So Will Stencil ran an effective Intel network that saved people from being kidnapped by the state? All while his haters were too busy posting on Bluesky?

Aside from everything else, it’s fascinating to watch an 80 year old man who has never in his life known the shape of a consequence fuck around and find out as hard as it is possible to fuck around and find out.

I'm a simple man. I believe that there is no god, and that the divine order of the church of rome must be brought to the heathen evangelicals, by force if necessary.

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I watch the Titanic sinking in real time on YouTube a lot.

When I get a new follower:

Bc pop culture is stuck in a loop of rehashing trends from the 70s-80s-90s and when we get to 9/11 when forward momentum stopped we just revert back to the beginning (the 70s)

the strait of hormuz is in a quantum superposition of open and closed that only collapses when you try to take a tanker through yourself and see if you get shot at

“For Iran.”

Electing the landlord pedophile and being surprised he dismantles free trade in favor of rent extraction.

Brutal.

Jesus Christ

The House of Saud already buying centrifuges from eBay right now.

“Watch this liberals” <steps repeatedly on rakes> <runs lawnmower over on own foot> <drives car into neighbor’s pool> “I won!” <walks away>

By accepting Iran's conditions for ending the war, Trump announced that a two-week ceasefire will be established"-IRIB News Agency IRGC-affiliated Tasnim News: "Trump has retreated"

I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine

If the ceasefire falls through after the wave of relief we are seeing ripple through the press and governments, I think that ends up being worse than if there’d never been a proposed ceasefire at all.

Two weeks to remove him. Now.

Trump: “I agree to suspend the bombing and attack of Iran for two weeks”

I won’t believe it until large bets are placed on gambling markets in favor of a ceasefire.

<Vance vacationing 15 times in Rome during the 2028 primary season “because we like the architecture>

Well.

I agree w/ frustration they need to be bolder and say directly he must be removed. But this isn't nothing. It is still unprecedented in American history, the opposition party directly insisting POTUS is literally insane. That's not trivial, this is real escalating constitutional crisis territory.

40 minutes from now.

For your safety, please take the following precautions immediately: ⛔️ Leave the area as soon as possible and refrain from any movement within it. ⛔️ Choose the designated safe routes for exiting.

📍 The land route between Riyadh and Jeddah in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. 📍 King Fahd Causeway between Bahrain and the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. 📍 Sheikh Zayed Causeway in Abu Dhabi.

IRGC: Urgent Security Alert We announce to residents and all those intending to cross the bridges shown in the image within the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, the UAE, and Bahrain, that these areas will be designated as closed military zones starting at 11:00 PM Tehran time today until further notice.

I’m not going to die in this war or escalation. I will be affected, but mainly in inflation and gas prices. Yet here I am, in a backwater province of the empire, watching the mad king end the world because bombs look cool on TV. Mass death. Misery. And there’s nothing I can do to prevent it.

Every generation, group, clique and system thinks that it is the protagonist. It isn’t. That is both comforting and unsettling. I could get hit by a bus, or It Could Happen or New York could get vaporized in a mushroom cloud, and people would continue to live their lives.

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

I think the most likely thing is they blow up a dozen bridges and power plants. Iran craters gulf refinery and pumping capacity. But who knows. A drunken zealot runs Defense, a worm is at State, and a pedophile is in the Oval.

Today I learned ice is a mineral and I am not happy about it.

sometimes remember JG Ballard’s prediction that if human civilization survives another 50,000 years the only person from our time who may still be remembered then is Neil Armstrong. an immensely comforting thought to me, personally

i think if you’re one of the 4 humans that have seen, first hand, parts of the moon no one else has, you get to skip all lines forever.

Do you imagine they draw straws to see who gets to position themselves in the module so they can joke that they're *the* furthest any human has ever been, if only by a meter or so?

We live in an age of miracles.

Finally we can say what we REALLY think about the Artemis astronauts.

I was sleeping in a camper over the weekend and the moonrise woke me up- I looked outside for a moment with the strangest feeling - “there are people up there.” First time in my life I could say that.

The analogy would be Antarctica. It's a billion times easier to get to and more hospitable than anything in space, and yet we haven't built cities there, or done any kind of harvesting natural resources, or even any serious push for that. It's just research stations with a small dabbling of tourism.

On a daily basis, with every action he takes, Trump reminds us that Christopher Walken did not intervene and change history.

The median voter is maybe 10-15% of the electorate, and they are as stupid and incurious as you think. But they would have voted the way they did in 2024 regardless of who the Republican nominee was, for the simple reason that Price of Egg did indeed go up.

Happy ester.

Why is it always the Straights of Hormuz and never the Gays of Hormuz?

Happy First Contact Day!

He is risen

easter bunny? bad’s brother?

Had a great day outside and found the best stick in the history of sticks. look at this beauty. Straight onto the shelf with you.