Told a young coworker not to mistake ChatGPT for experience or you'll end up like Icarus and caught him asking ChatGPT who is Icarus

This is Eeyore. He led a sheriff's deputy to his grandma after she fell during their walk. We are awarding him the incredibly rare 15/10 (FB: OkaloosaSheriff)

Greta Thunberg has more courage & moral clarity than any world leader I have ever seen. Bar none. Period. That tiny 22 year old is often accused of being annoying, but what she is, is unyielding to moral ambiguity. If it’s wrong, she says so until someone listens. She deserves the Nobel Prize

Awe ahhhh

all dolled up: i put on makeup all Dalí’ed up: i put on makeup without my contacts in

Kevin Ryan @kevryanforillinois.bsky.social

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social

Letting the health care tax credits expire would devastate American families — and we’re making that crystal clear by giving you the data. We’ve built graphics showing how much costs would rise in every GOP district. Let’s start with Mike Johnson (R-LA):

Writing for theonion.com has been a dream of mine for a long time and it finally came true! Two of my jokes are in the latest issue. Still waiting to hear if I 'passed' my trial, but either way I'm thrilled and honored to be published by the best humor site/newspaper on Earth

Marcin Jakubowski @marcin-ose.bsky.social www.opensourceecology.org/marcin-jakub...

Talking heads saying Greta Thunberg being imprisoned, mistreated, handled roughly for no more reason than trying get aid to those in need is just "attention seeking" are themselves attention seeking, but in a very inanimate way that serves no one but themselves. We need LOTS more Gretas.

As a retired US Navy vet, if you are ordered to invade US homes, break their doors, zip-tie kids? - and you do that? YOu should read up on Neuremberg because those are NOT lawful orders, and you should be fucking ashamed of yourselves. Your families shoulid be ashamed of you. Stand the fuck up.

Damn... This was really brave and perfectly executed. The way you guys planted multiple people all around the room and spoke up one at a time overwhelmed their security. This was brilliant. I respect it.💙👏😎

worrying is like worshiping the problem

Tired of fake friends who use a block of cheese on a string as a ruse to get me into my travel carrier

This moment is a construct, a kind of fiction of which you are the author.

like this post if you’re excited about halloween or if you shoved a tiny plastic toy up your nose as a child but it never came out and now you can only breathe with one nostril and you’re too scared to bring it up at this point because what if your body grew around it and it’s in there permanently

This is it #trumpshutdown 🎥: @warnock.senate.gov

Holy fukc 👇🏽🤦🏽‍♀️

Questions that do not touch on how to come out of misery are more like distractions than actual attempts to seek useful knowledge.

We can fund health care and keep the government running, or we can shut everything down to raise prices on people. To me, that’s a pretty easy choice.

Buster Keaton was born 130 years ago today, on October 4, 1895

Who's Daddy's goodest boy? Dis boy waiting for me to suit up for a walk

wow I wonder why my entire body was in the air in the first place

Pro tip: when serenading a young lady you are courting, hire an ugly guy to play the guitar.

My husband was detained by ICE today Juan Muñoz, an American citizen, father of 2, and local government official, was peacefully protesting w. other elected officials. He was assaulted and taken away I have had zero contact or updates since #SOS @duckworth.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov

Have you seen the Tilly Norwood sex tape? It was leaked by her ex-boyfriend, Billy Underwood.

FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF WITH THIS Hospitals are sacred places and ICE has should not be allowed in them

I named my iPad’s backup "dat ass" and now it asks me daily if I want to back dat ass up.

Mother nature.

She said 🖕

And the Neville brothers version - a favorite cuz they homeboys lol . I am so homesick for MY Louisiana- the beautiful one without all the hate and red bs youtu.be/E2r2dXWnpq4?...

Candy pumpkins almost ready for Halloween

A new KFF study reports: 24 million Americans will see their health care premiums under the Affordable Care Act DOUBLE. Further, 15 million people will be thrown off their health care entirely.   Unacceptable. We can’t subject millions of Americans to this unnecessary suffering.

Old school devotional, Jalalluddin Rumi poem converted to qawal www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWHG...

oh no jane goodall :( I loved her so much (if you don't know the backstory on this one, you should look it up. she loved The Far Side and even wrote an intro to one of the collections)

The largest project in the history of humanity is about to enter a key phase: the final assembly of the reactor core, led by an American giant. - Moon and garden share.google/Od9MSCXgnKKa...

VATICAN CITY — Pope Leo XIV weighed in on U.S. politics, saying that Catholic politicians must be judged on the full range of their policy positions and suggesting that the country's treatment of immigrants is "inhuman." By Claire Giangrave and Daniel Burke www.npr.org/2025/10/01/n...

*beckons server to my table* excuse me, but these regards aren’t warm enough

We believe healthcare is a right for every American. But starting today, millions of people will be notified that they are being priced out of their insurance thanks to Republican policies. Enough is enough. The GOP may shut down the government, but we will stand tall for YOU.

Crochet stitches up the Yankees- has anyone said that yet, I can see why not

This Top Brass meeting could have been a Signal chat.

a yawn is just a silent cry for coffee