Oh also, I got stung by a caterpillar and I’m still shocked!!! Like huh?!?!!!?!

My girl really fights her sleep with such grit. Such power. Such determination. I’m gonna try and cultivate those skills for a different purpose.

I love when Black people get ta imagining and creating things. 🥰

Also, I miss you.

Get off that damn phone and go to bed!

I can’t tell if sleep is evading me or I am evading sleep.

Drafts?!

Good thing I upgraded to the coochie-consciousness-combo package 😮‍💨

reposting with alt text for accessibility: Sight in San Francisco (from a friend)

link to the simple sabotage field manual, which elaborates on this sign

SCOOP: 404 Media is publishing a version of the user guide for ELITE, a tool Palantir made for ICE which brings up dossiers on individual people and provides a “confidence score” of their address. The full user guide here:

4 Black journalists have been kidnapped by the federal government

Finally finished my microloc install!!! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

Yes, I will drink decaf coffee cause I actually love coffee. Decaf drinkers are solely there for the love of the game.

Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum. Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum. Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum. ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.

Only a little but I need to try harder

Whatever long term project you’ve been wanting to start, now is the time. You’ll have the discipline to see it through. Re: Saturn in Aries

Once upon a time, E! had the most titillating late night programming.

But I actually do like the “kss kss” sound my slippers make against the floor as I’m slithering about. So no, I won’t be picking my feet up in this instance.

Speaking of super powers, I think an awesome one would be the ability to get a full night’s rest in the blink of an eye. 9 hours in 9 minutes. This may be a variant of super speed.

I took a pink benny and yet I’m still up. Super power or nah?

Time blindness means I grossly underestimate how long an inspiration project will take. Hyperfixation means I’m focusing all my time on said inspiration project until it’s complete. (Or at least 96% complete.) Welcome to my life.

Now get ta kissin! And it better be tongue involved!

Take a sip from your water cup.

Floss.

Black Panthers were targeted bc they gave out free food. How you show your love for your community IS resistance. Do what feels authentic to you. For some of us, that means hosting an art class. For others, that means balling up fists to knucknbuck for our ancestors & our future. All are welcome 🤗

Prescription costs are too damn high. Like the rent. I know we all knew this already.

Booty rubs are a form of self care and my gawd am I in need of fervent care.

Let me get some skeets off before I head back to the shadows

🎵 I’m a stallion runnin, no candle in the wind 🌬️

Me after noticing a slight change in someone’s energy towards me

Happy holidays 😎

I hope you get to tongue kiss under the mistletoe this season 🙏🏽

What y’all making for breakfast in a few hours?

And you better believe I wrapped myself some gifts to open up too cause I deserve the same magic I’m putting in

Cucci Mane

If you pronounce “water” like “worda”, you’re my people. 😊

found out earlier this week that my car vendor sells my car information to insurance companies including: how long im driving, speeds, braking information, and the number of times i merge anyway, here is the opt-out information optout.lexisnexis.com

I’m just wondering why people hear the story of Adam and Eve and the takeaway from that is supposedly a blueprint for a solid family structure when one of their sons murdered the other son….

Inbreastigator

Aéropostale

Purple is just red when it has the blues.

I was in the party with a turtleneck on one time. 😂

Two Americas

I’m tryna see how far he’ll go for me. Stretch that arm like MJ in Space Jam. I’ll be there in a v-neck and daisy dukes. 🫡

Do me like SpongeBob did that chocolate bar.

Business owner + mother = superhero. Simple math.

As an owner/occupier of Sweet Chariots™️ and a former full time breastfeeder, I’m here for the appreciation.