PRINCESS MONONOKE (REWATCH) - 10/10 would be an 11/10 if ashitaka was a butch lesbian

dark souls dodging: oooh u better stand directly in my path and roll at the last possible instant so you iframe thru my attack monster hunter dodging:

yuuup i made a sona and in the second ever art im putting it in a crop top. Its my duty in life

i would give up so many things to not have to see or hear the words "hot allostatic load" ever again. what a toxic mind parasite for the entire trans community and beyond

[ssb] feathered friends

she's shy

The area known as 2 is the most dangerous.

i generally dont finish games that i hate... it might be metroid other m lol, i'm sure there are plenty of worse games but that one pisses me off

i feel like there's a void for an aesthetically immaculate, biologically detailed metroid-like with tons of weird systems play and secrets and combat, but difficulty somewhat de-emphasized. in some ways prime 1 was the closest.

now it's one thing if it's a core meltdown type situation. if your core's all fucked up it makes perfect sense that all the girders and concrete slabs would stop working at once. that's core stuff 101. but that's not a self-destruct sequence, that's just a destruct sequence. there's a difference.

classic mistake when designing a self destruct sequence for your secret base is making it so that the base starts spontaneously disintegrating *before* the countdown ends. buddy the whole point of the countdown is so your henchmen have time to get to their cars. why are the girders melting

I think a lot lately about how so many Black folks were hesitant to come to this site because many of us figured this is where it would go and I have never seen one person so utterly committed to single handedly burning any and all good will their site has accumulated like a five alarm gas fire.

i know you are all still in scrappy startup bright eyed crew of the uss enterprise delulu mindset but good lord you really ought to hire pr

[ssb] laying out my vision

1,000 more years of silksong difficulty discourse

ppl are sleeping on the magma bell in silksong. that thing isnt just for lava in the deep docks, it works on ANY fire-based attack from an enemy. it turns a bunch of the last judge's 2-mask attacks into 1-mask attacks. you hate 2-mask attacks, right? use your magma bell.

tarantino’s performance in pulp fiction is like he’s a make a wish kid and this is his big day

silksong is definitely not for everyone but i rly love it lol

most of what ive seen of prime 4 has me excited but the shots of that desert area have me Concerned. i rly do not want to drive around in a massive flat desert in a metroid game

tears of the kingdom: just what was zelda doing in the past? nintendo: absolutely nothing. like it will shock you how much nothing she was up to omega force: she was killing one million guys

team cherry fans hate it when a boss fight requires positioning

Hollow Knight: Silksong is a game about taking a bunch of nomadic pilgrims and throwing them into a country full of anti-homeless architecture

also i should clarify here that i think people should have reasonable and achievable economic goals but am completely in support of people having completely far out and unreasonable artistic goals

the goal of pursuing art is noble and people should make the decisions they want to make. but please have reasonable and achievable goals and quit it with the twee rise and grind success stories - the market is lottery ticket you're statistically very likely to not win regardless of how good you are

tumblr users will have the most wild and out there kinks ever and then post shit like this. like im picturing a sheltered ao3 user listening to hip hop like "ewwwwww hes talking abt fucking her pussy instead of like, her open wound or something"

Beyond fucking parody

Do you want $473 in audio plugins for literally less than $3 because guitar center pissed off Sam Pura? If you use the discount code FUCKUADANDGUITARCENTER to get his everything bundle you can live this dream.

GOD i have a nice ass

the weird titans of night towering over noklateo

lol, seems abt right (first 5 steam purchases, in the steam client click your name in top right -> account details -> view purchase history)

also: it disturbs me how it feels like some people are preparing to blame some upset queer/adult game devs and "misinformation" for ruining a good thing if itch somehow falls apart instead of interrogating how we got here. this is not a situation we should've had to be in in the first place.

books

fromsoft fans hate it when a boss fight has mechanics

i really really really really really really really really really really really wish people in the US would stop idealizing small businesses as inherently noble or good. small business owners are like absolutely the main base for the whole right wing movement in the US, for one thing.

Current* conditions near Grand Haven, MI:

lot of blue maga out here right now like "how many trans people do we need to traumatize, discriminate against, and take civil rights from so i can ignore the news and enjoy brunch again for four years. seriously ill become transphobic right now for mimosas. please, i cant sleep my 401k is down 8%."

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u cant have dodging because thats "rollslop", you cant have parrying cos thats "parryslop", you cant have blocking because that "engenders passivity", so idk wtf ur supposed to do for defensive options if ur making an action game in 2025

all the world's gems are mine to keep!

[metroid] pursuit of a photo 1/

We will never know how many lives could have been saved - and could still be saved - in Gaza had the NYT editorial board not decided to support the genocide with every fibre of their being. If that’s not a red line to put your money elsewhere, you don’t have red lines.

why are my dad and his friends weird

My Other Games collection is in its first sale! Some good stuff in there, also probably some weird stuff you're not expecting, idk? Check it out if you like: store.steampowered.com/app/2824580/...

every day i go to the merovingian's restaurant and they always ask me what i want like it isn't obvious i want the fucking cake that makes me cum again

i always forget that like. people actually like forrest gump. in my mind its remembered as embarassingly as crash but no thats just me and my communist friends

thinking abt the metroid prime 2 cookie again

the biggest mistake i feel like people make isn't really "getting too bogged down into theory" because that stuff is actually really useful and important. it's trying to recreate the past in a completely different environment instead of fullyl considering what is actually around you