my level of stress has crossed a threshold where i think it would be funny if trump attended the birthright citizenship oral argument and scotus incoherently ruled in his favor 6-3. cortisol levels so high that i can't stop lolling about all my family members in danger. wouldn't it be funny tho

Dune is about the dangers of a spice monopoly

Learned today there’s a Qatar branch of Texas A and M lmao

I raise you a Peggy Olson Plan B ad

Paused MAD MEN while Ted Chaough’s partner was in the hospital and the HBO Max interstitial ad made it look like his dying wish was for a Whopper.

somehow missed this story about a US aircraft carrier firing its 5-inch gun and repeatedly missing what i’m assuming was a patrol boat. i knew that battleship movie was full of shit but this ridiculous.

No

God this shit is so fucking pathetic. Ruin your life in a normal way. "I talked to the computer too much and went crazy." Listen to yourself. Gamble or do heroin anything but this. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

not all of us enjoyed him or thought he was important! many of us in fact recognized him as a novelty act from the jump and felt the Important part was how white people coalesced around a white guy

It’s been fun the past few years, having people lie or be useful idiots about how Anti DEI is just about merit and not a backdoor whites only policy and then insist those of us who saw that clearly are shrill or paranoid

Really feels like they put a bunch of the poc ice agents at the airports on purpose

lmao

Tracks with what Ben aris said on radio war nerd of the southern part already being mined

Butter chicken taco can win IF YOU VOTE FOR IT

Democracy in action.

Coworker said they had Claude do their taxes lol

We were confident in our long positions

Remember when The Weeknd wrote an episode of the show

did you think you'd wake up today and find yourself immediately defending adolf hitler

Insane take

Oh the shutdown is gonna be over real quick

It is entirely possible your grandmother was born in the 70s she knows what high fructose corn syrup is

Great bit

they should invent student papers that aren't boring

picture, thousan words, etc etc

Not the first Cumtown blank check crossover

I aspire to the level of Suburban Brain Excellence required to start a physical fight with Jack Reacher because you perceive him to be in violation of HOA bylaws. www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ma...

I don’t think we should go back to twitter levels of toxicity but there’s a lot of confidently stupid turbolib opinions on here that can only exist in a low predator environment.

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to put on a tactical vest and go to the newark airport at 6 am on monday. your order is to wander around like a confused oaf. when a mom drops her sandwich at jersey mike's and scares you, pull out your gun and start shooting. good luck soldier

Sfo doesn’t even use tsa they use private contractor

Liberalism too was born out of tremendous violence, in terms of both ruthlessness and scale. But this has been forgotten, particularly by liberals. Some of this is intentional. Mostly I think it's just a kind of passive Whig history; the notion that the "arc of the universe" simply bent towards it.

What are we a bunch of of ASIANS

Another university getting rid of things you could only ever do at a university and replacing them with stuff a 13-year-old can do on a phone

IRAN FOREIGN MINISTRY: NO TALKS WITH WASHINGTON; ACCUSES U.S. PRESIDENT OF BUYING TIME AS REGIONAL DE-ESCALATION EFFORTS CONTINUE

Lmao sims and griffin are on Stavs podcast

How can this go on for another 3 years?

I had never heard of Sean Avery before Adam friedland lol

While you’re chanting “RIP Chuck Norris” or “RIP Nicholas Brendon” I’m chanting “RIP Robert Mueller and the rule of law!”

Jdpon don is leading decarbonization and the end of the amerikkkan empire

Mueller’s FBI persecuted Muslims nationwide. He was responsible for one of the most egregious, systemic violations of civil rights in the history of the FBI, which is saying a whole lot. This was Mueller’s FBI:

Lmfao

rip robert mueller you taught me it was okay to do nothing when faced with the most consequential task of my life

Damn dude, are you alright?

Diner Goethe

googoo dolls iris voice