The early church fathers (most likely):

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folks, i have some terrible news

may the fourth be with you

Good morning, beloved. Justice without reparation is vengeance. Justice grounded in reparation is restoration. Today is a great day to overcome evil with good.

Darko: “I’m really really proud of this group and the fight that they brought, not just in the game tonight but the whole series and the whole season. I think we’ve created a culture that we’re one of the hardest playing teams in the league. We take a lot of pride in that.”

TBH I’m a little surprised Trump hasn’t used the whcd events to announce he’s doubling the size of his planned ballroom.

Thank you music producer Chris Walla

sarah michelle gellar waxing eloquently about the creative bonafides of Scooby-Doo lsmash cut to Freddie Prinze just saying "it was a talking dog, ya know" might really be the funniest clip of all time. you couldn't improve the timing with an atomic clock.

The soldier allegedly used classified intelligence about the raid to capture Venezuelan President Nicholas Maduro to place a winning bet on the betting platform Polymarket

with zero sarcasm this is good government and we should do this immediately

Good morning, beloved. The better path is the one which does least damage to the soul. Today is a great day to overcome evil with good.

guys used up all our “well, actuallys” on star trek trivia and LOTR lore and now that we actually need it for the 62 million stuff the chamber is empty.

me and the boys after working in solidarity to challenge hegemonic power structures

This DOES look good and even if it absolutely sucks the fact that it is getting a real, actual release despite Zaslav's worst intentions is just beautiful. My ass will be in a theater seat on day one.

Good morning, beloved. Peace is the produce of persistence. Today is a great day to overcome evil with good.

liberals on this microblogging website

Finally finished my Lego Rivendell (bday gift to myself back in September)… Next up, Barad-dûr (xmas gift to myself)!

I know Heated Rivalry was popular and all but I disagree with staging a classic Broadway musical during a hockey game

Live POV of my internal struggle

It’s infuriating when a woman comes forward about a man raping her in his hotel room after drinking and the response is “Why would she go to his room?” “Why would she drink with him?” This is Mike Pence logic. Women should be allowed to hang out with men without expecting they will be raped.

Joe Rogan saying on his podcast that he isn’t on a team politically, even though he spent the last few years bashing the dems 99% of the time and defending Trump almost all of the time, including endorsing Trump. It’s like Sean Hannity saying he is fair and balanced.

The contrast in tone between the quotes their digital marketing company gave when bragging to Billboard (“We know how to go viral. We have thousands of pages“) and the ones they give here downplaying their work is pretty telling

just how off its hinges is 2026? well, today i had to send the text "do the laws of extradition not apply to flavortown"

didn't see this one coming either

It’s pretty fucked up that the Nintendo Switch gave all the old games a rewind feature so people can just do that every time they mess up instead of doing what we did which is stop enjoying the game

In the running for greatest giveaway of all time

I don't think it's a "problem" that there are fewer teen pregnancies. I think fewer teen pregnancies is a good thing, actually,

Harry Styles albums are glorified elevator music.

I cannot emphasize enough that talking to Jesus, if that is something you would like to do, is now and has always been free. Zero dollars at the door.

there's so many people i know who struggle financially not because of any lack of intelligence, perseverance, or hard work, but just because the system is evil and stacked against poor people.

pictured: the most in need of therapy guy to have ever lived

To cap off his first 100 days in office, Mayor Zohran Mamdani walked the full 6 miles home from New York City Hall last night — greeting New Yorkers along the way. 🍎

How it started / How it's going #Survivor50

An American President threatening to end a civilization is not just anti-American, it’s flat out crazy.

I completely agree with Marjorie Taylor Greene is a sentence I never thought I would ever write.

Bro you want me to call my congresspeople? The people who love this shit? You want me to call MARSHA BLACKURN rn??? BILL HAGERTY???? ANDY OGLES AND THE GUY WITH THE CHILD BRIDE?????

in all seriousness, only one U.S. city has demonstrated the requisite moral fiber for this job: minneapolis

it is not that canceled celebs lack a means of redemption. it is that so few have made an honest go at genuine repentance that we have almost no cases to seriously judge how willing the public would be to forgive a repentant celeb seeking redemption.

It took 14 seasons of toil, failure and misery but the Buffalo Sabres are back in the playoffs. That's practically a lifetime in the NHL and a sizable fraction of a lifetime for everyone invested in the team bleacherreport.com/articles/254...

I can understand the logic of this but as a technical person I can assure you, yes this is what went wrong

don't think the US SNL would have been allowed to get away with this one

I don’t know art, but I know what I like.

It’s Nick Webber’s birthday

Was feeling melancholy, but then I dug up Theoden with an undercut from my vault of memes

NOBODY deserves what Jesus got on that cross. A god who thinks you deserve to be crucified is a monster. On the cross, Jesus shows us the result of sin and depravity in high definition. And then Jesus conquers sin in the resurrection. And that sounds like Good News to me.