After this weekend it's definitely time for the Over the Garden Wall rewatch.

So people only get stung by wasps in stupid ways? Once was opening a pool umbrella and it was living in there Today was one dropped from rafters into my hair and as I freaked like what is this it stung my pinky ✨

My cocktail had a slice of beet on it. It fell off the ice when I picked up my glass. So you could say I dropped the beet.

"Hey, you want a Basic Bitch" #nolacoffeefest #coffeesky

I haven't had personalized ring tones in like too many years, who was the Addams Family theme bc you called me in my dream and it is too early

I'm dressed for October, but is October dressed for me

Banned Books Week starts on Sunday, October 5—there are a ton of ways to support! Find ways to get involved here: www.ala.org/bbooks/banne... (If you're overwhelmed, even just checking out, buying, or elevating a banned book is helpful! Talking about them w/ the ppl in your life is an action!)

just guess

who sucked out the feeling ⁉️⁉️⁉️ covered the superdrag classic a out now where you listen to finer music

My job would be a lot easier if people didn't think roast/grind and now apparently blend were interchangeable words

Happy Hades II day to frog lovers everywhere!! 🧡🐸🧡

Scaring my partner by remembering and singing "hi my name is Joe... I work in a button factory" he thinks I make these things up

"is any of your coffee ground?" "No, but we can grind it" "No, I don't want it if it's not ground already" Leaves.

Dream reruns are not as fun as TV reruns

I did it. I'm bionic now. Good luck out there.

Past Rhea was correct, today was saved by a peanut butter sandwich and some applesauce

💙📚 Love you, book friends.

"whoa did the coffee prices go up?" "Yeah the tariffs kicked in" "Oh that was real?" Yes, my dude, it is.

The funniest post ever put online.

Hyrule Warriors Age of Imprisonment out Nov 6

Happy Video Games Day to me!

im awake for video games

I believe the crows can hear me make coffee and dinner so they think that's exactly when I should feed them

I know they don't care and want us to be exhausted and give up. But I had shingles this year. Infections, viruses, etc do not care about your age.

Here's the super easy way I got a COVID vaccine. Tried to use the CVS site that I've used every year for vaccines and was told "no" Picked up a prescription at my CVS and asked in person was told "it was approved by the FDA not the CDC so we can't" uh huh

*80 percent* drop in mail to the US because Trump is taxing every single small package anyone might want to send someone here

Oh to be a gecko inside a bag of Gardetto's

I can

Fall Grackles! 🐦🍂

And done!

#zooika, the free browser game i made with @funwalker.bsky.social, is now a whole year old so you know we had to do something big. beeg, even. funwalker.itch.io/zoo-ika

This They Might Be Giants TONIGHT SHOW performance of "Birdhouse In Your Soul" from 1990 remains firmly lodged in my noggin thanks to the Tonight Show Band's full commitment and Doc Severinsen's incredible trumpeting... It took an already great song and made it transcendent.

#TinyBookshop season change emotions. 🍁❄️

One of the new riso prints recently added to my shop. A reminder to take it slow and breathe. 😌☁️ shop.breelundberg.com

Ska day at the brewery like they knew it was my birthday

I think therapy today was just to give tips on other ways to use coffee (in brownies, with tonic water) and complain about ketchup (and then see ketchup Doritos in the store 🤢) I'm sure I accomplished/learned something though.

Calling this piece of furniture I'm building "grown up LEGO" and it helps

The dessert shop also decided today was August and a new Hyrule Warriors trailer nice

"look at all the apothecary stuff, it'll go so well in the frog room" Tries to make eye contact so I can learn more about this frog room

Sunflowers in the rain, Chartres street, New Orleans

"turn any bs into wildflowers" 💙

This perfect coffee stain shaped bubble formation on my cold brew is my favorite thing today. #CoffeeSky

hi

I love living in a city where I go to a bar with a Christmas in July cocktail menu and wear my Santa dinosaur dress and 3 different workers ask if I did it on purpose.

GLASS GUYS FOR ALAA My friend Alaa has had a sudden expense come up. I'm not going to go into detail for the sake of her privacy, but I can vouch for her. I am running a fundraiser for her with glass guys. They're $30 and $40. They all have goofy names. Please share! nora.jewelry/collections/...

Nothing like a new tattoo to remind you of the ways that random body part is actually a part of your daily life

greetings i have made another zine, this is about how i got my hands on a knife at age ~9 (individual pages in the replies) #internationalzinemonth #minizinejuly2025

Coffee shop has 1996 school dance vibes

Clouds over my moon Moons over my hammy

Study: 97% Of Average American’s Day Spent Retrieving 6-Digit Codes theonion.com/study-9...