A lot of you need to learn the difference between "I'm not interested in this story" and "no human being could possibly want to create or read/watch this story and its existence is a personal insult against me."

is nintendo just throwing darts

Feel like I'm having a different experience with New Horizons in 2026 after playing games it inspired for years. I bounced off the lack of explicit goals, but now I find their absence refreshing. The little undirected surprises like how there's new scenes with Wardell long after the HHP credits.

meanwhile vesta just wanted a fireplace i gave her two

Monique's european (?) get away really got away from me

meanwhile, at the hotel

i smiled (& then customzied it to gold) @bravemule.bsky.social

some people might say rice and donuts shouldnt' be eaten in short succession to which i say hungy and cold

still one of my favorite tweets

NO

"i 'll extend my walk and get seom donuts as a treat : )" THE INSIDIOUS WINTER WINDS:

love seeing that janky programming is for everyone youtu.be/56QOSr04sHE?...

Surely the bus is going to turn around

i feel like the viral bus thread resonates because at every step of the way you're like "ok surely this will be resolved shortly, any second now," which seems like what all the passengers are also thinking. then the fact that the situation doesn't resolve and the bus just keeps going is an Allegory

can't stop thinking about how any bus driver can just kidnap a fuckton of people and the only reason it doesn't happen all the time is because what the fuck do you want to do with a busload of people

And here's my HHP rooms from tonight. Sports day and buffet for heroes.

Got my first lost tourist, made her a...halloween VIP room. In January. As you do.

moral arc error reddit reviews

no i i dont thin its any of those actually

ok the last two in that order are SO fuckin funny

also if you store that stuff in less than ideal conditions it literally starts breaking itself down, chemically, into acetic acid. It's called "vinegar syndrome" because you open a can of old film and immediately get blasted with a vinegar smell

per the story, the “Abolish ICE is bad” dude is also a “former Department of Homeland Security and Customs and Border Protection official”

the age of imprisonment speedrun is ran in a different language so isntead of king gleeok its

americans, please: do not take the bait by resisting ICE yourselves. just give the democrats $20. they will give it to ICE so they can train more guys

An underrated part of The Art of Manga exhibit is when they had to try and explain each part of jjba in a short sentence while retaining a museum's register

Tonight's happy homes: Gladys traditional japanese garden and Rasher's....secret hide away. For him and the boys. Don't worry about it.

The absolute accuracy of this.

Day 800! 800...can you believe it?

All done! Until...DLC? I feel like there kind of has to be DLC. Like. Where is Sonia? There's that slot on the UI... I feel like the speed with which some of the higher end enemies moved was kind of impossible to react to. I should look into some Forbidden runs, see what the sickos are up to.

the 100% reward (base game, i still have a couple of the final update missions left) in AoI is pretty rad

I went on Substack to suggest to Simon Rosenberg that there might be some valid reasons for Minneapolis activists to be suspicious of Dem party fundraising. Ooof.

and I had Mineru move in, which meant I get to do through the Eternally Awkward move out justification.

Since I finished the 8 rooms, now I get to do VIP rooms. I made a spa room for Olivia. VIP rooms are very goofy, you make a room that exists only for a day, for a tourist already in the hotel (or an amiibo)

secondary to the terrible content, gavin could be using his celebrity and influence to promote and elevate left wing media voices who are desperate for any kind of boost in visibility but instead hes doing whatever the fuck this is

This account was dangerous enough on the other website but it's lethal here in the land of Joke Understanders

I need 12 boss bokoblin trophies that's too many! why!!

This is the kind of shit that would make you completely outside the bounds of any ancient society, the gods bestow generational curses for violating hospitality

My happy home paradise stuff tonight. Zoe wanted a "cute tropical chatlet" and Queenie wanted a black/white courtyard. But they got rid of all the chess items so I had to get...creative. Don't worry about the bear. It's fine.

Day 799! Weights went smoothly, so I'm excited to up them next cycle.

"Frozen" room, with a heated hearth area and some hot food you can barely see "Elegant" room, for all your posh friends.

The poor have been systematically starved, social safety nets erased, rents/prices have skyrocketed, & jobs are gone since the pandemic. It’s absolutely no excuse, but this is how a huge pool of desperate morons was created for recruitment.

you, yes you, should look up lion cubs and maybe feel something

Meanwhile, compliments of the actual writer who brought you Sinners;

Saw a lot of headlines saying "wikipedia is embracing ai" being tossed around tabloids, and I'm pretty sure they were maliciously written to make you feel a certain way about Wikipedia. What's actually happening is that wikipedia is demanding payment for data scraping and the corpos don't like that.

The gadgets guy is just named Q or some shit instead of being named Professor Testicles O’Rimmington