I don’t say much to y’all but I’m always me

How I look confessin to these niggas bout my body, when he a ho too, and he still gone gimme sloppy AH

How I Look has become one of my favorite Megan features. I hate Glo had to get weird around her.

disappointed but life goes on

Going out and benefitting from pretty privilege >

Life is for the living.

💚💚💚

I got a Russian pedicure and it absolutely lived up to the hype.

If nothing else, that move ring finna get closed.

I don’t know what if anything Luigi did or not but I swear he gone fuck around and get away with whatever 😂😂

i don't necessarily believe in forgiveness in the way most people see it, either. i wholeheartedly believe you can move on without forgiving.

The theme for the summer is "The streets" bc I'm going to be in them.

i love when black women

Katrina Sabrina About three Kims Latoya and Tina

Lmao when you trying your hardest to be respectful 😭

This recovery journey has been long, but it’s finally over and I am proud of myself (and my body) for getting it all done.

Getting your daily protein is so much more of a task than I anticipated. How y’all live like this?

Really fucking with this version of myself. She is absolutely chewing.

Ain’t nobody prouder of their sign than a Scorpio man.

Hostile architecture that prevents the unhoused from sitting or laying is anti-human.

Ava’s right, fish sticks is a WILD choice. #AbbottElementary

We are living in some weird times. Children used to be loved and put on a pedestal. Now they’re hated and frowned upon. As if we weren’t kids once. It’s sad. I love children.

Apple if you don’t update your phone:

I just watched this man eat a Big Mac and now he is sipping on a black coffee. I-

People don’t hate germs enough.

I love when my homegirls come to me with a “is this weird” or “does this sound funny” about the nig nogs bc they are absolutely hoping you say nothing and stay a fool!

I think my grandparents, my grandma especially, would really be pleased with how bomb of cook I have become.

Me, I’m people.

The kiwi before bed trick was the hack I absolutely needed.

The way my godmom just came thru in the extreme clutch >>>

Every few months I think about the fact we still have absolutely *nothing* to show for the Blade remake Marvel announced back in 2019.

people who don’t respond to baby babbling are bad people. i don’t make the rules. and answer that toy phone too before you piss me off!!

Me pretending a late night snack of Greek yogurt is tiramisu.

Get away from me with Meta glasses

We’ve reached the sore when we wake up part of the fitness journey 😪

I cannot keep wearing a tank top and then a coat every other day omg. Spring…girl…please.

I need some new walking shoes but at outlet prices 😪

My evergreen life mantra

It’s Coachella??

This.

Couples can’t ever argue at a reasonable hour. It’s always as late as possible.

Jordyn Woods got engaged in December and is on her bachelorette trip currently 😭 my girl said we don’t need to dilly dally

I fucking hate the luteal phase

vincent d'onofrio BE acting

I need to be on that Ritz-Carlton yacht.

Joe Exotic shouldn't be funny but he is. ITS ALL CORRUPT GIRL 🤣

I need a large dole whip as soon as the heat is here to stay.

Songs become real un sexy when the person singing it doesn't understand consent