Mental health reasons. Financial reasons.

Screaming!! 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

Slime season really tryna take me out this go round. Got me white-knuckling decorum.

INSOMNIA COOKIES JUST GOT BOUGHT BY A PRIVATE EQUITY FIRM!!!! 😩

I hear “for the nourishment of our bodies” and my mouth starts watering like Pavlov’s dogs.

An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative

Yea exactly. No more “it’s totally game changing,” you have to say exactly what it is. If you describe web search or brainstorming you also get a small electric shock

If you played Travis Porter, a bad bitch in a bandage dress and some Charlotte Russe heels would just materialize out of thin air.

Your friendly reminder, especially for Black men: 1) Get you a blood work up before the end of the year. 2) Get tested for STI's/STD's. 3) Talk to your PCP about getting a prescription for PrEP and PEP. 4) Get a physical. 5) Identify what other evals/procedures are appropriate for your age.

Sometimes I think my skeets make it over to opalitesky too fast… suspiciously fast.

Had to turn the heat on in the car this morning 😔

MAKE THE ART MAKE THE ART MAKE THE ART No forreal. Like whatever you’ve been wanting to do, do it. Cause if not now… (Note to self)

Shoot no! 🤣🤣🤣 Mother Earth is gon take us out. NOT the fish fry or side dishes.

Lemme write that down. We gon need some committees, I see. ✍🏽

Fasho! The T is for tree 🌳

One day, people are going to investigate their family trees and find out their great-grandpa worked for ICE and feel ashamed. They will never tell a soul. Just like the families of those who attended lynchings or had family members who were in the KKK.

I’m hosting a End of the World party. Niggas free before 11. Spades tournament and Bingo tournament sign up sheets will be available after the polar ice caps go kaput. There will also be a Tamia line dance seminar. So you can know the official dance before heading to the pearly gates. BYOB/BYOT!!

I mean I guess I’ll go roll up at this point cause WITAF?!

Higher Calling is up there too

Egyptian Cotton gon always hit but it’s really too many to chose 😮‍💨

1) Big K.R.I.T. Is one of the most brilliant artist that the genre has to offer, constantly providing good music that also offers substance all while being true and honest to himself. Fans of his have been well fed over the course of his career

Maturing is realizing you should’ve been aligned with the black sheep cause they were right the whole time.

This week Vivek Ramaswamy spoke at a Turning Point USA event originally scheduled to headlined by the late Charlie Kirk. But during the Q&A things took a turn as Ramaswamy fielded questions about his Hindu faith…🐆💀

I don’t deal with mean men. Bye.

The black shirt!!! 🔥

Hosting a collective scream into the void at 1:00p today. Hope to hear you there!

If you are an alum of: Vanderbilt UVA UT Austin U of Southern California Dartmouth Brown MIT U Penn U Arizona Your alma mater is RIGHT NOW weighing the costs and benefits of giving up its independence and abandoning academic freedom. SPEAK UP NOW: 2/2

Good morning, gorgeous people. Hope today is good to you ❤️

Big Flirt or Big Joker. I’m either bout to kiss or laugh.

I really feel like deleting all my media

Aiight thanks for coming to the show 🙏🏽 see you next time.

I have to be up in less than 5 hours. Madness. 😮‍💨

I guess I brought too much heat

Label is a bit dramatic, no? @bsky.app

Skeetographs 📸

Freshman year of undergrad, I had an 8am class (first mistake). After being late so many times, I decided to use an alarm I couldn’t ignore. And for the rest of that semester, I woke up to Kelis’ “Milkshake”.

They need to fix the clone machine or something cause this one is worse than the Gucci one ☠️

One thing imma do is a growwithjo video 🫰🏽

I’ll cheers to that sister.

A lot can change in a year

Outside activities 🌼

Some of yall would’ve mourned when H****r’s death was announced.

“Do you gang bang?”

Babyface - Whip Appeal My mama had it on a cassette tape and I wore it OUT!

Outfit has made a reappearance and she actually made it outside this time. Y’all tell me if my fro looking lopsided.

This morning, when I was getting in the car, I felt a cool breeze. And it slick bothered me cause who tf turned the sun down?!

Them: On my soul On my mama On my life I’m deadass Me:

me to niggas:

It was on clearance so I said why not. I’ve never tried it before and it’s time to start dabbling in this arena. Marked for $38 I thought “let’s do it”. I get to the register, and the Dolce & Gabbana K rings up for… $3.80!!!! IT WAS NINETY FUCKING PERCENT OFF!!!!

I wanna believe you sooooo bad. And yet…