cinicross past difficulty level 8 is two modes based on "did you get time mitigation in the first 2 floors" If No: you don't get to floor 3 (of 9-13) If Yes:

the walk tonight was pretty nice well, afternoon. it's that spot of "it's not raining, but it's still kinda overcast, but it's still kinda sunny" that feels nice.

remember remember the 30th of april 📅 #mgs

*writes 700 words about the new Super Mario Galaxy epilogue, ends it with "Ultimately, we have no idea what it could mean and have no choice but to take it at face value."*

love chort, all my homies adore chort

What a STUNNING quote: “I just think the American market is ahead of us [and] the same thing is going to happen here....it just will take a bit longer and it will be a bit harder because more people will be saying, ‘hang on a minute, we don’t want to be burning greenhouse gasses"

watching a certain Saudi game investment company cancel all their meetings 48 hours before GDC was an incredibly telling indicator that US markets have not caught up to it

Honestly I think that sometimes millennials themselves forget *how* everyone, the country as a whole, lost their minds.

it is my earnest desire that we end up with Dragon Quest XI Echoes of an Elusive Age S -Definitive Edition- Nintendo Switch 2 Edition

genuine shock at the number of people who are 'just following orders'-ing voluntarily standing next to a man who weeks ago wanted to murder 90 million people. simply choose not to go. lie about diarrhea. quit fantastically. so many options.

Once again, I cannot stress enough, do not write stories about what customer service representatives say over chat logs.

Millions of 18-year-olds are signing up every year for a lifetime of debt so that ChatGPT can get a college education.

lol the guy who drew this with his brother (who's now of course a grown-ass adult in his twenties) has worked at the Daily Wire and Babylon Bee and wrote for the Netflix VeggieTales that was made by the Earthworm Jim asshole, he's like a one-man conspiracy theory corkboard of bad connections

Dying art form.

PRE-RELEASE GTA 6 COVERAGE: The entire global economy rests on this revolutionary piece of art POST RELEASE GTA 6 COVERAGE: Here's where you can find the most early-game Orbs

Reading this in the voice of the Direct announcer

Me: I voted for Donald Trump because I had him confused with that other guy. Donald Duck. NYT reporter: Are you sure you want me to print that next to your real name and a drawing of you? Me: Yes.

Day 880!

people are so fucking stupid i could just scream

It’s basically how I draw them hahaha

This is a great video on the topic on how to spot those, and the dodgy mindset of the people making them youtu.be/D1-7DPkNAh0

so i finally got to floor 15, which is what the achievement is. I started just spamming mistakes to deal damage to myself to deal MORE damage to the boss and it still took 42 minutes to beat. I called it uits here since i got the cheevo. It maxed out the peasant's level lmao

this is like a caricature of the small ball, no conviction, triangulating nonsense that many people associate with democrats

Day 879! I upped my upright row + row reps to 4x15; all caught up there! I had a hell of a time finishing various sets tonight. My biceps : (

the game on its hands and knees begging me to just stop playing you're meant to lose and gain exp and power up your classes and move to other classes meanwhile

i don't think i'm playing this game in the way it figured

not doing the where are you mentally meme because you all know where i am and with exactly which image

all you need to know is that palpatine is completely in charge of both sides. this raises a lot of questions that are never satisfactorily answered

FUCK

in 2024 mr trump was swept back into office by an angry public who was fed up with not having a ballroom... and he will not stop until he delivers for the american people

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2/2

Digging through #RadiantDawn supports. For some reason royals are much more likely to be adressed with unique supports. An odd choice, but it does give us some fun unique lines between people who otherwise wouldn't talk to one other. 1/2 #FireEmblem #art #Tellius

Like I realized that's what was missing when I got Tressa. Without the "Hire" mechanic, she's an awful character, absolutely no reason to stick her on my team. Characters are only a list of skills now, that's it.

Octopath 1 and 2 don't have the most amazing writing in the world, but compared to this they were high literature. And it's like... all just worse versions of stories from Octopath 1. There's an evil playwright... who kills people! There's an evil rich lady... who kills servants!!

Why Was I Invited To An Island Off The Coast of Costa Rica By A Genetics Company? (With apologies to Dan Olson)

once again the funniest thing about how dang white zelda is, is that she is whiter than literally every single other character in the game including not just other white skinned character but also, notably, The King Of Hyrule whom she descends from

Ancient Hyrulian magic that removes a tan

Day 878!

I choose to believe this is how most 90s arcade race tracks were initially conceived #gaming #retrogaming #arcade

the tangible claustrophobic nature of Sonic Adventure 2's sound design

Remember how less than three weeks ago the president threatened to kill an entire civilization

there's lots of changes but one of the major differences between the new internet and the old internet is that on the old internet when someone linked to an article that generally meant you would actually be able to read it

That US journalists are shaming anyone online for not being sufficiently somber about the nerd prom while they’ve been silent about the actual assassination of hundreds of journalists is a bigger disgrace than the WHCD itself

The press everybody…

Israel alone killed over 75 journalists in 2025, something many of the people I'm currently reading breathless posts from have still said nothing about.