they're not there on the new store

I just watched a video where the YouTuber said at the end "share this video with someone in your life if you think it could help them" and it was about a 58 year old woman who pooped herself and got arrested for dui

Just realised the final boss fight in mass effect 2 is a literal abortion

Ghost in the shithole

is that a vibrator in your pocket or is your penis just really scared of me

"Smelly boy"

Love to see a good dark souls joke. It's been so long

Scholar of the foreskin

Can you vouch for this man's posting abilities?

watching a northernlion stream and he said "are you guys gonna see The Mandalorian vs. Groglet" and now that phrase is just stuck in my head. The Mandalorian vs. Groglet.

The best way to raise a child is with an elaborate system of pulleys.

jesus fucking christ lmao

logging on to bluesky

important update

I know Wu saw herself as the center of the but holy shit lmao

Hantavirus is no joke 😂 That's why I've started washing my hands after touching rat feces 🐀 What are doing differently to fight hantavirus?💪

You're probably wondering just how metric my socket set is

I wish you well in your adult literacy journey

shake it up

Gandalf : oh no Frodo : what is it <demon with huge nutsack appears> Gandalf : a ballmog

leaked dispatch from the onion

I honestly didn't get the popularity of the Garrus romance until i heard the voice acting over headphones

Remember Lions for Lambs? I just found out Tom Cruise was in it. That's wild

my theory on why america refuses to learn the lessons of the war on terror era is while movies with prestige actors did cover the war crimes, TV shows mostly never had sympathetic portrayals of people from west asia

People can't see the replies if you block them. What's the purpose?

well idk man consider seeking nuance

Pretty sure i heard a xenomorph hiss outside my window just now

I think the baby yoda thing wore thin on people after a couple of years as soon as people could see how excited the mouse was over the merchandising and branding

dog of note: the dog from the "tokyo zombie" manga

I fought the gods and the gods won I fought the gods and the gods won

Everywhere you go, people are hollering about the Double D's

Okay "witch situationship" makes me cackle

Anyone skeptical that it took four years to produce Epstein’s suicide note have clearly never dealt with writer’s block

Is this a safe space to say that the puzzles in the Lego games are really hard

When i heard Icarus flew too close to the sun i had to laugh. Classic icarus

Scully: What are you saying? This dog is... Intelligent? Mulder: Is it so hard to believe? That examples of accelerated evolution walk among us? That they can speak our language? Scully [forehead vein throbbing]: That they 𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘷𝘦 𝘤𝘳𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 in Mystery Machines!

It’s absolute horses out there innit, blimey

Joe Biden ass expression

‘Thanks, or just a voucher is fine’