hard to bring myself to care that much about the FR/LG news but that's mostly because I do not think those remakes are very fun! They've always felt like the worst of both worlds: Lacking the nostalgic visual jank of the originals but coming in before they fixed most of the gameplay problems

"No, you don't understand, they NEED to sell these games separately instead of making them available via switch online to stop people from using save states to duplicate Pokémon" ok, so are you going to be able to transfer Pokémon to other games? "oh, god no"

if a game having Some Difficulty In It is a dealbreaker for you but you also won't explore the in-built accessibility features specifically intended to let you enjoy the game without getting hung up on mechanically difficult sections, maybe video games should not be your Leisure Activity of choice

he’s just admitting it lol

en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/... please enjoy this insanely defensive FAQ page nintendo put up about the Pokemon FR/LG re-release, including such gems as...

finally, a nostalgia miniseries for ME

NJ lawmakers introduce the FUCK ICE Act. The bill "permits civil action for violations of US Constitution related to immigration enforcement."

Alysa Liu: "THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT" 🗣️

people will just post anything on here. "Final Fantasy XV doesn't even have an ending, it just stops out of nowhere" no it doesn't. that isn't true.

ICE still undefeated in the realm of behavior so antisocial it’s been explicitly forbidden since the dawn of civilization

3000-word “X” post breathlessly explaining how everyone’s lives are about to change forever now that all of Silicon Valley can play chess against a Turkish automaton

Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up

This is in a Marvel comic released this week; editor Wil Moss, assistant editor Danny Khazem and editor-in-chief C.B. Cebulski need to BE GONE

WAIT I LIED: Hamnet is the real answer. I got so insanely mad when On The Nature of Daylight started playing over the emotional climax of the movie that I had to literally bite my fist to stop myself from saying something. You CANNOT fucking do that lmao

Layup answer is The Rise of Skywalker but honestly I think Presence (2024) might be up there. I don't think I've ever reacted so poorly to the ending of a movie in my life. That movie assumes the viewer is BRAINDEAD

Is there a technology the left is excited about?" It's called the clamshell e-reader from It Follows, and I've been waiting for it since 2014

I'm older than you so I can confirm that they came with a little book that had the tutorial in it and you read it on the way home

lmfao the handle being "aifilmmaker". me when i'm a so-called AI filmmaker

i need everyone responsible for this to be slowly fed into a hot dog machine

it’s game night in westeros

in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with. this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.

genuinely legendary resume. rest in peace o7

Everything else about Hamilton aside, I do think it's really funny that it pretends Philadelphia never existed for the purposes of further NYC dicksucking

I saw someone say, “Emerald Fennell is Greta Gerwig’s Wario,” and I haven’t stopped laughing 😭

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Me when I lie: this is blackout poetry to me

The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.

Twin Peaks: Sarah Palmer with Johnny, Maddy and Donna looking down on Leland as he cries lying on top of Laura’s coffin at her funeral.

Elon Musk genuinely has to be regarded as one of history’s pre-eminent mass murderers

YO

ICE may have lost the battle for public opinion, and its operation may be hampered by local pushback, but it has succeeded in one respect: It has instilled terror in Minnesota’s immigrant communities, forcing them into the shadows. Read more from @gabydvj.bsky.social: buff.ly/eSAhblK

Whenever an all-time great tv show goes on sale for this cheap my first thought is always "this is either a bootleg or it's going to come in THE worst packaging you've ever seen" and I would love it if anyone can speak to the contrary

palestinian journalist posting on twitter that his bluesky account was immediately taken down purely because he was in gaza. all palestinian accounts are assumed to be spam.

Make-A-Wish Presidency continues

This looks like Kung Pow: Enter The Fist

No appointee of this administration even bothers to create the appearance of doing their job anymore, just openly serving as the president's personal apologist and attack dog. Completely illegitimate government

I apologize to you, Dogboy. I wasn't familiar with your game

thinking about how in the final episode of game of thrones it weirdly kind of seemed like Drogon the dragon understood the symbolic value of melting down the iron throne, but the showrunners said that he was just raging out and the throne happened to be nearby

I've never wanted something to flop harder than this fucking misbegotten television show for transphobic 42-year-olds

Erin: Claire, help us with something. Is Erika Kirk fit, so? Claire: I can't really tell, I'm not sure I've been gay long enough to tell with Americans. I'm real sorry. James (fake casually): She's, she's alright Michelle: You're embarrassing yourself, which I don't care about, and me, which I do

"hmmm today i think i will make this deeply weird and revealing reply to gail simone"

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

Ironic, as this was the magazine that referred to Pokémon as a "pestilential Ponzi scheme" in 1999, characterising its creator Satoshi Tajiri as a literal monster "His eyes are bloodshot; dark circles ripple beneath them... His monsters are a child's predelictions." He never gave another interview.

honestly respect for the ad that’s just like “pokemon are cool.” they are cool

Do NOT buy this game for switch, I am so serious. It looks significantly worse than every other version (probably owing to its 50% smaller file size) and remains insanely bug-ridden. It eats save data!