Guillermo del Toro’s Barbie

Michael Bay’s Shawshank Redemption

Day Ripper

“Any last words, my wiggly little friend?” The worm looked up defiantly, and with all the contempt it could muster, croaked, “Fuck you, early bird.” “Fair enough,” came the response, and then the worm’s world went black.

you know i was kind of dreading the world cup bc of the state of the US right now but i’ve come to realize i was really shortsighted. this is just one example proving it’s exactly what humanity as a whole needed.

Dr. Pulaski, I believe your earlier claim to be wrong. It only takes one Klingon warrior to change a light bulb. There is no ritual. Worf

Old enough to recognize this as a data center

The arm on NBA star Kelsey Plum, who throws a rolled-up jersey to her dad sitting in the upper bleachers. www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUn...

You’ve mollied your last hatchet

You’ve topped your last ZZ

god: it's called a snapping turtle angel: so cute, why would he call you a sna - snapping turtle: OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP

Shift drink: Reflecting Pool 1oz rum 1oz mezcal .75oz lime .75oz honey barspoon matcha muddled mint

If Waffle House doesn’t make this their new slogan, then capitalism has failed

I asked my daughter to give me the phone book. She laughed at me, called me a dinosaur, and handed me her iPhone. So... The spider is dead, the iPhone is broken, and my daughter is mad...

Good morning *yawns*

They made a whole typeface out of Neymar's falls: digitalsynopsis.com/design/neyma...

Burger King is just a ceremonial title, the Burger Prime Minister is the actual head of state

Puzzling headline

Without stating your age, post a movie that released when you turned 18

these two things are not mutually exclusive

A livestream of a volcano in the Philippines captured a meteor crashing to Earth today. What are the odds? Mayon Volcano, Location: Albay, Luzon, Philippines

Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...

Why are cybertruck drivers the WORST at parking

I ORDER MY COFFEE BLACK. NO SUGAR. NO MILK. NO WATER. NO CUP. THEY HAND ME THE BEANS. I EAT THEM IN THE PARKING LOT LIKE A HORSE. THE BARISTAS HAVE STOPPED CHARGING ME. I HAVE NOT SLEPT SINCE TUESDAY. I CAN HEAR THE WIFI

Lifetime’s Reservoir Dogs

boss: are you planning to work today? me: I already did boss: no, you have to do it all day me: what

I had the immense honour of being invited to work on the World Bank's Atlas of Global Development 2026 project last year and today it finally launched. I couldn't be more excited, it has been a career highlight to work with such an amazing team on this.

Unclench your jaw. Relax your brow. Go get a drink of water. See if you've taken your meds Eat something. Doesn't matter what you look like right now, i think you look amazing. Because you do. You're a wonderful person. And have this. 🫂🖤 you did great today. You made it through

Chinese researchers have created a bamboo-based plastic as strong as petroleum-based plastics, which can fully biodegrade in soil in just 2 months phys.org/news/2025-10...

Star Trek: The Original Series 🙃

Banana Wisdom Tooth Extraction

make a movie silly Raging Diarrhea

make a movie silly All the President’s Rubber Duckies

deplurailze a movie Goodfella

In space no one can hear you shitpost

I like this!

The fact that air wick hasn’t done a crossover with John Wick to make a gun smoke scent tells me they don’t want to actually sell their product

This brain? Fried

Announcing: Coming to PBS on April 1! LIFE UNEARTHED with Ariel Waldman is a visually striking science-driven nature series that reveals Earth’s ecosystems through radical shifts in scale—from microscopic wildlife to the planet’s most iconic species, and even the potential for life beyond Earth. 🧪🦠

Bugger is my favorite Sith lord

Pavilion, McDonald Park, Tower Grove South, St. Louis, Missouri #iphonephotography #mobilephotography #photographersofbluesky #photographersunited #b&w #blackandwhitephotography #monochrome #streetphotography #urbanphotography #nightphotography #stl #stlouis #TowerGroveSouth

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

If you make the State of the Union speech a drinking game, what phrase or action would use as the trigger?

Thanks to technology, bananas are becoming obsolete as pretend phones. The future belongs to the Pop-Tart.

Beetlejorts

Close Encounters of the Third Jorts

Citizen Jorts