Wow! I need two fingers to count all the hands I have! Impressive...

genuinely I think it is unhealthy for me to keep thinking about the panzer dragoon 2 remake. this screenshot keeps raising my blood pressure

tumblr was onto something with side blogs. i need to be able to post what i will describe as "wellness check" ramblings and repost crazy art onto one account, repost nsfw on another, and have an account where i have the vague appearance of being normal. add this to atproto

when your friends say some knowledgeable shit so you lowkey gotta pyong it for your Genius followers

i'm a bitch and a half going to triple hell

official wiggle nightbug statement: my fuckin pussy hurts

when you see a video on youtube upload 147 seconds abnd its not precambian era. When you think new video but video old! Haha. I will only be found in the hidden location! Click ghis link for more info::::: https. Passage of time informational documentary "Live ing"

blowjob brothers

they call me Matter Replicator because of my ability to turn mysterious pink liquid into any scanned item. Iphoe 4d

one thing for sure is that water is mostly liquid. and i dont want to think about what the rest of it is

locals boring asf

im the joker babyyyyy so why dont you kill me

making me leave my house in the winter should be made illegal under the guise of cruel and unusual punishment. its cold!!!!!

been watching a lot of modded minecraft stuff lately and i gotta be honest "garden of grind" is a fine name but i wouldve called that shit "gregtech no horizon"

Awwww fuck he got mad

the thing about this panic + misinfo culture of what i'll tentatively call "pop cybersec" is that it makes people vulnerable. i could probably get people to install a malware browser extension if i said it blocks current AI thing everyone's mad about

- site used is literally just a normal survey host - never asks for any info - nobody got this link sent on discord itself nor does it download anything, no signs of token logging - the only proof of this is a word of mouth discord screenshot theyre calling it the worst fearmonger ever

mankind knew that they cannot change society. so instead of reflecting on themselves, we have the meats (rare arbys crossover)

never posted my top 5 or whatever and i dont feel like writing it up now but my album of the year 2025 is K1 by kmoe and its not even close

Set of Increasingly Vague Declarations

i wish i could make a media thread but genuinely my media thread would basically just be nothing. most of the stuff i play is just the same like 4 competitive games

Being in call with both Jordan and Eri feels like this too

“For me it's a sad tradition to spend the night by myself on New Year's Eve.”

i havent done x action since y time! how interesting

a lot of people derive MUGEN/IKEMEN-GO related humor from watching really absurd characters duke it out but my favorite thing to do will always be putting really forward-thinking modern characters up against Street Fighter 1 Ryu

crazy that the third strike tier list is basically a perfect inverse of how fun the characters are to play. twelve is like a shining star of game design in this roster that has Yun and Ken in it

lost media youtubers saw god and god told them that every piece of promotional spongebob material must be documented or they will all go to hell

street fighter 6 is such an insane game as a relative outsider. what do you mean they got rid of throw loops in sfv (FOR THE MOST PART) just for 6 to look like this

this patch is bullshit, what were they thinking

the three evils of society are Nicalis, LRG, and Exa-Arcadia. all three of them manage to fill a different niche of the exact same type of being evil. it's genuinely impressive

tip for new bluesky users

I haven't slept since last year!

got a USB for christmas (Universal Santa Bus)

just hit a mediocre post going 70mph down the timeline. such a shitty xmas eve rn. it ran right up on my feed

If you switch to bsky it will be vitally important to not use the Discover feed and instead pin this one

crazy the biggest benefit to owning my fighting game controller which has keycaps and directions on the right is that i can bind it in a sane way on older pc ports. some of these pc ports have fucking diabolical keyboard binds that you either cant change or you have to fight

won my first ever irl event yesterday. shoutout tetris guideline rules for being so scuffed i got like 90 bucks for learning how to do a perfect clear and basic combo downstacks

we should all put the heat on the tetris company for letting modretro have the license for their shitty pack-in guideline homebrew and proudly display the logo on their military drone metal variant. not just for obvious political and moral reasons but because i really want to see TTC squirm

OH YOU LYING BITCH YOU TELL ME YOU COME PRELOADED WITH TORTELLINI

Learn the Bowser Matchup

“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.

one of the most beautiful things to me in this world is that we used to just accept that people would install apps that would make their system font on android some horrible fucked up shit. why were we okay with that

he's has a 67 shirt all this time. since 2001 it's been waiting to be discovered

congrats to game of the year

global adoption of linux gets pushed back by 6 years every time a Linux Guy starts talking at me like max headroom