lol I was looking up a particular Sesame Street character and someone on Reddit was complaining they got rid of him because of Woke

Columbia bovine system

Maybe it’s just me but I don’t understand when people want to “get away” from their kid. This time is so fleeting. This is what you asked for!! Parenting isn’t a part time job.

you hate to see it but schumer and jeffries coming out their meeting with trump and harrumphing about how its never been done this way and recissions and whatever the fuck, and then trump a couple hours later posting that video of them saying "were pieces of shit and everyone hates us" like. damn

We laugh at this shit -- I mean, how can you not? -- but it's serious: these guys want to infuse reactionary thinking into AI and then infuse AI into every nook & cranny of American life. They can't win the argument so they are trying to blunt-force their views onto us with money & power.

Hear me out: what if we grew some food here that our citizens could eat?

New: ICE has bought a tool that tracks the locations of hundreds of millions of phones globally, updates every single day. Usually harvested from apps and advertising www.404media.co/ice-to-buy-t...

call his bluff. let him tear the rest of the scaffolding down around him. we are either rebuilding or not, one way or another. stop playing ball with him

reject modernity (Sora), embrace tradition (JibJab)

Yes of course I agree that millions of people could have voted differently or voted at all but also one single person could have vocally denounced genocide. There were multiple paths to victory.

Already at the point in fantasy where I have to pick up justice hill

The thing I think drives a lot of institutional democrats insane is that Trump lives entirely in Bill Clintons shadow. He abuses the nepotism workaround that Bill Clinton got precedent for for Hillary. He learned Bills playbook on how to win while being credibly accused of sexual assault. Etc

Eric Adams can still win IF YOU VOTE FOR HIM

my favorite part of that is that there are still guys out there being mad at ralph nader like he commanded the brooks brothers riot or sat on the supreme court lol

You should read the whole piece from @edzitron.com but if you only read one paragraph, make it this one: OpenAI has burned so much money that there is no more money. Read that again: it's not just OpenAI that's broke. All of VC is broke. www.wheresyoured.at/the-case-aga...

This whole section really.

The Pitt is pretty close lol

Lmao

Here we go. Quick thread of American food critics of the 1950s surviving what they call "exotic" foods

Nobody brought me cookies because I was working on the kill all the Arabs portfolio.

Storm duck

remember when we drank from the bottle 🍼 and played peekaboo with mommy 🤭 a spoonful of food was airplane ✈️ and we took naps every day 😴 repost if you miss your binky 👶

The only core American desire is to want to be a baby again

National daughter’s day: here’s a cute pic of me and my daughter! National son day: I am a BOYMOM and his FIRST LOVE and I will DESTROY ANY OTHER FEMALE IN HIS LIFE!!!

“A Marine who once escorted Kellie Pickler to the CMT Awards did a mass shooting because he thought he was being gangstalked by the entire LGBTQ community” is perhaps the most American sentence possible

And yet, no consequences for these elites who wrote these pieces and juiced him up as the future. Elite impunity operates at every level. It’s a big club and you’re not in it.

It’s also because most of the major media companies and the theoretical opposition are also in the sex crime book

It’s funny how if you don’t watch a big movie the Thursday night it comes out, everyone will have already seen it, posted about it, made memes, killed memes, and generally spoil the whole thing by Saturday morning.

Bad Bunny should call Drake a pedophile too

Lmfao

Is zohran building an alternate community police force or what

Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into his set at the Riyadh): On January 23rd, 2015, King Abdullah, my friend, died. He fucking died.

The last line lol

Nobody ever censored us, we are allowed to joke about the Saudi Royal Family. For instance, I just wrote this banger for my set: Crown Prince Mohammed Bin Salman is so cool and handsome that Chuck Norris is jealous of him

Bet that Johnson will invoke some fake privilege and never will swear her in, and scotus will fall in line

This is kind of funny because you’d think it’s like the years of lead or Weimar Germany with leftists getting into shootouts w the government nonstop but no it’s a way to send the military out to annoy people and pick up garbage

Help, I randomly came across this Instagram video for an animal rescue where they put on a giant bird head to feed baby ravens and I'm dying

Too many people want to waste their one and only life on Silicon Valley bullshit. And since you're competing with them for housing and such (since everything is a competition, for some reason), you are forced to waste your one and only life on Silicon Valley bullshit too.

Irvine claiming La lol

Assata Shakur joins the ancestors a free woman. She did not die bound by the carceral system and she did not pass away living in a land that never respected or accepted her. Assata taught us that liberation can not be bargained for, it must be taken. Rest Free, Assata.

They just won the championship

Yeah it’s time to bring back my all time favorite tweet, by @donaldhughes.ca

Lmao

to add another film reference, every ICE agent is the guy in observe and report bsky.app/profile/bens...