i found it the final boss of crappy hotel showers the warm section kept ping ponging ±5 knob degrees and oscillates between burning/freezing me alive in awe of the waterboard torture just to clean myself

hovered over a plain text file with a russian filename. so that's pretty awesome. same folder from the same download has an english filename file (same data) and that one previews fine. Nice one, microsoft

need to get off my ass and design a shmup one of these days. i played a handful of CAVE games, some touhou games, and a handful of random games off steam so im basically an expert in the genre

i wish bsky had bigger posts. i love being overly wordy and in depth and obnoxious with my explanations and they are TAKING that away from me.

sorry for doing nothing but complaining lately sometimes you have to let the hater aura take over.

this has been beaten to death, come back 3 days later, and then gotten beaten to death again, but man i wish the people who used sponsorblock werent so excitable about watching less content.

speedrun/game cheating drama youtubers are some of the most annoying types of content creators. literally every time i hesitantly click on one to see if the content has gotten better its always somehow even worse.

here's my spotify wrapped

My hottest take: I do not think that fictional characters should have human rights. There is, in fact, no limit to what should be allowed to happen to them, on account of them being not real and imaginary.

its crazy that gill from street fighter only has one blue ball

we need to teach video game developers how much compression is too much compression. under night 1 is 20gb on disk but is like a 2gb download. *that* is too much compression. i dont trust a file compressed that much. gotta be some bullshit happening

i think 2xko could be fixed with the oldschool mortal kombat method of "go back to neutral you stupid fucking moron how dare you try to combo for that long"

shoutout 715 by circusp btw. i can still recite half of these songs by memory

whenever im Going Through It™ i love to put on the edgy vocaloid songs i listened to when i was like 13 it really completes the whole vibe for the next 4 hours until i remember im not 13 anymore and im actually 20 and have to start filling out job applications

*FONTWORKS* IS WASHED? oh we are FUCKED. i point out fontworks fonts i recognize in games like i'm fuckin birdwatching. shoutouts rowdy eb

ITS MY BIRTHDAY

daytona

"Ignore what the game tells you and all its clear intentions and assume it was a trick to misdirect you from the REAL intended truth, that you can only find by being told by someone on twitch or youtube who is just making things up" lines up pretty accurately with how people treat the lore too

We need an account like Wario64 but instead of posting video game deals it's just games costing more than they're supposed to, name and shame a random gamestop for seeing if they can get 85 instead of 80 for the new CoD or took the Switch 2 being about 600 bucks in Europe as a pass to go for 650

call my girl [CHOOSE ONE: MICROSOFT, BABISH] the way she binging [END OF FILE]

i love to say bullshit in vc so i just said "Onion, New York style" which i can only interpret as growing on top of some hidden public rooftop or something

happy ten year anniversary to my favourite fighting game post of all time

The Dreadful Creepy

i'm sure it's fine

strive 2.0 is going to make blue burst only fullscreen if you have a pure soul. sorry to anyone playing happy chaos but i mean you guys dont really need fullscreen burst anyways

strive ranked is so weird. i kind of wish tower was still populated, but instead we have one really dead mode that would be slightly more casual, and one only sort of dead mode full of people unplugging as soon as they get burst baited

musicians are always retiring their side projects "permanently" for like 2 years

PC Gaming has the most exclusives of all the platforms, particularly when it comes to $15-$25 SHMUPS made exclusively for freaks and homosexuals.

growing up I was kind of a hypocritical jackass to friends about the art they liked and I think as I got older my attitude really mellowed out and this describes how I feel pretty succinctly now

spongecock BIG COCK pants guy BIG COCK 🧽

I really do unironically feel like this all the time

serious (and pretty dark) post - twitter is borderline unusable for me, and if you're still sticking around on there out of some sort of pettiness i'd just call it quits tbh.

israeli radiohead fans: he's right… what the hell ARE we doing here? pudding trent reznor: my whole existence is flan gucci mane pronouncing “hoxhaists” korean squ does anybody feel like this is the only universe where they found a way to survive korean squidward

feeling like im going insane. people keep going "why arent ppl calling out this ai generated image" and i look and its like 5 year old stolen content put through a mediocre upscaler

Vocaloid has been around longer than the Xbox 360, so you should probably consider adding Miku to your game before adding achievements

circling back to this. i dont actually know what amount of my followers are fgc people but if i ran a monthly tournament and the gimmick was each month it was a different game (probably mostly on fightcade) would anyone have interest

dj yoshitaka when thinking about making a sequel to a rhythm game: ok what if it was kiwami tho

"artcore" has to be actually one of the worst names for a genre ever

he doesnt look a thing like peeeenus (" If the killers Were Good")))

In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.

steam machine launch price is 1.7k usd i just checked the palm of my hand and saw it