if one verbally express so within exactly one second of It Happening, any US citizen over the age of 34 may “call dibs” on the presidency. that’s in the constitution

our cats are going crazy. what do they know…

if one verbally express so within exactly one second of It Happening, any US citizen over the age of 34 may “call dibs” on the presidency. that’s in the constitution

our cats are going crazy. what do they know…

(scrolling Bluesky) I reject the premise. I reject the premise. Granted. I reject the premise. Not my fetish. Granted. I reject the premise. Funny. I reject the premise.

Judge Holden is a cashier at a Whole Foods by me now. Theyre doing this fitness initiative too where all the employees have to do the Carlton every 30 min and I saw him trying to do his own dance from the end of blood meridian instead and his supervisor yelled at him. Pretended I didnt recognize him

we have run over 1000 simulations. there is no dinner unknown to us. if the people of america do not meet donold trumps demands by midnight he will eat one dinner on the hour every hour

we have run over 1000 simulations. there is no dinner unknown to us. if the people of america do not meet donold trumps demands by midnight he will eat one dinner on the hour every hour

Yesterday I bought some trousers & last night I went to the Atlantic (the local disco). There was some nice blokes there, about 3 or 4 Punk blokes & lots of punk girls. My zip broke while I was pogoing & no one seemed to have any safety pins, even the punks.

talking a smoke break at work and there’s a dude losing his lunch in front of the holiday inn express. just absolutely horkin it up

talk about a well-placed shot

they didn’t release the murderer’s video because they think it helps their legal case (they don’t have one and they clearly don’t care). they released it because they know their base wants to fantasize themselves into that POV

daniel plainview by himself would’ve killed this guy with a bowling pin i can tell you that much

ChatGoofPT: gwarsh, yer sure down in the dumps right about now, huh? what if ya just ended it all? do y’think anyone would even notice? would they even give a flyin hyuck

if this pig doesn't go to prison, and especially if he's never charged, hard not to think a lot of these large adult babies in ICE and DHS are gonna, maybe correctly, interpret that as a license to kill

gregg bond

If you're a young person you have no idea how long we've all been listening to Small Government and Liberty stuff from the right. Nobody at all believed any of it lol

it is happening again

talk about a well-placed shot

For you youngsters out there just finding out about him, Jesse Ventura is not "some kind of lake wizard" but was at one time the governor of Minnesota and before that a professional wrestler

Fred Flintstone is the only straight cereal mascot. Barney Rubble is bi.

“but what does trump really think about it after he saw the videos” I don’t know and I don’t fucking care. long after he’s cold and dead in the ditch this apparatus, these people, this mindset will continue to live on until we tear out the cancer root and stem or be eaten away from the inside out

the video release is twofold: 1. enhance the fear, show those libs how easy it is to get popped and 2. instruct and inspire the base, show them how easy it would be to make their dreams come true

tens of thousands of vigilante minded chuds making sure their car gun is loaded just in case a young woman with blue hair inconveniences them in a wal-mart parking lot

thousands of ICE agents are watching that exact video on loop right now, grunting “god I wish it’d been me” to one another while they gear up for another raid

they didn’t release the murderer’s video because they think it helps their legal case (they don’t have one and they clearly don’t care). they released it because they know their base wants to fantasize themselves into that POV

hello I am dave weigel and I know what a moment such as this requires. my largess… but most of all my smugness

REGIME CHANGE 🇺🇸

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Jury Duty (1995) Oliver! (1968) Nope (2022) Air (2023) Taxi Driver (1976) Hot Fuzz (2007) Avatar (2009) Noises Off (1992) Repo Man (1984) Oldboy (2003) Superman (2005) Shooter (2007)

God? i heard bro was trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored

I’m at the spot where ICE murdered Renee Nicolle Good today, along with my daughter and her bf. Still lots of people here at 11:00 pm. (Avoiding getting anyone in the picture) It’s beautiful, surreal but still mostly enraging. Abolish ICE.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. anyway whats your favorite metallica album, mine is kill ‘em a

@vfa-expert.bsky.social @oncinema.bsky.social there is no time to waste

no

@grok how do I post something a thousand times per second

Love this from Guillermo del Toro

sipping my signature broth

The reputation and prestige of the FIFA peace prize is now in shambles

maybe he will die

that’s as good as I can do. don’t expect much more outta me

this country has an expiration date. on july 4th 2026 the washington monument will crumble into dust and all the ground east of the Mississip will rot quicker than a banana peel

in 2026 I will block and be blocked by all the right people. this I sware

2025 is gonna go down in history as one of the worst years. I didn’t find a single four leaf clover. and buddy. I Looked

that’s as good as I can do. don’t expect much more outta me

in 2026 I will block and be blocked by all the right people. this I sware