Oh Banana! Our 2025 Staff Picks are here! In the first article, David, @aliveinthewired.bsky.social, @evanminto.com, and @patzprime.bsky.social list their favorite video games of the past year. 👀 READ: buff.ly/IAolppk

I maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe forgot to post it. Death sentence.. New year! New Out of Touch Thursday!

I asked the menswear guy what the ideal outfit for a magic tournament was. time for us all to step up our game

Fuck it I don’t care anymore

Happy 2026 folks! Remember the reason for the season and what we're living for going into this brand new year: Revenge. We'll make them pay.

have a very sadako christmas

I'm only religious when I update my BIOS

cEDH post: Went on a hot streak and won several games with Inalla tonight. Kefka was a good include, it's sneakily good at protecting your win

I didn't even like Code Geass all that much but Colors? By Flow? Instant dopamine rush, even 20 years later

i think a lot of car discourse boils down to whether you think a car is a horse or a gun.

Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.

If you want a short, easy to digest Who is This Guy and What is he About, I just ordered a Kuchisake-Onna plushie

Any day I get to bring up something I learned from Neal Stephenson is a good day

Out of respect for his wishes, I'm not even going to ask Harada to enjoy his retirement or whatever.

HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN

Get high and listen to Puffy AmiYumi

I met Ken Levine in line at a concert, seemed like we were going to be there for a while so I told him I really enjoyed Bioshock. He said "Oh let me guess, you hated Infinite?" and I said no, I liked it and he went "Oh so Bioshock 2 just fucking sucks?" I was pretty sure that one wasn't even his.

The thing about fansubs is regardless of anything else that may be going on, ultimately fansubs are made by someone who *really cares about what they're making*. That actually was true at one time at Crunchyroll. It is not true now.

What a great headline

weaponize me

The shift from yandere to girl-failure is an actual recession indicator as gooners revise their girl-next-door standards.

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I set two personal projects for myself this week: 1) Learn to roll my Rs 2) Learn to play Inalla, Archmage Ritualist Learning to play Inalla is going great. I cannot currently roll an R

that’s absolutely right Alex 🗣️🗣️🗣️

woman after my own heart

QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal." JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"

blehhhh

Every day can be the start of a new Willenium if you believe

The world is ready for Will Smith to star in a slightly cringey action comedy featuring a rap by Will Smith. I think it's time

please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you

Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover

Wandering around the Airbnb looking for the wifi password like I'm solving puzzles in an indie horror game

singing "This Is Not My Problem" to the tune of Montell Jordan's 1995 hit "This Is How We Do It"

I'm definitely a Prompt Engineer.

I just brute forced the combination to open my luggage because I forgot what I set it to ask me anything

went to the bakery this morning and they were out of cardamom buns so the guy said how about a raisin roll instead. Ok great and could you shoot me in the dick with a gun afterwards too

I would buy that REB given the chance NGL

I painted ur dog

Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in

“Wake up! I can see the bottom of my food bowl”