I love CoCo Ichibanya so much that I captured their mascot to take home with me

upside down purring and staring... what could it mean

SAMUS GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!

You do not have to legitimize some bullshit civility rule when we live in a world where the powerful treat 99.99999% of human life as disposable. in minecraft in minecraft

the US 'department of war' (cringe), the actual literal murderers who have been actually literally murdering actual literal people on the Caribbean Sea for months, have an account on this website and you're on people's ass for saying shit about Charlie Kirk? Suck my dick, honestly.

A message from the Paralives team:

we wanted to make samus’s experience as a capable woman more realistic, so we gave her an annoying man who thinks that he’s funny and constantly telling her what to do

Animate Wall is one I was always fond of. You can see them trying to preempt some little shitheel insisting that his wall being able to attack means it gains an extra power or something.

Sometimes you just needs 10 straight hours of Phendrana Drifts music, okay.

Metroid Prime 4: Beyond looks, runs, and feels fantastic, sticking close to the Prime blueprint. But, my time with it was dragged down by an annoying sidekick bombarding Samus with unwanted hints, quippy jokes, and cries for help. Meet Myles MacKenzie in my preview, on @ign.com.

DO NOT TALK TO SAMUS WHILE SHE IS WORKING

this shit sounds like 2010 Nintendo, not... 2025, fuck me I'm sure it'll be pretty good still! but woof

these bozos two seconds after saying "I can't wait to see my family again"

whos that guy, its weird that they took a screenshot from a clearly not metroid game for their metroid article, ah well

they gleefully announce the llm solves a difficult problem and then you find out...they use it to respond to an email, format some python, arrange two meetings in an 8 hour period. we are going to let these people burn the planet because we are too nice to tell them they sound stupid.

Favorite new reaction image

Kurt Vonnegut would have despised the current AI shit so much and would have dunked on people who use it *so* hard 💜 (shut up, go read Player Piano)

EVERY OTHER BUSINESS: yeah they come to the store to buy a video game but maybe they get a funko pop and maybe a can of coke from the fridge THIS PLACE: our biggest financial threat is that matter cannot exist in the same space and it limits the amount of customers in the store

Hold up. The Nintendo store might be cooking with this one

Playing SaGa Frontier 2 and it's very charming and I desperately want to *like* this game but every single moment I'm challenged by why the developers decided to do ANYTHING the way that they did.

At the

sure, fine, good morning - what's a guy gotta do to get some coffee around here?

やっぱりパロりたくなってしまったポッキーの日（大遅刻） ⚠️CMパロ⚠️

I just had to do this trend with Nina 👠😍 (PS there's a bonus piece over on patreon)

Quick yagami doodle before bed #MelArt

They like to sleep on my chair <3

Sid

almost time for the animal crossing: new horizon 5pm music!!!!

what are we doing here?

the vet wrote in one of our ferrets’ charts “patient was wiggly” and I keep thinking about how cute that is

No.

wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"

cow shirt!

We call this the Triple Click Bump™

Speaking as a section editor of the New York Times, I find it extremely exasperating when people expect things from us

my favorite kind of cheese

Me: So pumpkin spice is just… Barista: Sawdust. Ordinary sawdust. The power of imagination made your latte autumnal

Check out the game we've been working on 👀

Supervisor caught sleeping on the job

I got shared a French Golduck. Love the name.

I heard I can @pitchyagame.bsky.social still so here I am #pitchyagame ! ~ Streets of Fortuna is a megasim sandbox RPG. Survive if you can in a Constantinople-inspired city - start as a street rat, then live your life? From the publisher of Dwarf Fortress: store.steampowered.com/app/2946850/...

Every now and then I see a screenshot on tumblr that has Skinny Battler and I'm just like "who the fuck is that"

one thing we need to do as a society is treat all fraud or theft over $100 million or so as a potential capital crime, with the possibility of execution for offenders.

they're announcing that all the Rabbids died in a plane crash. very sad

Typhoon carefully inspecting Sneaks to make sure he doesn't have delicious milk for her

Yes, this could imply an acquisition of sorts. Could also imply some accounting / financial issue. Just remember to freak the fuck out for the next few days and speculate as much as possible until they announce something.

Selfies labeled with "This is pre-alpha footage"