[7am, hungover, gonna be late for work, staring in the mirror at the saddest looking piece of shit I’ve ever seen in my life] da greatest to ever do it baby

But doctor, I owe Pagliacci money

If I achieve the rank of admiral in One Piece, there will be signs.

I think about this all the time.

Socrates was a classic poster. He just walked up to people and asked them what they believed in, then he’d say it was stupid and yell at them. He argued with everybody until he was legally compelled to kill himself. Not one of us has that commitment

My hair is doing this thing that kind of makes me look like Charles Lee Ray and I can't decide if I'm into it or not

"one time activation fee of 25 dollars" what are you activating. the take 25 dollars from me machine?

THE MERCHANT

am i beautiful?

I've been independently sailing in and out of the strait of Hormuz with no incident for several weeks now. Sorry to hear that others have been struggling with this.

I'm changing the code to the ammo locker again. New code's 0451

post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it):

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

from hell's heart, i jack off and take a nap

Played in the same event this month. Ulalek this time. Worst I've ever done in a cEDH event lol

Had to draw her 🌞

Happy Saturday here's Colors by Flow www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4r9...

Thinking this morning about how different Math (the beautiful and sublime discipline used to describe the world around us) is from Math (whatever the fuck economists are doing with it)

As much as I criticize Atlus for adding unnecessary expansions to the Persona games that tend to undermine whatever message the base games' stories had, there is something to be said for P5R ending with you fist fighting your therapist

plot hole: every character is still bound by desire and stuck in the wheel of samsara by the end of the movie

angel by any other name

hearing someone say they regularly talk to ai chatbots for anything does feel like they just rolled up their sleeve to reveal a festering zombie bite

I've been made aware that the MtG butt-crack awareness guy is an indie wrestler under the name Bigg Pound aka "The King of Crack-style" and his match promos are works of art. The world is a beautiful place full of endless wonder.

Happy birthday to John Darnielle, Masaaki Yuasa, and me.

Sad to see the Ides of March becoming commercialised like this. I really feel like we're losing track of the true spirit of the holiday. It's not about how many knives you can stick in a tyrant all at once, it's about the whole community coming together to stab the tyrant as many times as possible.

riwhobbies.com/pauper-1k-re... Article recapping RIW's latest flagship event in the Pauper Championship Series is up. I played Jund Wildfire. Event was great. Shares appreciated as always to keep bringing free content =) #RIW

as a jrpg fan, my primary interests in video games are raising and lowering sewer gates, such as to manipulate the water level

happy international women's day

I am thankful today that I have survived everything life has thrown at me so far

C U R S E

You take a sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen.

It's been a minute since I posted Krella

ff6

THIS IS WHAT SAM ALTMAN WANTS TO TAKE FROM YOU

the kotaku article about the evangelion news should have looked like this

12th in the cEDH event last night, which technically represents improvement. The more I play Inalla, the more I am convinced it is secretly a Kefka deck

Slay the Spire 2 in less than a month is the only thing keeping me going right now

I mean, sure, I’m not immune to the pull of nostalgia. But boy, did I used to be…

KEFKA: Life, dreams, hope, where do they come from? And where are they headed? These things... I am going to destroy! Weehohohohohoho! MEDIA: Clown emperor outlines daring new vision for second year