If you pronounce “water” like “worda”, you’re my people. 😊

“Man I’m so alone”😭😭😭😭

found out earlier this week that my car vendor sells my car information to insurance companies including: how long im driving, speeds, braking information, and the number of times i merge anyway, here is the opt-out information optout.lexisnexis.com

I’m just wondering why people hear the story of Adam and Eve and the takeaway from that is supposedly a blueprint for a solid family structure when one of their sons murdered the other son….

Inbreastigator

Aéropostale

Purple is just red when it has the blues.

I was in the party with a turtleneck on one time. 😂

Two Americas

I’m tryna see how far he’ll go for me. Stretch that arm like MJ in Space Jam. I’ll be there in a v-neck and daisy dukes. 🫡

Do me like SpongeBob did that chocolate bar.

Business owner + mother = superhero. Simple math.

As an owner/occupier of Sweet Chariots™️ and a former full time breastfeeder, I’m here for the appreciation.

I want more games on my phone fr. Like I have LinkedIn in the palm of my hand but not SNAKE?! What’s that about??

✨cleanse✨

Babyyy I’m curious and I’ve been peeking 🫣👀🤣🤣🤣

It is now common knowledge that the President of the United States was, at the very least, involved in a child sex-trafficking ring, and very likely molested underage girls himself. This should be the most important story in America until the problem is resolved.

I hate how sometimes I drink for the vibes and it ends up going straight to the vagina 😔

What do we think? Is this the one??

This is my every so often reminder to opt out of being a consumer. Shop Black owned, small businesses & use cash for necessities when possible.

Mid 70s today. Freeze watch tomorrow. That’s just the life I live round these parts.

Me and my sister were talking recently and she said “I love me a man that ain’t scared to kill a snake”. And what’s funny is where we’re from (someplace country), that’s a literal request, not a metaphorical one. It’s a snake on the front porch, Big Dawg! Do something! 🤣

I was on the phone with my friend and he said whypipo are the AI of nature.

Cetus Lupeedus!!

Lots of hard, shitty lessons being learned from this presidency. And one of the many I hope you're learning is, white supremacy is incompatible with reality, and cannot exist without historical revisionism.

Me 🤝🏽 Velma “My glasses! I can’t see without my glasses”

me to me:

🚨 CALLING ALL TURKEY LEGS! Let’s see that gobbler! 🚨

It’s a lotta large butts on tonight.

From now on, I’ll be referring to my siblings as my “genetic mutuals”

Do you like me? Or do you just like my gene pool?

Okayyy, I see you, Penis!

Awkwardly pleasant

I really miss watching space ghost

Y’all wanna play 20 questions to guess who my sister is?

I’LL NEVER TELL!! (Our pseudo anonymity is our super power)

Me: he needs to log off My sister: who? you talkin bout, Tony? @tonystillsang.bsky.social sir! I fear, I fear it’s become a problem

Gotta bring back the rice grain visuals for folks

I wonder if Yung BBQ has gotten her hands on this yet 😂😭

If you see this, post a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Dr. Who, or Transformers.

Time for zzzzzs! And if I post that same picture next Wednesday, act like you ain’t never seen it before!

Omg do yall remember crank yankers???

K.R.I.T. giving us a new single?? I’ll take it!

Everyone's gifts from me will be purchased directly from a small black owned business & that is my request to my friends/family as well

To hell with corporations/ I’ll be donating my Black Friday dollars to food banks, going forward. F*CK THEM SALES!

Turn on some smooth jazz and make a cup of something not-too-hot-but-just-right and then go love on your nervous system. 🫶🏽

Take some time today to actually do what you want and not just what you think you need to do 🫶🏼

“Ne-EH, ne-EH, ne-EH-ver!!!!”

When I do things for my good, I glorify my creator. When I glorify my creator, I glorify myself.