Buckle up buckaroos!

Kinda sad she’s coming down I felt like we bonded lol. Trim jail today for me 🫠

Yesterday is history, tomorrow a mystery but today is a gift 🎁 that is why it’s called the present.

Lots of distractions going on.

Alright finally out of the sleep zone!

Lather me up!

Happy Croptober! Time to get some Pumpkin spice bong water

Feels relevant to the news lately. Wiggum called it

Survived the frost warning‼️ 🥶

JD Vance’s drag name is Ashley Furniture

Remember

"Pascifism is so naive and dangerous." War is Peace.

Imagine going to West Point, one of the most elite and top institutions in the world, spending your life climbing the ladder and ranks in the military, to have a coked up alcoholic who only served in the reserves lecture you about the “warrior mindset” This is America folks.

Lol. Credit to @twonks.bsky.social

Cannabis is Medicine!

If Marjorie Taylor Greene gets us the Epstein files, I hope she gets an upgraded room in hell.

Almost Croptober!

Hegseth pretending to be a warrior is pathetic. I'm sure all the senior officers who have been in for 30+ years and deployed 5+ times will appreciate being told how to "be a warrior" from a drunken Fox News host who got his job cause he sucked off a 79 year old wannabe dictator the hardest

Nearly all the world's Botox and Viagra is produced in Ireland, America is going to get saggy

A tree falls the way it leans. Be careful which way you lean.

The only reason we are hearing so much about Charlie Kirk is because the Christian nationalists see his death as an opportunity to gain ground.

My spirit animal

Getting stinky!

What if T rexes were the size of chickens and the the earth grew.

My nomination

Don’t forget to cup the balls ABC executives

"You can't do much for people who are dumb. People like to be dumb because it is easy, but make it hard for them. Argue with them." Best quote from letter "Last words of the first Czechoslovakian president"

History repeats itself

America finally entered the era of thought crimes. Only took less than 9 months. Insane. The most vocal people about “freedom” were also the most willing to give up their freedoms without a fight

Weed in the wind 💨

This study is trying to make correlation causation but it still have truth in it. Cannabis can cause the munchies. Munch as healthy as you can and drink water!

Why is baked pronounced baked but naked is pronounced naked? 🤔 #stonerthoughts

Your pee has a colour meter to track hydration. That’s some genius game design

If smoking weed has taught me anything it's that I really enjoy smoking weed

A lot of people are saying Donald J Trump organized this Charlie Kirk killing to avoid the Epstein drama…

Flag at half mast for a political commenter..Highly disrespectful for Charlie Kirk tbh He made it clear time and time again that he doesn't want shooting to be politicized and that we shouldn't let our empathy cloud our judgement his death should be ignored, this is what he would've wanted

What is bologna if not hotdogs for people who like pancakes? #stonedthoughts

Trump could literally rape a child on live television and some people would be of the mindset that "you're just jealous that that isn't your child!".

Cannabinoids are not poisons like alcohol, caffeine, nicotine, opiates etc Our Bodies make cannabinoids (endocannabinoids) and use phytocannabinoids to help regulate body processes. Which is why it stays in your system for weeks. Cannabis is a medicine, not a drug.

She a tree 🌲

Karen Ballsnatcher

Fountain of youth has some stinky plants 😎

My last plant. Another green crack but outdoors. If she doesn’t mold I’m gonna make a ton of bubble hash from it

Which is correct??

Trimmers Treat 👽 Pressed out the dry sift from trimming and this rosin is amazing. I pray I don’t go through it all today it tastes like heaven!

Trim jail. Gonna be a long day

Trimmed up a few grams of green crack to test humidity. Smelling and looking fantastic!