YOU - (Look at your wrist.) “It's apocalypse o' clock. Time to commence the Gloaming.”

If you over-regulate capitalism you get totalitarian communism. If you under-regulate capitalism you get a ruling caste of insane monopolists. Please ignore the fact that one of these things has never happened and the other keeps happening over and over

Michigan Governor caught on hot mic with Oracle CEO Clay Magouyrk, discussing citizen opposition to AI data centers, bragging how she ignores their concerns: “We’re used to people saying 'f*ck no,' & doing it anyway.”🇺🇸

That we continue to persist at all is a testament to our faith in one another.

Moralists don't really *have* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded.

Really appreciate that they brought back the 80s trousers, these all look so good

Welcome to the cream kingdom bitch

Report: You Probably Due To Experience Big Life Tragedy Soon https://theonion.com/report-you-probably-due-to-experience-big-life-tragedy-soon-sub-its-been-a-while/

POW MIA flags are so funny, it’s like every post office having a flag that says “chemtrails”

a not-insignificant problem with christianity is it lets you outsource justice to your imaginary friend

"Facism is the act of self-deception in service of making your own life more painful, solely for the payoff of making life more painful for people you dislike."

EVRART CLAIRE - “You name it, they've done it. Killing little children for the Señorita Pineapple company, Harry…” HALF LIGHT - Those Señorita Pineapple people are scary motherfuckers, decimating your state if you don't give them your pineapples.

"destroying all your enemies is the best revenge" — ancient proverb

Happy Appomattox Day to all that celebrate

He tried to warn us 11 years ago

i'm part of a team working for new ads for burger king featuring their new mascot concept, "The Adversary". Basic idea is that a person living in our hell world (gambling ads on gas station screen, pussy in bio, government kills you for using seed oils) is ordered not to eat a whopper by the devil

The vibes? Immaculate.

I paid over $4 a gallon for gas today and it felt great. Don't know what all the bitching is about. That's my country I'm paying for. I sprayed some around the parking lot 'cause that's my goddamned right. Jesus died for this price. I drank some.

It would be funny to go on CNN and repeatedly call it the United Snakes of Amerikkka but never acknowledge that you’re doing it and gaslight the host about it.

They want you to consume less alcohol so there’s fewer moments like these, wake up sheeple

thousands of young men yearning to be killed by Anya Taylor-Joy’s Alia with a wolf cut, provoking another Northernlion crash out

I'm sorry ma'am, but your son perished on Kharg Island in a valiant effort to create Wii Bowling meme videos for the White House X account. In the face of danger, he was not cringe; he was based to his last breath. Please have this commemorative Epic Fury challenge coin. Yes that's Punisher, ma'am

sorry basically the problem of my life is that i internalized and believed a lot of stuff people said about valuing children and loving your neighbor and living in a society at the exact moment that everyone in power decided all of that shit was fake and gay and not a way to make a living

Worked for a company for almost 4 years and I just got laid off. So much stress and frustration for so long and for what? Just relieved I was already planning on quitting soon anyway.

Love that our boomer bourgeois are so greedy and lead poisoned they constantly choose short-sighted, maximally extractive practices in every segment of society. They destroy everything they touch in pursuit of wider margins because it is never enough, rip Huy Fong

killer seven

While digging into the EGM 1998 Buyer's Guide, I came across this gorgeous piece of Final Fantasy VII artwork - voted Best RPG of 1997 by the mag and its readers. Love how cinematic and vibrant it is 💜

Lmfao this is so fucking sad 😂😂😂

Gavin Newson would be the American Keir Starmer (Kid Starver)

Everything is awful, but my Leatherman is cleaned and oiled at least.

Resident Evil is a lot more prescient that people think. It's a universe that doesn't take. place in a zombie apocalypse, it's a universe where zombie outbreaks happen like oil spills.

new Evangelion content means new Evangelion memes

I’ve become something like a cringe EDC guy over the past 6 months 💀

MAJOR: Twin Cities Tenants joins five labor unions, together repping 25,900 members, to launch a rent strike drive, vowing to withhold rent March 1 if @governorwalz.mn.gov fails to deliver an eviction moratorium and rent relief. If launched, this would be the largest US rent strike in 100+ years.

can’t buy house. can’t buy car. can’t buy computer. welcome to PISS WORLD bitch!!

Blue Monday

Anyone or anything could be in that barn. There's no way to tell. This is the essence of barn. Wolfen NC400 Nikon n80 #filmphotography

Voting for whoever will put homeowners in “the contraption” ™️ in 2028

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro

Come meet me at the intersection of “Young Creative Professionals,” “Progressive International Professionals,” European Eclectic Mix.”

why do you need to observe your house if you're not in it. you are giving yourself an opt-in mental illness. no one has to live like this

Introducing the “AI-BOROS”: the few companies at the ‘top’ of the economy handing each other billions of (debt-ridden) dollars for a product that both doesn’t exist AND doesn’t make any money. and we ALL get to go broke when it inevitably implodes ha ha i love it here!!! youtu.be/ifyaI4TOsDM?...

Is there a Blusky filter for anyone with more than 25 reál in their pocket?

Why'd they call it the Dodge Ram instead of the Fascist Death Drive?