I hate hearing about men complaining about child support. HATE. I don’t knowingly associate with deadbeats.

Shutting up.

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

I want to be as carefree as Anderson Paak is with his bob wig.

Kelly Osborne is a racist POS, let’s not forget that. Idgaf that she looks like a skeleton

A timberland-croc is insane.

me sliding out of black history month and into women's history month because my intersection crosses a multi lane highway...

Thank God for planned joy today

My driver is HACKING his lungs up. Get me outta hereeeee.

we’re in actual hell but I’m gonna share my beauty with the world and get some sunshine.

Fill up NOW

Crushes are healthy. Just remember not to project on people - you run the risk of making someone an idea instead of a person. Nobody needs that.

“Is this your king?!” always makes me scream bc everyone in the crowd was GAGGED 😭

Someone tell me not to get too crazy in this mall.

I love saying nothing and just staring at someone when they say something inappropriate to me. Let’s make it awkward for everyone.

this nigga 50 Cent really decided to diss a family full of thesauruses.

One thing imma do is yap.

😂😭😂

Having to tell a certain tone of people they’re cutting the line first thing in the morning is crazy.

Circling back to this I honestly just need the price of things to go down. Constantly chasing more money so I can comfortably afford basics isn’t my desire. What about when I’m old? What about when I retire?

Mercury retrograde is a time to be quiet. Start early.

When are we getting the option to post polls on here? 🧐 cc: @bsky.app @support.bsky.team

No but they would be in an Amazing DIVERSE school with extracurricular activities.

And now it comes out he was 40 rows back and they put him next to a live mic. The BAFTA's are going to know hell intimately by the time the lawyers are done

Finna yell “DIVAS” at the highest decibel when I see y’all this weekend so everybody prepare their ear drums 😭 @hausofcucci.bsky.social @thee-beenasty.bsky.social @holacarmitooo.bsky.social @virgojawn.bsky.social

You know what? I hope OG is having a great day 😭

Expand your imagination. You just might find.. you like that shit

Often between “words mean things” and “all this shit is made up.”

okay that's enough centering white people (arguing with them) y'all. it's Black History month. let's regroup.

“I don’t like when _____”

This was on purpose

As a retired Girl Scout, my money is on them

The way a bonus check is taxed is CRIMINAL!!!!!

I’m glad the girlies are on the same witchy page 😭

Baby, listen.

Not me getting the best news ever today.

Things black restaurants put parsley on:

Ella Mai put something in this here because it has been on repeat since the first play. music.apple.com/us/album/do-...

Halle Berry and Vivica A. Fox were SUBLIME! Not one single word was spoken in a scene over one minute long, yet every single emotion and movement was loud and clear. ‘Why Do Fools Fall In Love?’ was -stacked- with acting geniuses! A FILM!

Wild, if true.

I love this baby.

fiber needs protein’s PR asap

General PSA: there is SO MUCH COVID going around right now. If you are feeling sick, you should test

Nixon is in Hell like “oh but yall impeached ME”

Welp!

Damn near running into my PT’s office today. Fix me!

I forgot how bad Benedict really pissed me off 😭 I thought nothing could irk me more than Colin overlooking his now wife, but alas!