These guys should be building galleries and libraries to sate their need to be looked at! Social media has made it too easy for the rich to be noticed for free.

I am making all sorts of friends at the GUEST SMOKING AREA right here 200 yards from the disneyland gates

(guy finding his seat on the plane just now): what we got here? 23? michael jordan! six rings, let’s go

bird got into our house through the furnace vent today

imagine being an indoor cat nearly all your life and then one morning a full sized fucking BIRD, THE THING FROM THE WINDOWS, crawls out from under the furnace. like seeing your favorite celebrity in your house with no warning. the celebrity you want to catch and eat the most in the world

despite having been awake for about 45 seconds at this point I’m feeling like a disney prince. a bleeding disoriented shambling broom-wielding disney prince as my princess and our cats scream at a bird from behind our bedroom door

bird got into our house through the furnace vent today

this is america. you could find yourself within 100yds of a shooting at any time, in any place. school, the grocery store, a movie theater, a block party, a public park… it happens to regular people every day. but this week we’ll get 50+ weepy op-eds because it happened to the guys who write op-eds

jake tapper later today

Have you or a loved one suffered from the events surrounding the Electric Sun Desert Music Festival?

jake tapper later today

:(

very funny to watch these ghouls finish their drinks before meandering out. really funny to watch! haha!

just saw epstein in the background on CSPAN

iran has the chance to do the funniest thing rn

a goose punched me in the ear today

this is gonna be real good

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

There are people in his comments trying to bait him into it

the menace in question

power went out and our little black cat trixie decided to mastermind an escape attempt. darted out in the dark when I opened the door but I flashlighted her, stunning her for a few crucial seconds while I scooped her up by the scruff. she was not happy, lightly biting and scratching in protest

power went out and our little black cat trixie decided to mastermind an escape attempt. darted out in the dark when I opened the door but I flashlighted her, stunning her for a few crucial seconds while I scooped her up by the scruff. she was not happy, lightly biting and scratching in protest

do not cite the Freakonomics to me, witch. I was there when it was made up

dentist sweeping up all the floor teeth at the end of the day

do not cite the Freakonomics to me, witch. I was there when it was made up

holy shit

Donald Trump reacting like a dog who's scared of a bee to the Duke Nukem soundboard effects being blasted into the oval office as his staff frantically looks for the source

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wow…

god that tom waits/massive attack song goes so hard

Now who the hell are these federal pricks Hiding in the senate like a bloated ass tick Air conditioned Fuckstick loafers Sitting in a room full of army posters TOM WAITS

bluesky is fucked up, I can see all y’alls posts

animals consider all humans cops. I will not be taking questions at this time. thank you

pepys was like “o ho ho don’t mind if I doth””

I’m bringing vaudeville back (gee whiz) them other acts don’t know how to act (gadzooks)

sleepy joe bidet

16 people to follow before I get to 666 and institute a one-in-one-out policy

WHO SAVED THIS (a dentist did)

animals consider all humans cops. I will not be taking questions at this time. thank you

dentist sweeping up all the floor teeth at the end of the day

The fat cats in Washington don’t want you to know this. But tax fraud? It’s all made up. You can just do whatever. What are they gonna do? Take you to jail? I’ve BEEN to jail. And I’m not going back alive. Keep following for more tax tips and tricks!

I’m bringing vaudeville back (gee whiz) them other acts don’t know how to act (gadzooks)

Poor Sleep Linked To Gong https://theonion.com/poor-sleep-linked-to-gong/

sleepy joe bidet

pepys was like “o ho ho don’t mind if I doth””

had my house shot up once, it fucking sucks. that being said; lol. lmao. blaow blikka blaow blaow

this looks dope as hell mr. gabriel

this looks dope as hell mr. gabriel