I found out about the gameboy advanced E-reader mini-games recently and one of them has dragonite flying around the earth 5 times in 20 seconds gyarados and charizard could never

"Canadian games prices are insane! a switch 2 game costs 100 igloo pigloos"

one thing these people do to scare uneducated people is by referring to foods by their longer and less common names She's trying get you scared over MSG and Vitamin B

Lex luthor: "hey superman check out this water"

homophobia is so wild bro...

"am i too woke?" "i'm too woke for this" I'm the correct amount of woke i'm just stupid to understand the point being made

venus is kind of a deadbeat planet tbh no moons, no water, no rotation, no ring NOTHING. She's the sibling that stole from your 85 year old grandma

mandami eliminated bed times and starmer is making them state mandatory the future of the left is clear

it's only wokeness in the segregation region of america otherwise it's just sparkling pronouns

pissing off the 1000 year old wizards by spamming the spell "birthday punches" in every wizard battle to win in 2 seconds

I imagine eye contact with this person is like looking at a corpse

i hate when a person i dislike makes a good point like damn Gusteau was right anyone CAN cook

guy that only calls blowjobs "getting brain" because he thinks talking about brains makes him smarter

hey guys is my OC noticeable?

the worst type of discourse is the ones where someone is in the wrong but they have more followers then you so you're fucked

the only pokemon protags with canon genders are Red(no gender option in gen 1) and dawn(lucas is a fucking nerd)

If Mild Bobby Sauce is your comfort character, this post is for you!

man i'm so hungry i could eat a horse popcorn

slur tierlist S tier: slurs you can say F tier: slurs you can't say

people genuinely think assisted suicide is doctors just killing people for no reason

holy shit i did not expect it this early

[HELP] I'm a trans woman who became homeless after being told to detransition or live under a bridge. I have no support or family because of it. For the last 6 years I've been doing everything I can to survive, sleeping in my car, on floors, and couch surfing wherever I can find a place to stay.

I've been unable to do this for the past few years

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Ben 10 is a bad super hero name it's just his name

where did the wave of weird online cannibalism enjoys come from? why this specific paraphilia?

podcast hypotheticals are like "would you rather have the ability to fly at super sonic speeds or have a small penis?" and the hosts take like 5 minutes to come to a conclusion

women don't even be shopping anymore everything is too expensive

if you see me reposting my own posts it means i went through my profile to delete some and found posts i thought were funny

centaur that doesnt know what "biphobic" means: "i dont really care humans are bipedal. they're just like that"

he looks like he's turning into michael cera

getting kicked out of the gooning leagues for being uncircumcised and having an unfair advantage in the lubeless category

I miss that month long period when undertale yellow was considered the pseudo 3rd game of the UTDR series

do non english speakers say 6 7 or do they say the words 6 and seven in their language? are little german boys losing their mine over sechs sieben?

Nintendo forms a private militia and takes control over a small strip of territory, completely shifting the local economy to nothing but nintendo products

me to my daughter: "sweat dream sweetie" me to my carnivore diet son that i hate: "....umami dreams, son"

italians getting genuinely angry when you cook italian food differently to them is annoying

as a larper it is my humble opinion that you're a tourist

this is what transvestigators thing the human head looks like

gay people

bee that's wise beyond his year

bluesky devs wake up screaming and covered in sweat after having nightmares of people enjoying their website

jack black is going to scream something really funny that will give cinema workers ptsd

parrot wearing a "the dino that stepped up" shirt with his dinosaur step kids

i just learned milhouse's dad was named kirk including or not including race car beds

earth in 2126 where america is mostly atheist, russia is a liberal democracy and japan is known for it's high birthrate

responding to every american emergency and tragedy the way they react to European heat waves