Slow grinds and hip winds and tongues on my titties. Big dicks with slight curves that make me say yippie. Pumps that are rhythmic and make my ears ring. These are a few of my faaavorite things!

The phrase “blame it on my head and not my heart” really had me in mind and I thank whoever came up with it 🙏🏽

I need more alarms cause I be forgetting like a mug

“Cheese!”

Last time my bottom golds were seen, they were in my daughter’s mouth and her auntie was telling her to go put em back 😔. Prayers up that she forreal went and put them back somewhere I can eventually find them.

The timeline people obsess over is imaginary. Life does not care how many times you had to begin again, only that you kept going.

Just attended a too long tiny tot graduation ceremony.

Aye I don’t like when I feel the breath on me of someone talking to me. Especially when it has max pressure on it.

😂😂😂😂😂

Opting out of unnecessarily “bleaking” up the future. I have so many good things on my horizon. So no, it’s not only going to get worse from here. It’s gonna get pretty damn good, too.

why does the “you can’t fight it” rhetoric around AI feel so familiar?? 🤔

Dear Mutuals: There's an organization called Mobile Showers Atlanta. They offer hot showers and food to the unhoused every Saturday. They need volunteers and donations. mobileshowersatlanta.org

Let me stop tryna act like I can stay up late nowadays

The more I thought about “Get Out”, the scarier the movie became. I’ve only seen that movie once.

Picture this: Coconut rum Pineapple juice Guava Sparkling wine No open your eyes…

I also completed a 500-piece puzzle. This is self care. 🙂‍↕️

“Why you gotta act like that?”

Dusting off Guitar Hero was one of the best things I did today 😊

Isn’t it funny how AI has caused the layoff of hundreds of thousands of people and helped soooo many companies save money and yet for some strange, odd reason that same effect isn’t happening with policing?? Not a mass layoff or budget cut in sight. Isn’t that funny??

Starting The Office Superfan episodes ☺️

Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

Vampy Speakeasy with a cute Bloody Mary and a beret.

Bar with satyrs. I’m scared of Minotaur meat 🥴

I tried this with my daughter but, alas, I have succumbed to the epigenetics of it all

You wanna be exceptional but you’re afraid to be the exception. You gotta make it make sense babe. Are you tryna blend in or are you tryna be great ? They’re mutually exclusive.

Who is the biggest ai hater you know? In my circle, it’s probably me. 🏆

My character development from the last 2-3 years needs to be turned into a book so it can then be turned into a movie based on said book. Quite the page-turner.

It’s just a smidge too late for me but please, my sistren, keep going forth!!!

I’m really not a bread tie kind of person. They are aggy for no reason.

My plan is to do the damn thang. What about you? Any goals for April?

I’ve got some really cool shit planned this month ☺️

Oh also, I got stung by a caterpillar and I’m still shocked!!! Like huh?!?!!!?!

My girl really fights her sleep with such grit. Such power. Such determination. I’m gonna try and cultivate those skills for a different purpose.

I love when Black people get ta imagining and creating things. 🥰

Also, I miss you.

Get off that damn phone and go to bed!

I can’t tell if sleep is evading me or I am evading sleep.

Drafts?!

Good thing I upgraded to the coochie-consciousness-combo package 😮‍💨

reposting with alt text for accessibility: Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)

link to the simple sabotage field manual, which elaborates on this sign

SCOOP: 404 Media is publishing a version of the user guide for ELITE, a tool Palantir made for ICE which brings up dossiers on individual people and provides a “confidence score” of their address. The full user guide here:

4 Black journalists have been kidnapped by the federal government

Finally finished my microloc install!!! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

Yes, I will drink decaf coffee cause I actually love coffee. Decaf drinkers are solely there for the love of the game.

Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum. Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum. Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum. ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.

Only a little but I need to try harder

Whatever long term project you’ve been wanting to start, now is the time. You’ll have the discipline to see it through. Re: Saturn in Aries

Once upon a time, E! had the most titillating late night programming.