oh, this stinks. boyy, this stinks!

there is now only one man who can save Oscer

I will see this cat again in THIRTY MINUTES. also my wife

buddy you must be the king of wishful thinking if you think your thinking is more wishful than mine

this kicks ass. pulled kojak on my second pack wikigacha.com

“Dead Internet” doesn’t begin to describe the necrotic efflorescences we see today

found two little foam play broadswords at the thrift store and i was like "whatever" but the lads immediately yelled "DEATH TO TYRANTS" like the bunny in robin hood when they snatched them up so we obviously now own two little foam play broadswords

zevon

it’s time. benign but outdated, he’s a vestige of a bygone era. let him go to that big toilet bowl in the sky and make way for Ms. Dirty

lmao the holiday inn express flag is at half-mast (far right)

“too early to call” didn’t matter in college when I needed to tell my friends about the new bong I created (onion + twizzler) and it doesn’t matter for elections. make. the. call.

the key to any gop candidate’s victory rests with the unc vote

netflix descriptors: dark • historical • mom’ll want subtitles

just learned my 2.5yo niece is big into the 1937 snow white right now. why? dopey. she loves dopey. donde esta dopey, she asks during every scene in which dopey is not visible

the key to any gop candidate’s victory rests with the unc vote

“too early to call” didn’t matter in college when I needed to tell my friends about the new bong I created (onion + twizzler) and it doesn’t matter for elections. make. the. call.

netflix descriptors: dark • historical • mom’ll want subtitles

just learned my 2.5yo niece is big into the 1937 snow white right now. why? dopey. she loves dopey. donde esta dopey, she asks during every scene in which dopey is not visible

lmao the holiday inn express flag is at half-mast (far right)

it’s time. benign but outdated, he’s a vestige of a bygone era. let him go to that big toilet bowl in the sky and make way for Ms. Dirty

had a dream where the squishy toy cubes (as seen on @howelldawdy.com stream) I ordered for niece/nephew/myself arrived early and when I opened the box you had to assemble them yourself with resin and a cheap wooden mold. I got so pissed that I woke myself up

MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down TRUMP: Uh huh MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade? TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom

also funny because terry black’s is the worst bbq joint in town. I’m guessing franklins told him to fuck off

This is what I need cis folks to understand. It's been a decade. Imagine living TEN FUCKING YEARS watching as a blatant, artificial campaign to erase your personhood, your identity and your safety chugs along, increasing in power every single day, and most people don't care or dismiss it

incredible work as always from @bakoon.bsky.social frame arrives tomorrow, I’ll post my whole collection once it’s mounted up

can you spot the neighborhood’s boldest bunny

it is shaping up to be a not good weekend

incredible work as always from @bakoon.bsky.social frame arrives tomorrow, I’ll post my whole collection once it’s mounted up

Yub Nub, She Wrote

1s in the chat if the state of the union is strong!!!

1s in the chat if the state of the union is strong!!!

yesterday’s catch

every time people talk about twitter on bluesy I think the same thing. “oh, dont you mean x,the everything app?” and that’s all I I’ll ever think

yesterday’s catch

boy dinner? (idk)

I was gonna go to sleep but it was a Neelix Episode

the cherry picker has arrived

when she says you can’t go to the movie

When Tom Homan, Trump and other Republicans defend the masking of ICE agents, I can't help but think of Orson Welles announcing on his radio show his intention of identifying the South Carolina police officer who violently attacked and blinded the uniformed Black veteran Isaac Woodard in 1946.

the urls are real

sardines are so pretty

@howelldawdy.com I meant to say this today but the internet logged me off. needless to say be careful

me when I try to run up the snow sliding down my car, only to get caught in the tail end of the deluge and flip the fuck out

yeah

The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.

sardines are so pretty

saw a fox last night menaced by a cat less than half its size. chased around in the street like charlie chaplin with a little terror nipping at its bushy tail. hilarious. what a win for feline kind

how was bad bunny’s halftime show. did it physically injure all republicans like they swore it would

Macbeth: SHIT