I Thought This Time For Sure A Peace Deal Was Reached

It's 2036: software is not written, but generated on-the-fly for each user. Code is no longer deterministic, so bugs can't be fixed manually. Instead, "vaccines" are injected at the prompt level, and apps self-repair over time. After too many rewrites, codebases eventually die and get replaced.

Every guy in a videogame:

The only good Star War is a dead Star War #starwars

there is only one correct way to redesign GitHub and this is it

Many Americans are choosing which groceries they can afford this week, meanwhile Trump today was choosing between marble and onyx for his ballroom. Man of the people!

How Volodymr Zelenskyy manages to survive in a literal war without a ballroom to keep him safe is just shocking to me.

What's that? Another attempt at Trump's life? You mean the AI or paid actor false flag distraction? What do you mean evidence? What do you mean the truth? I care as much about the truth as Trump or MAGA.

the White House correspondents dinner guests didn’t even get to finish their delicious meal 💔

You can also celebrate 4/20 on 4/22 because it’s four twenty too!

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I don’t ever want to hear “fiscal responsibility” from these people ever again.

The whole "my magic genie can break open any software in the world" thing is so suspect Now it has media types imagining it can not only find vulnerabilities, but vibe code a workable exploit, cut through multiple layers of security and then hop onto an air gapped system to take down modern society

Show this video to your favorite MAGA commentator.

Awesome view from Artemis II this morning.

Horror movie where the killer is a ChatGPT robot. "You just shot me!" -"You're absolutely right to point that out. This does seem inconsistent with your desire to survive" "I can't feel my..." -"I see how shooting you can be perceived as a mistake. I regret any inconvenience caused by your death"

The Peace President has launched a war. The affordability President is seeing historic oil & gas price spikes. The jobs President just lost 92,000 jobs in February. And he might “lose” his own “regime change” war as Iran has just appointed the Ayatollah’s son the new Supreme Leader.

ICE raids are starting to look like something you'd find on LiveLeak...

moving them around like the catholic church with pdf priests

8 ice Gestapo thugs assaulting 1 person, on the ground, hopeless. Then they murder him. Watch the lying fascist con men try to spin it. Right-wing postmodernism and moral collapse in action. There is no coming back from this.

THEY WILL NOT BREAK US THEY CAN NOT BREAK US THEY DIDN'T BRING ENOUGH GUYS FOR EVERY ONE OF US THEY TAKE, ONE HUNDRED MORE TAKE TO THE STREETS THERE WILL FOREVER BE MORE OF US THAN OF THEM THEY STAND FOR NOTHING, WE STAND FOR EACH OTHER THEY WILL REGRET COMING HERE MINNEAPOLIS WILL WIN

The United States is well and truly fucked

Abolish ICE is now the moderate minimum position, Prosecute ICE is where Dems should be at next.

I have watched zero movies released in 2025 but boy do I have Oscar opinions anyway

With this regime anything is possible…

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only real homies use this as their countdown timer for new year's

#EpsteinFiles #StarTrek

Piers Morgan: "Charlie Kirk was the absolute personification of defending free speech." Zee: "He debated unprepared college students."

Happy Thanksgiving! Make sure to take a moment during this time of gathering and love to remind all of your Trump-supporting family members that they are degenerate demons who will never see the gates of Heaven. And that Obama was a better president. 💖🦃

Hegseth is now threatening to recall Sen. Mark Kelly to active duty in order to court martial him.

So it's evident that Trump is a moron doing moronic things with our economy that Dems would never do, but Dems are still worse, somehow? 🤔

Apologies, I realized I was posting like a scientist rather than a social-media influencer. What I meant to say was: Cosmologists in SHAMBLES as statistical significance of their cherished idea tumbles from 4.2σ to a measly 3.2σ! When will science face this CRISIS? Or is it all just GROUPTHINK???

In an alternate timeline, that Tucker Carlson interview went more like this, instead of the trivial meet-and-greet we got.

the firefox heel turn is perhaps one of the saddest stories for the open web doubling down on LLMs-for-everything now involves crowding out the translators support.mozilla.org/en-US/forums... imagine how many hours of painstaking human work have just been thrown out in favour of machine translation