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first openly gay former gifted child
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so many hot bitches exist in this world of pain and for that I am grateful 🙏
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are we still discussing mode and mood in the year of our lord 2026
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okay Kelly
1 day ago
Sometimes on campus you accidentally walk by a philosophy class and the professor is writing "utility = pleasures - pains" on the board and everyone is taking notes like it's actual school
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Ernest Luckman
2 days ago
All posters go to heaven
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lauren
about 1 month ago
if it saves lives i think it's okay for europeans to invent a slant where they're somehow dunking on americans by installing air conditioners. "you american pigs with your coddled central air systems could never compete with our graceful ductless mini-splits" something along those lines
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News portals being like:
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Matt
3 days ago
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I salute you, second lieutenant Hiroo Onoda.
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3 days ago
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unfortunately there is no other way around it - they need to bend the knee or get removed from positions of power
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Blue sky nice ghost
7 days ago
Breaking: Keir Starmer seen dating Katy Perry
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I can't believe
@trixiemattel.bsky.social
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@enwiktionary.bsky.social
LMAO
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9 days ago
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me, learning verb conjugations
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9 days ago
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"no exit" play, only it's about how hell is the inability to get out of your own ass
10 days ago
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Stadt Wien-BĂĽchereien
10 days ago
Mail mit der Bitte um Verlängerung beginnt mit dem Satz: "Gerne, hier eine höflich und flüssig formulierte Version:" Schreibt doch einfach "bitte verlängern", das geht schneller als jeder Prompt.
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Adam Bienkov
12 days ago
'We are clamping down on the harm caused by social media. 'Read all about it on the Nazi pogrom deepfake abuse website'
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WHEN one falls. Not IF. When.
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bobby
15 days ago
“it’s a fun tradition, get over it.” wrong. the only fun thing to ever happen in the united states senate was the senate twink, and society shunned him for it.
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wikipedia: preventing me from um ackshuallying people since 2001
15 days ago
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bobby
16 days ago
starting a group DM for everyone who missed the window to post something funny about group DMs
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16 days ago
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lauren
16 days ago
wow that's a lot of group chats i've already been invited to. if you haven't yet been invited to any group chats i bet it's because everyone secretly hates you
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Disco Elysium Quotes
17 days ago
VOLITION - No. Not a disaster. Weave this into the story of you. Walk out of its *ruins*. Save those who still can be saved -- *I'm* on your side.
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its not even nazi bar, it is radio rwanda at this point
17 days ago
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Europeans learning that they are geographically more on line with Canada, not the US.
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17 days ago
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Jake Casella Brookins
19 days ago
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our generation's gary larson
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18 days ago
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learning the language by becoming spanish thot reply guy
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Jerry Chen
19 days ago
average bluesky user
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llm's being wrong half the time really helps the slot machine effect and addiction, huh
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Jesse Hawken
19 days ago
The only “real” New Yorker was Brooklyn Dad Defiant and he moved out
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schwulen gut, alles gut
19 days ago
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whats the scoop on the possibility of gay sex tho
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21 days ago
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foaming pipe snake
21 days ago
“what’s your take?” “i think you deserve to die” “100%… agree!” [laughter] “no shit i woke up today thinking my final judgement will never come” “i hope it happens” “me too”
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nothing got me to love my imperfections more than AI
21 days ago
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well troll'd m'lord - fuck people for not wanting for every single fucking thing to be about gender, i guess
25 days ago
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little baby granny 🏳️‍⚧️
27 days ago
2 girls 1 cup [slowed and reverb]
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Amos
about 1 month ago
"too big to fail" is a conspiracy by big big to sell more fail
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yoyou
about 1 month ago
just googled war wtf why would someone do that
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Sr. Robot
about 1 month ago
Watching the Eurovision stream on YT... is this how it looks for everyone else?
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Spexguy
5 months ago
I don't have post nut clarity so much as I have pre nut psychosis
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todo a la vez en todas partes a todo gas
about 2 months ago
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky
about 2 months ago
god forbid a French rat live out his dream of becoming a chef on a cruiseship
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Sam
about 2 months ago
You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,
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Will Wiles
about 2 months ago
(I make a "mouth" with the side of my hand and draw little eyes above it) Richard Dawkins: hmmmm (I put lipstick around the "mouth") Richard Dawkins, suavely: well hello
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Joel
about 2 months ago
trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat: me: where'd daddy go? baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy me: peekaboo! baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
2 months ago
Surely a simpler solution would be to close that terrible beach
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so many hot bitches exist in this world of pain and for that I am grateful 🙏
2 months ago
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Brendan O’Kane
2 months ago
Fuck him up, Mencius
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Brendan O’Kane
2 months ago
While many of you will likely be yelling "GO JOURNALISTS!" or "GO TRUMP!" I'll be calmly enjoining "go Four Cardinal Principles and Eight Virtues"
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HEALTH
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