This is it. The final limprint article. *Never* ask me for anything more ever again, you ain't getting more. So this is Thread #1 on the matter: summing this up.

“He was a dictator” fat nazis in plate carriers abduct your neighbors from the parking lot of target and send them to gulags.

Carolina is getting the Bryce Young Special tonight-- plays like absolute ass for the first three quarters then late in the 4th quarter has one excellent drive that fools everyone into wondering if Bryce is a franchise QB or not.

random thought ive had for weeks: a version of “Virtua Cop” where Buffalo Springfield gently warns you when bad guys appear

Democrat leaders on this platform want you to believe they are the party of resistance while supporting genocide, rubber stamping Trump's nominees, folding on trans rights, using far-right rhetoric about migrants, working with mass surveillance companies, getting mad they weren't in on a coup.

Watched Marty Supreme this morning. Reading reactions here and there's a lot of people complaining that Chalamet's character never faces consequences for any of his actions. And like. What movie did you fucking watch, because it wasn't Marty Supreme.

All opposition to war has been dismissed for decades as being appeasement and Munich. Well, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you…appeasement and Munich

Good morning from Canada, a country whose border Trump has called an “imaginary” “artificial line” established by an illegitimate treaty. I’d like to be spared your nuanced “Were Trump voter’s racist with fascist inclinations or just low information voters with fascist inclinations?” debate today.

"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.

The Epstein Files are being used in the same way the US military used UFO sightings to provide cover for prototype jet test flights.

Remember that there are people who profit from you feeling doomed. So please, take a breath, and cool down. You cannot organise, support, or protect your community if you’re running on solely fear and panic. Steady yourself, share good resources, and remember a clear head is the way to move.

"Maduro was bad, but" shut the fuck up, you people will never learn.

No one is going to save us but ourselves.

they successfully destroyed the organizing locations online

Lufia II is an outstanding example of what is my favorite JRPG genre: Arrive in town; find out what that town's deal is, buy all the stuff in that town, solve that town's problem, move on to next town. Linearity: It's not so bad!

I dunno I think Kiryu was right to beat up all those diaper dudes; they were clearly being too forward

I've seen weirdos -weirdos my age- claim that it is IMPERITIVE people learn cursive and its regressive otherwise and you lose out on a generation of archival texts and like my brother your archived letters to susie from down the street look like this

People like to get upset at the idea of kids not learning cursive and I can't say I can recall a time in my life where I've been at a disadvantage because I cannot write cursive. Reading cursive is always going to be useful but I think kids learn that alongside learning how to read normal text?

this website gets a lot easier to use when you remind yourself people are just throwing half thought-thoughts into the ether and seeing what comes back. it’s rly not always that serious.

my dad tried selling a dishwasher online and all he posted are pics of the top of his head, in the meantime nana thinks brad pitt called her personally because he's been kidnapped and the only currency the kidnappers will accept are target gift cards

call me crazy but it really feels like “World’s Richest Man Creates AI Chatbot That Generates Child Porn” would’ve been a huge international outrage requiring a governmental crackdown not even 24 months ago

Ray Tracing Mania finally broke in early 2033 when people finally admitted no one can tell the difference and they're all just playing slay the spire anyway

I think it's fine to admit that the term 'Retro' has grown far too large to be useful and that there's a fundamental difference between people who genuinely enjoy exploring old games regardless of time frame and people who just want to play NES games and don't want to be bothered with Parasite Eve.

If we're going to keep doing this we've already lost. (h/t to @mikelemieux.com for finding this still and pointing it out on a forum we both frequent)

Maybe LRG will be run like a real business soon instead of a grifting hobbyist's piggy bank.

"I may as well pick one I enjoy looking at" which is exactly how I wound up as a Chun-Li main

Woke up at 5:30; only just now checked outside to see that a half inch of show fell sometime overnight. An event absolutely not even worth commenting upon to the yankee brain but would have absolutely crippled Hickory, NC

It is now the first day of 2026. All videogames prior to this moment are considered "retro". Please adjust your podcasts accordingly.

Don’t put the official logo of the thing on your fanart, ESPECIALLY don’t put it on your fanmerch, don’t tell normies or especially the creators/actors about deeply cringe fandom garbo, and don’t lift entire passages of something for your chatbot or fanfic. We used to be a society!! We had rules!

Resisting him almost always works, trying to bargain with him never ever works

EVERYONE SHUT UP AND TELL BURT HOW GOOD THEY ARE

Okay okay I'll play Stray Children already gosh

I can now post this! Here's what I drew for this zine! #segaxcapcomzine #megaman #sonicthehedgehog

Let’s see, 2025, minus 1975AH SHIT AH FUCK

A dedicated TATE screen setup would fix me; I just know it

On the auteur theory/solo dev thing, I think a problem is a lot of this anti-autuer stuff comes from movies where... like you CAN make a movie by yourself as a gimmick, but like the vast majority of movies require some form of crew. ... The vast majority of games are like 1-3 people.

Here is the 15th and final chapter in this series on the life and career of Rieko Kodama. vgdensetsu.net/riekokodama15 Dispo en VF vgdensetsu.net/riekokodamav...

every time i hear "baby got back" i am forced to think about how we as a nation really did have a long era where it was truly considered terrible to have a round fat ass

The Evangelical mission in America wants to keep women tied to the home again, they want families to be big again, they want parents trapped and poor and desperate again and they want us 100% reliant upon the church for protection and community again.

Switched to a new hand soap and the scent is distracting as hell and I can't wait to run out of this stuff

Lufia II is funny because some of of the puzzles and traps are among the most clever, tricky things you'll ever come across, the sort of puzzle that you sit and overthink for like 20 minutes and the rest are like, "I dunno walk over this switch. I guess."

If state sponsored transphobia is a part and function of liberal democracy then I will not vote for or have any part of it.

Playing through Lufia 2 on Analogue Pocket as it’s one of the more glaring holes in my JRPG history and while I’m enjoying it very much and it’s an incredibly charming game it does provide a good argument for remasterIng every single JRPG made without a quick sav.

COMBINE HARVESTER ACCIDENT What the hell, man! What the hell!!!!

*easily passes the Kobayashi Maru*

Ever spend days trying to find some info? Then finally you explain your days of research to the internet hoping for an expert to hop on and help --- only for some yokel to do the very first search you did and post that like it's in any way useful? AI has turned every internet interaction to that.

I too possess the powers to remote-view any moment in the past; it’s called READING A FUCKING BOOK

Me when someone tries to hand me one of those bullshit hitbox controllers