On the Mexican version of The Office ("La Oficina"), there's a line in the first episode that says: "Working for a family business is like going to an American high school - you never know when shots will be fired." 10/10, no notes.

Lock up the entire family until we figure things out www.tmz.com/2026/03/20/k...

This is amazing. www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

THREAD: Viral misinformation on US capture of Nicolas Maduro - 4 January This video, shared by Alex Jones and others, falsely claims to show millions of Venezuelans in Caracas celebrating Maduro's capture. In fact, it shows anti-Maduro protests in July 2024 over a highly disputed election.

I just watched "A Man Called Otto" for the first time and I got a whole double Windsor knot in my throat by the end 🥺

I'm watching this new Frankenstein movie and boy is Victor a fucking clown. Never rooted harder for a monster in my life.

Rewatching Wakanda Forever for the first time in a few years and that opening scene still gets me right in the feels 😮‍💨

Woke up today to the news

I feel like Dick died peacefully knowing that he's going to turn into what he loved the most, a fossil fuel.

You bullshitted enough, it’s time to win now. Them habits that fucked you up, it’s time to end now.

No matter how hard people try to convince us having empathy is wrong, it is right. No matter how hard people try to convince us that diversity is a weakness, it is a strength. No matter how hard people try to convince us that love is limited, it is unlimited.

NO NEED TO ELABORATE MOST OF THESE DUCKS EXAGGERATE

THAT'S WHAT ALL MY HATERS SAY

"No Hands" is literally so iconic that I struggle to remember the actual lyrics to "Rain, Rain, Go Away" 😂

MAKE THE ART MAKE THE ART MAKE THE ART No forreal. Like whatever you’ve been wanting to do, do it. Cause if not now… (Note to self)

Taking away D'Angelo and leaving us with D'Devilo is proof positive that the universe be getting shit wrong.

Please don't share the "How Does It Feel" imagery. The response to that video gave him issues...

He deserved to grow old. He deserved the space to be more creative and share more art w/ the world. He deserved to be adorned in praise while he was still able to receive it in the physical. Luckily, music and spirit is eternal. RIP Michael Eugene Archer aka D'ANGELO. 🕊️

I can’t imagine dealing with your father having terminal cancer and your mother suddenly dying tragically before him. Peace to their son.

one of the realest tributes to Prince anybody did after he died. Somebody major needs to get on TV and do for “The Charade” what D’Angelo did here youtu.be/FeV7A6VWjL8?...

This is where a clear understanding of history and context is essential, and I believe leaving the impression these questions are open-ended and unknowable is precisely why we’ve seen such a concerted push to remove history from the public narrative.

The world would be a much better place if we could all sit around eating Texas Roadhouse rolls together all day.

Frey: And don't just say, this is about thoughts and prayers right now. These kids were literally praying. It was the first week of school. They were in a church.

imagine being so maniacally racist that you side with the fire over the firefighter

crazy the message here is you can’t abort em but you can send them to school to die.

Minnesota is heartbroken. From the officers responding, to the clergy and teachers providing comfort, to the hospital staff saving lives, we will get through this together. Hug your kids close.

It's an exhilarating place to be in life when you realize, "You know what? I'm done with this." Whatever (or whoever) "this" is, and whether or not you know what comes next, making the agreement with yourself that "this" is no longer sufficient is magical.

I couldn't possibly love Jenna Ortega's spin on Wednesday Addams any more 😅 she kills it

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I will keep saying this: I ain’t ever met a Black person hired for a job they were unqualified for who got to *keep* that job. I have seen it and continue to see it on the other side, but not for us

“defend your culture” dude, your “culture” is clapping off beat and putting ketchup on tacos

I wish as many people wanted to actually click on Teen Vogue stories as like a post about our work being good and important, because this post is almost at 20k likes and that would be pretty good traffic!

A professor had a $2.4 million grant to study Black maternal health. Then Trump was elected

In 2016, Ghislaine Maxwell falsely stated, under oath, that she was not aware that Jeffrey Epstein recruited underage girls for sex (you know, the ones she was actually recruiting on his behalf). She was charged with two counts of perjury for this. Remind me why we give a shit what she says now?

If you'll do *anything* for money no matter who it hurts then you're a piece of shit. Period.

My theory is that if we taxed most of these people without telling them and the people they pay to manage their money didn't tell them, they'd never notice. And if you'd never notice you should be taxed even more.

But how you beautiful people been? I ain't been online much because I had an insane project at work, but that shit is finally over.

Yall be having some interesting opinions on things you never experienced. Funny to ya girl!

It finally happened. A client sent us an answer from ChatGPT and wants us to use it in his case. Now I have to spend hours out of my day gathering legal research to show why ChatGPT is wrong and cannot be used to explain relevant law to actual lawyers. I hate AI.

Democracy is the worst group project ever.

I would love to wake up one day and not immediately see 7 awful things that Moldemort did before sunrise. I would really love that for us.

This realization in your romantic relationships, is heartbreaking. In your familial relationships? This shit is earth shattering. Beyond devastation.

Happy birthday, big homie!!! @feloniousmunk.bsky.social

The Clipse ain't have to go off like this, but they did and I appreciate em for it.

I was so ready for The Old Guard 2 but clearly it wasn't ready for me 🥺

Let’s stop the wars and I mean ALL of them,,, it’s horrible and I hate what’s going on! This is not what unity is all about!!

Nothing says "cutting wasteful government spending" quite like launching the country into an unnecessary war that will easily cost trillions of dollars.

My question to you is why are you tone-policing people who are fighting for basic human rights? Flags and borders are fake, but human beings are not.