My students are always learning my six sacred techniques then trying to use them against me in battle. Obviously I'm going to use the secret seventh technique to defeat them. Every day with this.

Prhymr

Seven Dollars feat Kasane Teto. A song for chronic freelancers.

Found a really sick MTG alter artist recently, but I can't find any non-instagram contact for him, so

Definitely failed my will save against The Horrors today

Phymr - Bath

Technically, they’re Remains now.

Float. 🛟

Today is a momentous day for the workers of Arena! After months of planning, waiting and organizing, our dream is finally a reality; the votes have been counted, and our union of UWOTC-CWA has been officially elected. From this day forward, we have a union!

That's enough Death of the Author. It's time for Death of the Audience. Start running fools

Surprise it's a stream let's crash this moon twitch.tv/billydenton

So tired of blacking out every full moon when I really want to stay up and help the townsfolk hunt for the werewolf

The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad

I just did couch to 5k day 1 and I need somebody to praise me before I collapse

I think it would be nice to move to a remote village in another country and be murdered by a supernatural entity after failing to observe local customs and superstitions. I think I'd be good at it.

I’m glad to see that so many other writers have been running into this exact problem, at least

Get high and listen to Puffy AmiYumi

It is incredibly dumb, but I think the thing that finally pushes me to learn Japanese might be "So that when someone asks me what a Japanese MtG card says, I can give the most unhelpful answer possible"

a name like Six-Gender Jimmy is wasted on attacking Texas Senate candidates when it could be the name of the best Guilty Gear Strive player in your region

living in a 24/7 d/s (damsel/snidely) relationship with a girl who keeps a pair of airpods in so she can listen to oncoming train asmr to stay in "trackspace"

just got to the love shack, you wouldnt believe the size of the chrysler in the parking lot

[7am, hungover, gonna be late for work, staring in the mirror at the saddest looking piece of shit I’ve ever seen in my life] da greatest to ever do it baby

But doctor, I owe Pagliacci money

If I achieve the rank of admiral in One Piece, there will be signs.

I think about this all the time.

Socrates was a classic poster. He just walked up to people and asked them what they believed in, then he’d say it was stupid and yell at them. He argued with everybody until he was legally compelled to kill himself. Not one of us has that commitment

My hair is doing this thing that kind of makes me look like Charles Lee Ray and I can't decide if I'm into it or not

"one time activation fee of 25 dollars" what are you activating. the take 25 dollars from me machine?

THE MERCHANT

am i beautiful?

I've been independently sailing in and out of the strait of Hormuz with no incident for several weeks now. Sorry to hear that others have been struggling with this.

I'm changing the code to the ammo locker again. New code's 0451

post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it):

ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.

from hell's heart, i jack off and take a nap

Played in the same event this month. Ulalek this time. Worst I've ever done in a cEDH event lol

Had to draw her 🌞