when my cats got something in their mouths they shouldn’t

lmao poor yorick. they got his ass

when my cats got something in their mouths they shouldn’t

oh no the movie performed poorly so they fried him

I love that algae is in the news. Algae should always be in the news. It is fascinating and WILL NOT do what we want it to.

‘Eww she layeth with the tarr man for tarr' – a wench that lieth with the Missive man for Missives.

We’ll never be cooler than Jack Nance in his PJs sitting on a motorcycle while a “flammable” truck sits parked behind him.

you all make fun. but is the office not the homeric epic of our times? the collection of stories we told, indeed still tell, to ground ourselves in context, history, meaning? the show that launched a thousand gifs? and still you laugh

you all make fun. but is the office not the homeric epic of our times? the collection of stories we told, indeed still tell, to ground ourselves in context, history, meaning? the show that launched a thousand gifs? and still you laugh

all those guys on the front lawn of the white house tonight are there because it's not their weekend with their kids and i think it is beautiful when men sync up their custody cycles

now that ‘the Spurs’ have been defeated, President Frump can report for duty in Vietnam! #worldcup

I bet at least one guy farted in the trojan horse

‘Eww she layeth with the tarr man for tarr' – a wench that lieth with the Missive man for Missives.

Utagawa Yoshifuji's "Rabbit Sumo". 1868. Ota memorial Museum of Art

Tidus no, stop listening to those podcasts Tidus

With my apologies to the circus.

just drenched one of my buddies in reverb. he's fine. looks great. he's walking around, long tail. taking several seconds to decay

time to take away grandpa’s keys

if this is on the menu at an eastern nc seafood joint you’d do well to order it

I truly believe that New Yorkers are capable of booing someone to death. I know you can do it. I have never been so certain about anything.

someone just spoiled a star is born (2018) for me… fuck!!!!

why did President Trump take his basketball shorts to the tailor? Because he needed ballroom! Earn 60k in one week working as a data collation official. see www.faa-Show more

A gleaming Donald Trump hits "the Blanka pose" during a TV interview. Electricity pops and sizzles visibly around his heaving form as he prepares to complain about the way he is talked about on television.

been walking to and from my house to the hospital to visit my dad for the last few days, it’s been nice to build in a little exercise to an already stressful experience. but getting home feels like breathing for the first time in hours

ELVERA'S GACHO SHOP; 30 Sittee St, Belize City, Belize https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=17.4994929%2C-88.1965026&query_place_id=ChIJrY3XCdlZXI8R3crc2HRUUMg

hell yeah king

im sick of romanticizing the 90s. it was a fucking nightmare. kids were drinking capri suns and turning into liquid metal abominations left and right. thousands of children were alex macked

This guy always used to do 100+ tweet-long threads dripping with sweat about how Robert Mueller was seconds away from imprisoning Trump. Just an observation

Your man has a hidden folder of MIDI files he listens to when you’re not around, using an open source but poorly documented software re-implementation of a 1990s soundcard. It’s what he uses his $2000 PC for and he calls it “Dawg Time” in the groupchat.

I will do this, Mr. King. but one day I may ask something of you. a thing that a simple man might call “evil”

If i were the president i would build a giant venturi tube and everybody in every position of government has to go in one end at the start of the day and get a 100 page long instruction manual and 50 personal shriveled up shitty burgers and the manual just says "eat burgers while farting and crawl"

Proud of this one, if u even care....

trixie

variety is the spicy

maybe I’m a maze by the way you solve me all the time

backrooms was good. can’t seem to find my way out of the theater though

backrooms was good. can’t seem to find my way out of the theater though

New youtube video about me adding Text to Speech to my stream www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rgA...

wonderful thing about john prine # 3000: he named his label Oh Boy Records

maybe I’m a maze by the way you solve me all the time

who would you like to haunt you

frog is such a good friend

I still think about this and laugh. All-timer from @philbraun.bsky.social

Grogu! No!