Excuse my stache.

I hope everyone washes their new cups, silverware, etc. 😠

It can be, but I wouldn’t put the percentage too high.

🎶Let me see you dance, I love to watch you dance🎶

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🎶Hot, steamy, wet and creamy🎶

“Chuck Norris can mix water and oil.”

“Chuck Norris once fought with his roundhouse kick and defeated it.”

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I have a busy Friday. I don’t like busy Fridays.

B.

Can she?… I would hope so.

🎶I took you to the club and you hugged on somebody that I know And I know them type of hugs Same shit I do to women when I know I used to f$&k And I know they with they nigga, but they never brought it up🎶

Debating on getting the airpods pro 3.

Bluesky needs better third-party apps. I await.

I can’t be this much out of the loop. But clearly… exhibit A.

Fin.

Dinner was great. Fried trout with rice and vegetables. Just wish I didn’t start dinner so late.

“‘Now’ is not a moment; ‘now’ is eternity.”

These “food hacks” and challenges bouta breed hella starvation… Gluttony being a trend is blasphemy

Hmmm.

A valid take.

🎶 Like who's here when I need a shoulder to lean on? I hope you're here when I need them demons to be gone And it's not fair that I had to fight 'em all on my own🎶

Jane and Sinatra are some interesting characters.

It still exist, flourishing where it needs to.

I’m going to see where I can find all the seasons of The Venture Bros.

Just because you say yes to being my lady doesn’t mean I know you want me to be your gentleman. Doesn’t mean you know I want to be your gentleman. Best to ask me as well.

After I ask I’m going to ask if they have anything to ask me.

5 Guys.

Mhmm 🙂‍↕️

Oh I'm not spending hundreds on the phone to put a case on it. Fly free. Looks much better without a case.

Then, I purchase a sexy case and I’m like, “Ooo. Go, Pro 17. You’s a baddie.”

You don’t think your phone looks sexier out of its case?

🎶So baby pull me closer in the backset of your Rover, that I know you can’t afford. Bite that tattoo on your shoulder🎶

She ain’t lie!!

Or Apple News. Maybe Apple News makes more sense.

I would like to know who is actually paying for Apple Arcade.

“Somebody take me in your arms tonight”

Okay, weather, I guess I’ll put back on my Nike Tech.

If you haven’t seen K-Pop Demon Hunters I HIGHLY suggest adding that to your watch list.

When Sansa said, “I’m a slow learner, it’s true, but I still learn.” that’s when I knew she was completely with the program now.

Just finished 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple. It was phenomenal.

Some days ask for movement, other days ask for stillness. Honor what restores you. - ✍🏽