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five gherkin riiings

get you a man who looks at you like ricky jay looks at his 52 assistants

How delightfully quaint some of these old Devon village names are, their etymologies lost in the mists of time.

hey can someone tell me what is happening

Dems: Mamdani is too radical for our taste. Plus someone said he's antisemitic. And that name is scary to us! We need to keep him out. Dems, 1 week later: Look lots of people have tattoos like that Dems, 2 weeks later: Marjorie Taylor Greene, welcome to the Tent

HAVING A GREAT TIME. WEATHER IS GOOD BUT IT WAS RAINING THIS MORNING. GOING TO SEE MOTORHEAD TONIGHT.

all this epstrain must be hell on ol donnys poor ticker

naw, whatcha got here is your classic Aramaic infestation. easy to miss unless ya seen it before. long story short we’re gonna need to notify the church but them exorcists got a three month waitlist, at least

plur1bus isn’t afraid to ask the hard questions like should we doordash a hand grenade. and given that, what then could we not doordash

get thee behind me, butthead

get thee behind me, butthead

I'm not worried about Trump. The Democrats have proven that the president does not have the power to make large changes. There will be some incremental tinkering with numbers at the margins, but mostly it will be business as usual. The ship of state turns slowly.

crynge

LET US THROW THE MUSTY BITCH CHUCK SCHUMER INTO THE POND AND BE DONE WITH IT

where are we on throwing this musty bitch into a pond. do we at least have the pond lined up

throw this musty bitch into a pond like the villain at the end of a summer camp movie. film it like one too

I’m gonna pick this man up by the scruff of his neck and throw him into the goddamn pond

fuck you!!! fuck you!!! me and my friends are gonna throw your ass in a pond!!!

what if pyramid head removed his pyramid head and underneath was the head of richard kind

vegeta doing a double-take so fast it generates light and heat:

vegeta doing a double-take so fast it generates light and heat:

great set @themountaingoats.bsky.social it was my first one and I enjoyed each pre-‘95 song all of which I heard for the first time

great set @themountaingoats.bsky.social it was my first one and I enjoyed each pre-‘95 song all of which I heard for the first time

great set @themountaingoats.bsky.social it was my first one and I enjoyed each pre-‘95 song all of which I heard for the first time

yeah lady. that’s why he’s the worst

“Tomorrow!” cried Toad. “I will do it all tomorrow!”

cuck schumer go home

Simply banking on being a "good enough" alternative in 2026 and 2028 might get the democrats back into power but without any meaningful change after that point, the end result is going to be frustrated sentiment pingponging back,to the effect of someone like Nick Fuentes being president in 2033.

yeah bill’s probably the first person he’d call

good. we should obviously be taking a lot more of their money to improve society at large but this is a step in the right direction

Say: ManyGA. come on guys. just say it. please jus- stop fucking laughing and just say it

not the last piece of good news to come across the wire today I bet but rest in piss cheney

I’m gonna vote in an hour for mayor

I’m a low-poly NPC that runs up to you in the middle of the woods, says something in what is clearly another character’s dialogue, then clips into a tree and out of the game. autosave. you receive a new quest, and immediately fail it. the game crashes erasing all but that autosave

look man I don’t know what happens when mamdani wins. I hope the policies he advocates get traction and get passed and they’re beneficial for all new yorkers. but when was the last time you saw a politician generate this kinda joy. I’ll take what I can get but by god this is a breath of fresh air

goddamn dude you keep dunking this hard you’re liable to break the backboard

I don’t countenance the world these fools have built BUT stuffing, ham, au gratin, collards, dark meat, ham again. anyone tries to charge me for gravy or rolls gets a cold knuckle sandwich ($0)

I’m just glad everybody, from the players of each team to the fans on both sides, had a great time

our commune's been monitoring the Halloween spirit for like, a really long time, and we're grokking some super-weird junk

maybe I’ll learn the whole thriller dance in time for next year

our commune's been monitoring the Halloween spirit for like, a really long time, and we're grokking some super-weird junk

A tribute to Hollywood's favorite ghouls 🍿🎃

what if pyramid head removed his pyramid head and underneath was the head of richard kind

seeing the next TMNT movie sixteen times across four time zones so I can catch all the alternate jokes

what if one of these evenings they discover that AI is bad

we did the Monster mash