The perfect fast food place to represent America. A shell of its former self, half of the ones in your city shut down due to mismanagement, and no one knows anyone happy to go there

this is making no revenue so maybe we can share some of that revenue with conglomerates who want to see their IP depicted curb stomping a guy in a sombrero?

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You can tell bluesky is a Democrat platform because much like the DNC its leadership is trying as hard as possible to cater to people that hate them and will never come here unless it's to try to stir shit up for content/grifting purposes.

I feel like Joseph Heller had their number back in the 60's in Catch-22 and I still think of this quote whenever I hear farm owners complaining about socialism or benefits or taxes. It was a short little aside but it stuck with me for like 25 years.

Goochland Restaurant Goochland, VA

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Lady Chatterley's Glover

If you want some solace, and this may be copium, it does appear this shit bombed.

You know for a long time I've complained about how every actual storefront/restaurant that closes in this neighborhood turns into a vape shop but honestly I'd prefer that over this.

you probably need to be of a certain vintage to understand the absolute hilarity of ken starr being in the epstein files

What a good movie that was. I wonder if they ever made a sequel.

I'd buy that for a dollar.

"That shit must've been laced with Tylenol, because I'm struggling to understand the social cue of giving a single fuck."

surf theater, angle 1, boardwalk, ocean city, new jersey, 1978

I think if you're walking straight into body shots like this from fucking GWAR of all bands, you probably should just give up on whatever it was you were trying to do in the first place.

I take off my second set of gloves to reveal a third set of gloves. All the liberals groan at my shit

Remember the Titans (2000)

boardwalk nut hut store, wildwood, new jersey, 1978

THEY DEFORMED ME, COOP. REDUCED ME DOWN TO ONLY MY MOST RECOGNIZABLE CHARACTERISTICS. I’M A CUTESY SHELL OF MY FORMER SELF. THE BOYS AT QUANTICO ARE CALLING ME A “CHEE-BEE.” I’M SEVEN CENTIMETERS TALL, COOP. 150 GRAMS OF VINYL PLASTIC.

This is the stupidest I think it has ever felt to just be going to work every day

Every time Jay Leno shows up to give his thoughts on literally anything

I have Goosebumps episodes on my iPad while I work and there's this episode where this girl has to sell VERY desirable lemonade to parched people with the caveat she can't raise the price, but she raises it anyway and for punishment she's transformed into a "greedy little pig". More like R.L. Sickle

"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023 www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...

Funniest possible person to say nothing bad happened when he was a kid as a result of everyone having guns

'Flow' cost $4M. 'Hundreds of Beavers' was shot in 12 weeks and cost $150,000. Artists rethink what movies are, techbros rethink how to shaft the people who make them. www.theverge.com/news/773584/...

"Manosphere"... you mean this thing?

Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr

Bitches, leave.

The Gorilla Channel was real.

Boner.

I’ve never been more insulted in my life

Connery was the worst Bond by a wide margin.

America's turn toward anti-intellectualism following the election of George W Bush means that our own local rednecks are no longer interested in or capable of this type of scientific research

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putting aside the trans rights issues specifically (lol), I think part of what has me so frustrated with the Newsom thing is that Pritzker, Walz, and Zohran are putting on clinics for a popular, progressive politics and we’re wasting time talking about this used car salesman ass goblin.

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"everyone will see how criminal and corrupt these people are so we don't have to make that argument ourselves" is one of the most singularly wrong pieces of conventional political wisdom in Dem circles and yet it will not die