CASTLEVANIA II: SIMON'S QUEST KONAMI 1987 NES

the very idea of gavin newsom in 2028 is preposterous. he's a throwback to the time where you could put a haircut in a suit and have him mouth platitudes while the status quo grinds on. we're so far past that. we got pedophile nazis now. lol that you want to reanimate dan quayle

The only real “moon economy” that can save us is a revamping of the spirit wolf moon shirt industry

If Western media was honest

KIRBY'S DREAM LAND 2 HAL LABORATORY 1995 SUPER GAME BOY

Flawless, 10/10 ending

People on Reddit are getting Amazon to refund their Ring products because of their partnership with Flock and that creepy Super Bowl ad www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurve...

With the news of Eddie Bauer filing for bankruptcy, please keep Walker Hayes in your thoughts and prayers.

I think the larger takeaway (and this site won't like me for saying this) is that liberalism (neoliberalism) completely failed in preventing what was obvious to most, despite precedent from the 1930s. Yet many simply want to restore the neoliberal status quo, than address the root causes.

wouldst thou like to live deliciously

no eres mis casa bonita no eres mis esposa bonita

Wait, Claude's slogan is "Keep thinking"? Seriously?

me when the fedex guy doesn't read my delivery instructions to call or text me when attempting delivery of a package that requires a signature and instead just slaps the "we missed you :(((" note on the side door of my apartment building

Once again, if your bsky experience sucks it is entirely a skill issue on your part when you could be experiencing this sort of content instead of rage bait quote tweets from the hellsite.

If you buy a lot on bandcamp but do not turn off marketing emails from artists and labels your inbox is the most insane wall of email on Bandcamp Fridays.

It's Bandcamp Friday folks. 100% of what you spend on Bandcamp today goes to the artists, which is exponentially more than what they get from 1000s of streams + none of it is going to shithead tech bro CEOs that are cozying up to fascists daily.bandcamp.com/features/ban...

mm3-6 sound effects vs mm1-2 sound effects

beetlejuice, screenshot, nes (1991) www.vgmuseum.com/end/nes/b/be...

There were reports that the startled wrestler was subsequently distracted by a cowboy, "choked out" while hanging from the ring and then violently dropped on the top of his head

Vibe coding is working as expected: it'll kill the open-source, secure, and ideologically maintained alternatives to make sure you have to pay the oligarchs to do anything at all, and they can control what you're allowed to make. www.404media.co/vibe-coding-...

thank you gmail

JUSTIFIED “FUCK ICE” CHANTS #AEWDynamite

Heh heh heh

when ur banning dril this is who you're banning

"rich dipshit owner doesn't understand the industry he's bought into and clumsily destroys what made it good" feels less like a narrative unique to the washington post and more like the music that's been playing in the background of all our lives for at least 40 years

an entire agency of guys built like bobby hill in unwashed jeans and tactical gear who think they’re call of duty man. press f to wipe chef boyardee on shirt

We're sorry to bother you at a time like this, Mrs Twice. We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then. #PoliceSquad

Josh Shapiro is a disgusting worm. Krasner’s opinion here should be the message of every elected democrat in the U.S.

im building machines that i keep saying will both throw you out of work and allow masked special police forces in service to a lunatic i bought and paid for to recognize your face and check if i agree with your beliefs. im part of a pedophile ring that put this into motion. why are you rude to me

I wonder how he's handling all this

Xfinity has just released its Star Wars-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Yoda.

2008: Epstein is convicted of procuring a minor for prostitution 2018: Despite that conviction, [files indicate] he was invited by Rowling’s team - along with a guest of his choosing - to the Broadway opening of Harry Potter and the private after-party Protecting women and children, is it?

Incrementalists take it on the chin again. This is why they hate Mamdani. He's giving up the game that people in power HAVE POWER and don't solely exist to beg you for $5 every day. He's ruining the Democratic Party by showing voters that they have the power to do stuff instead of crouching in fear

Now you too can play a slowed down version of a game from 20 years ago with no actual level design or enemies and all it costs is a complete collapse of the world economy, biosphere, education system, and multiple entire creative industries.

This is how pieces of the Aggro Crag (aka the radical rock) were made

Josh Shapiro can go fuck himself. So goddamn tired of this self-absorbed empty suit.

Very angry because someone in a large discord server I'm on posted a tweet saying Erika Kirk was the 30th entrant in the womens royal rumble and I fully believed it for a few minutes because that would be 1000% on brand for both her and the wwe.

FESTER'S QUEST SUNSOFT 1989 NES

Just saw the remote that's being packed in the latest model year LG OLED TVs and man, why even include a remote? Also fuck me for using an OTA HD antenna I guess. The thing that really pisses me off though is there's a fucking AI BUTTON. I almost want to buy an older TV just out of pure spite.

bad enough there's a literal pedo cabal running the world but they all type like a dog licking peanut butter off a keyboard

For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again

Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles’

More evidence that money makes you stupid

Me every morning in this fucking country

grab a few small beers and get after those beavers