“They’re both old” is doing a lot of heavy lifting when only one guy is bragging about passing 3 cognitive tests in a month.

“I don’t know the specifics” but somehow the conclusion is locked in.

If Jesus preached today, he’d get labeled a progressive and be ignored.

Our government are still sifting through boxes of paper like it's 1950...

“I understand tariffs” followed by not understanding tariffs.

It’s like curing cancer by killing the patient and asking for credit.

“Foreign influence is bad” but apparently $400M jets are fine.

The confidence was doing all the work there lmao

Behold the ultimate test of bad faith debating... and he failed it.

I don't think I've ever debated someone who squirmed so hard (maybe Konstantin)

“line goes up, therefore my president is good.”

Some people can't be taken seriously...

I'm convinced he bought that bar certificate from a pawn shop lmao

This might be the most unpopular war in decades and the pitch is still basically “trust us.”

Everyone wants a disavowal until it’s Trump’s turn to say it

Calling for intellectual debate from inside a curated echo chamber is wild

Apparently moral philosophy is just ranking IQ scores now

The easiest way to defend “no new wars” is to just pretend none of the wars count

It’s a strange emergency where the people screaming the loudest also block the solution

Watch me make Sarah Palin squirm (:

I wonder if she'd say the same things today (she probably would)

The MAGA mindset: If Trump succeeds it’s genius, if he fails it’s sabotage.

Humans don’t stop doing tribalism when everyone looks the same, they just zoom in harder.

Looks like MAGA found their 2028 candidate!

Somehow the party of freedom wants politicians to decide what happens in the doctor’s office.

Apparently “I’ve read every philosophical treatise” means you once skimmed something in college.

The real question after this administration is whether anyone is going to pretend this was normal.

Saying things with a big enough smile doesn't make you any less incorrect

I’m sorry the pharmacist didn’t hand you a meal plan and a yoga mat with your prescription.

If college degrees are dying, someone forgot to tell the job market.

The entire country could get shut down under Trump and MAGA will still somehow blame Biden??

The pro-life argument always collapses into “but look at it though.”

Can't afford healthcare? He'll look you in the face and tell you that you should die.

"That's condescending". Yes... yes it is.

If God is truly omniscient, he must know...

It took him 10 seconds of hard thinking to come up with that...

I found something scary...

He didn't even read the statistics he was citing...

Conservatives wage a whole culture war just to agree with the treatment in the first place, lol

Apparently Kamala Harris is the dumb one while Trump is out here celebrating that he passed three cognitive tests in a month.

Turns out the “RAF banned white men” story becomes a lot less exciting once you read past the headline.

Lie → win power → fail → repeat... it's the same playbook every time.

Immigration problem, or propaganda problem?

He couldn't have tried any harder to weasel out of this one...

Who else has smoked Piers in his own studio?

He only stopped the debate because my opponent was getting spanked

Now that DEI is gone, what will mediocre white people blame for their inadequacies?

Immigration makes America stronger... it's simple.

Maybe we should've tried deporting the virus instead

You don’t live in the stock market, buddy.