Leaked photo of Trump and bubba

I call Donald Trump a pedophile because I don't feel like looking up the word for the specific age range of girls he actually likes. But also, it forces anyone trying to use that defense to admit that he likes 15-year old girls.

Come on, everybody do the "pedophile"! ayyye

If joking about Charlie Kirk is considered “violent rhetoric,” how do we describe open calls to hang members of Congress?

Can Democrats please tone down their rhetoric like Donald Trump does? he tones down his rhetoric all the time. he never calls for Democratic lawmakers to be hung. no never.

Bro I'm just so exhausted and ready to move beyond this retardation-era of american history. It won't be a big victory. History books will be like "so America decided to quit being so fucking retarded and...."

Anthropic programmed Claude to be one of those "umm actually" types that always hedges and when you call it out it becomes very passive aggressive.

Can't believe it's been a year since the 2024 election when America elected a convicted felon, rapist, and Epstein associate over a black woman.

There is absolutely no way in hell I would’ve thought the Bears would be 7-3 after the first couple games of the season. #BearDown #NFL

Donald Trump thinks going after other alleged pedophiles somehow absolves him from being one. Smooth brain logic.

Landry Shamet ballin outta control. Thibs would never.

lol bruh we really at the "ok well technically he's not a pedophile" defense

>be me >at a little diner for breakfast >kids playing with coloring books >waitress brings coffee with a smile >the adults at the counter are all talking about Trump and Epstein >the waitresses are talking about Trump and Epstein >the normal people know, they all know

"actually pedophelia's not that bad" -- MAGA cult member

"This team is so fun to watch" is a euphemism for "they're not good but they're better than I thought"

We need another name for “fast food” cuz most these chains be slow as fuck.

"I want to feel stronger. Help me do pull-ups." what a stupid fucking use case for LLMs to use in your commercial, OpenAI

A debate right now between Trump and Biden would be really interesting.

A lot of people affected by SNAP benefits probably voted for Trump and would do it again too.

Biden stepped back and let the DOJ charge his son. He only RIGHTFULLY pardoned him after Republicans turned the ordeal into political blood sport.

lawlessness all around in this country

Mitchell Robinson is so important for this #Knicks team. #nba

When I was in school, the less bright kids kept their hands down when the teacher asked a question and did their best to not draw attention in class. We could use more of that spirit on social media.

When you're at a Japanese steakhouse and the Hibachi chef throws you a piece of shrimp

Trump on his reason for voter ID: “When you go to buy groceries, you need an ID. When you buy gasoline, you need an ID.” Trump is telling you he’s never bought groceries or gasoline without telling you.

Notice that MAGA’s reaction to last night’s brutal losses is NOT “hey let’s try to win the will of the voters with good policy.” It’s, let’s end the filibuster, let’s end mail-in voting, all ideas for winning without really CONVINCING anyone to vote for them

After how beautifully blue everything turned last night, you know Orange Shitler is going to come after free and fair elections harder than ever.

BLUE MANDATE

Josh Giddey is playing at an All #NBA level.

Couple of things: 1. Do you remember how even the left-wing media excoriated Biden for pardoning his son? It pales in comparison to what Trump has done. 2. If Biden had claimed he had no idea of the person who he just pardoned, there would be non-stop dementia cover-up stories.

"A new study finds that Musk’s partisan activities slashed Tesla sales to Democrats, but didn’t get offset by higher sales to Republicans." The word of the day is "schadenfreude." www.latimes.com/business/sto...

The Cuomo voters who move from New York to Florida after the election will raise the IQ of both states.

How Young Republicans think they look vs how they actually look

Hey, don't look now, but the #ChicagoBulls are 5-0. #NBASky

"I am a mouse in a grassbole crouching. But I can hear come whicket and swish the clocklike blade of the cradle." -- Cormac McCarthy

One of those Simpsons jokes that definitely flew over the top of my head as a kid but one that I can really appreciate as an adult.

You ever forget to take your phone going to the bathroom so you start noticing shit? Why did they use 4 different fonts????

Randomly thinking about how wholesome Jon & Kate Plus 8 was pre-divorce.

Betting scandal? In the #NBA? You don't say...

3.5/5.0 ⭐ This novel was kinda heavy as it explored themes of loneliness, isolation, suicide, and grief. Maybe I would've enjoyed it more in my angsty teenage years seeing as how the narrator Toru is basically a Japanese Holden Caulfield. I enjoyed it overall though. #booksky 📚

out current reality in two movie stills

This #Knicks team is fun.

Luke Skywalker liked my skeet. This moment is up there with: - Shaq replying to me on Twitter circa 2010 - Giada DeLaurentiis replying to me on Twitter multiple times - Mark Cuban liking my custom Bsky feed. Yes, yes. I get it. I'm a loser. But lemme have my moment.

Trump has completely eroded away common human decency. He's emboldened the worst people in the country to show exactly who they are because they know that like him, they'll face no repercussions for their evil. I hope the pendulum swings back so hard that they lose everything.

High Treason. Every single Republican politician, every single person in the administration. All of them will need to be tried for the crime of High Treason. "But, I got a presidential pardon." Shut the fuck up, bitch.

The MAGA worldview in a nutshell.