you can’t even get drunk on a Friday night and wake up late on a Saturday without finding out the US bombed Iran while you were sleeping.

Because...

Well THIS didn’t age well

The ‘Board of Peace’ started World War 3 so fast.

It's so painfully obvious everyone with a brain told him, "You can't go in without a plan. What happens next?" and he told them it was their problem and not his.

> @covie93.bsky.social

did a quadruple take

Earnest US political accounts encounter the OG Bluesky shitposters

Lauren Boebert is asked to find her asshole with a funnel. It does not go well

“exonerated”

Every senator who voted to confirm RFK Jr owns this tragedy. Every single one.

Put up some limited edition Public Enemy SHE GOT GAME shirts to raise money for these women athletes. shop.flavorflavofficial.com

I need seven more to think. RIP Flea Bodine /judge nothing

🎯🎯

Woke up this morning which is my least favourite way to start the day.

*urinal

I got blacklisted from a bar at one of your shows for barfin up onion rings in a drinking fountain.

War with Iran is almost here. The U.S. has ordered the evacuation of the Israeli embassy. The troops got their good meal and now the shooting is about to start. Could happen tonight. Check back at 3:00 AM PST. The war MAGA promised would never happen, has arrived.

Many of y’all asked how you can support and donate to our female athletes and the celebrations,,, so I created a Go Fund Me. I’m hopeful this can have an impact beyond the weekend and help those that represent the best of the US gofund.me/140322128

There are still plenty of alternative news sources, but the key is abandoning the MAGA-aligned trash, and supporting an independent news media ecosystem. 404media Aljazeera Alternet Axios Daily Beast Daily Kos Huff Post Propublica Raw Story New Republic Salon Slate Vox Broadcast News: ABC MS NOW

I'm begging my fellow politicians, Illinoisans, and Americans to realize that right now, we aren't fighting over policy or political party. We're fighting over whether we're going to be a country rooted in empathy and kindness — or one rooted in cruelty and rage.

I love this so much. I must be a horrible person

I assume all posts are subskeets at me because I’m very self absorbed Even Frog and Toad

Can we all agree this emergency powers election bullshit will finally be the last straw?

Here’s a thought for James Comer. There IS a First Lady who has had a relationship with Jeffrey Epstein. And it’s not Hillary Clinton. It might be worthwhile for Comer to subpoena the First Lady who actually knows Epstein. You know, just to see what she knows.

Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

Susan Rice saw this moment coming. She described it plainly, and she was right. Now, Netflix must decide which side of history it wants to be on. The right choice is obvious. The only question is whether Netflix has the courage to make it. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/susa...

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

is it a toilet, it’s a toilet isn’t it

New Air Force One paint job…

It is notable that Andrew has been arrested for 'misconduct in public office,' which is precisely what the US Supreme Court decided no American president can ever be charged with. - The Economist's Matt Steinglass

. Oh my fucking God he’s literally a toddler in a diaper having a temper tantrum. That’s not even a metaphorical statement. .

CNN: Apparently the breakfast had been going well. Then Trump became enraged. He started ranting about the decision, not only calling it a disgrace, but started attacking the courts at one point saying: these f’ing courts

Someday, Y'all are gonna miss freedom and democracy. And you'll live with the shame of knowing you sacrificed those things to support a racist, bigoted, child-raping pedophile. So wake the fuck up, MAGA. Congress, I'm especially talking to you. You could end this immediately.

Watching other countries actually make their leaders and powerful men face consequences with jealousy.

"Andrew Mountbatten, come on down! You're the next contestant on Fuck Around and Find Out!!"

I predict this is what will end the monarchy , this is historical and it's already been on shaky ground, at the very least I see Charley stepping down alot sooner than expected

2026 basically

Andrew Mountgottem

I just signed an equally valid order making tomorrow “Pantsless Thursday”.

5 so far.

There’s only 1 person in Congress who doesn’t trade stocks, doesn’t take corporate PAC money, and has a public schedule. That’s me. And it should be the standard.

She was rare, like a billionaire that isn't a pedophile.

Trump talks a tough story on Russia sanctions and never in fact ever implements them. More just the opposite.

Just watched the Weiner-mobile pick up someone from the airport

date milfs, eat the kids snacks