ME TOO EXCEPT I’M USUALLY SQUATTING TO TAKE A SHIT

⚠️ guro ⚠️ a meat doll #Dovedraw

post-punk clair (patreon fashion pinup #2)

Vampires have to follow funny rules!

dandelion

Khezu-chan greeting you enthusiastically!

Kawakami #Persona5

I gotta rain on the parade a little and say the official atari account horny bubsy shit is cringe as fuck lmao. I really hate it

my new niche fetish scenario involves having some Crank 2006 happen to me

chills should start doing JOI

you notice nobody talks about domo anymore? thats how you know weve fallen

top rpgs for sick pervert freaks

dog

How it feels being forced to give your miis something after they level up and you've already given them everything they need with pocket money not being an option yet

Hi

home alone reboot

Before anyone goes 'But what did they ACTUALLY do wrong to get banned?', the dev's theory really does seem accurate: They drew tired office workers in their mid/late 20s looking too cute. store.steampowered.com/app/3079280/... Steam doesn't have 'rules'. Just vibes that moderation staff can invoke

does anyone hear gaster in this or am i going nuts

My memory of what it was like to browse the Xbox Live Indie Games store page in 2010

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Hi I'm the legend of Zelda boss at the end of the dungeon and you've been practicing your special new weapon designed to kill me for quite some time now. I love you

max level in rpgs 20: traditional. simple. trustworthy 40: for knights and people really into dnd 99: classic. a fine bottle of wine. 100: oh, the extra mile. very nice 50: level centrist 9999: glutton for excess. if done with love it’s charming 70: mysterious choice. why 60: you sick freak

Me: Congratulations, dude James McCloud: Thanks man Me: You pick a name yet James McCloud: We’re thinking Fox Me: Right on. It makes sense

smiledog from a while ago

spare a dollar? (1/2)

Nintendo goes after another fan project. smh

‘The Punisher: One Last Kill’ shot that fans are criticizing the VFX for was a real in-camera shot • Jon Bernthal performed the stunt’s beginning — his stuntman took over for the impact shot • The stuntman’s face was swapped for Bernthal’s (via THR)

heard a guy say "you have to access it through the portal" and i was momentarily struck by how sad it is that what he said is so boring :( "accessing it via the portal" should be wonderful. we deserve that at least. it should be cool to access it via the portal and instead it sucks shit

Checking in on one of my favorite subgenres of AI slop for Facebook boomers: The "One Last Ride" tours

Reading through current fan thoughts on StarFox. Takes out a sharpie and writes "Lesbian Slippy" on the large whiteboard, circling it several times. Whole room of developers gasp and then cheer. One guy even faints.

Epic Teto Tuesday Facts 😎

I Want To Introduce You To My Fuck Buddy. She Loves The Smell And Taste Of Nasty Cum. "Your Dick Is So Delicious" The Perverted Blowjob Addict Uses Her Mouth Pussy To Suck Cum Out Of Your Dick

Scam the aggressive social media virus.

Emo boy L🍓🍰 #deathnote #fanart

Hazing new customers = w=

its like this

fih... @psalidodont.bsky.social #emo #art #merfolk

i love that its never questioned that the equivelant of wiring in minecraft is just like, sprinkling some dust on the floor. yeah i built a working calculator but if theres a strong breeze, oh man. "why cant redstone go on walls?" it would fall off, duh

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it is really funny how the Minecraft wiki has these adorable icons to indicate each of the major branches it covers, and they're represented by: the app icons for MC, Dungeons, and Earth, the plot critical command block for Story Mode, i think a mcguffin in Legends? and then fucking Jack Black