And we are in 2-3 showers a day weather NOBODY SHOULD BE SKIPPING

Same!!! My Sims are expecting their baby!! It's the first baby in my Sims town!!!!

And now a commercial break with Cardi B...

matilda pulling adoption papers out her book bag will always have me weak. my girl was ready to go LMAOOOOOOO

I'm so over everything, can it be Saturday!? I've officially decided I'll be getting a massage every other weekend because after the stress I'm put through weekly I need it. Yal are trying to kill me early from stress I swear

Yall made fun of old people for shopping on QVC/HSN and then started ordering off TikTok Shop

Lmaoooooo just was on someone's page instead of the skyline. Whoops lol just on a liking spree 😂😂😂

Adult money is meant for healing your inner child

If you think you're a loser always remember, Elon was getting left on read asking for pedophile party invitations. It could be worse 🤷🏾‍♀️

That's one thing that Nazi loving app had on lock, we used to get all our news in secs. now I gotta go back to searching for it if my phone doesn't send me any notifications

Like why would anyone come to this country. I was surprised with the world cup tourism, honestly.

Being told to "be a team player" when in actuality that means °allow people to walk over you °don't expect anyone to follow policies while also being forced to follow them urself °this isn't your job but do it anyway °nevermind whomever else that didn't do their job, you do whatever to make it work

And before anyone thinks these are unfounded tik tik facts. youtu.be/P2ZtmxNoZrQ?...

Well fuck!

Yesterday, my NIH IMPROVE Act passed the House unanimously! The next step? Getting it passed in the Senate. When I came to Congress, my goal was simple: end pregnancy-related deaths. This funding gets us one step closer to ending these maternal health disparities.

It's the AI obituaries for me. Same flyer layout as the rest of them. I know damn well if I die with that nice policy and my obituary is made with AI I'm coming back and knocking all this shit over

Why is it so hard for men to admit when they are confused or not completely clear on shit in the work place?!?!!! Just an office full of men who don't know what the fuck they are doing and too prideful to admit it!!!!! IM SICK OF YAL SHIT!

Fucking hiccups! What are we 3?!?!!!

You got this!

Thankies 🤗🤗

Also, clap for me. I completed two weeks of 3 meals a day. As a woman who never eats, I'm hella proud of this one right here ! 💪🏾💪🏾

Worked out a little yesterday. Baby steps. Found a video that said it's okay to suck, it's not okay to skip. So yal getting whatever until I get all the way locked in. But babbyyyyyyyyy this weight gotta go

I hate this. Because DV increases when teams lose. And on Valentine’s Day? Booo

Man look…I’m about to plan the most romantic Super Bowl party for two ever.

Fucckkkkkkkk are you kidding me ?????? Baby doesn't really care about Valentine's day (we spent it at Mardi gras this year) but I know damn well she's not going to want me to watch football all day

HELP YOU BE MEAN TO BAD PEOPLE

what you think you are in... you are not in you are not in a moment of equal consideration you are not in a moment where you life is equally valued you are not in a moment where facts, truth, and data is prioritized

My nigga the way I would’ve pulled that old bastard down a row and beat 7 shades of shit out of him. Boy fuck you & that pussy ass anthem.

It's wayyy to fucking hot in Louisiana to not be able to eat a salad

Crossing the pond JUST for the food is crazy. We have truly fallen as a nation 😭

Lmaoooo was on my way to get one and was like soooooo just mayo?? Pass lol

Oh no!!! Tell us more? Was the slap in the lobby or next to the cubicle ?? Did wife stay for charges? Was slap in front of husband?

Sooooooo I saw something regarding the Odyssey being filmed on sacred lands. I need to confirm prior to giving them people my coin. Damn colonizers love going places and not checking in first

Listennnnnn can the whole country just get new lettuce so I can eat a damn salad!!!!!!

Cops shoot us in the back ALL THE TIME. Free that momma and TO HELL with that pedo.

Being that I just found out that grits is corn, is it really that far fetch ???? (Also spoken as a barely breakfast eater)

I know that’s right. 👏👏 Congratulations!!

If by strict you mean following the rules, you damn Skippy

If my little city in Michigan didn't teach me anything it was to be "Beyond reproach". I do my shit, on time, correct, the first time. Because if small, incompetent men like anything it's to try to point out what you didn't do when we are here to talk about them. 😒😒

In case you didn't know, my no bs attitude and the ability to enforce the same rules for EVERYONE got me a 20k raise that I asked for my damn self. Lmaoooooo you don't scare me. Lol you can't have a role in the HR department being afraid to enforce the rule to small men

Idly mentioned the Helen-casting 'controversy' to a not-very-online friend. Her: Well, casting Lupita Nyongo as the most beautiful women makes sense, but what's her ethnicity in the original story? Me: Her ethnicity in the story was half Aetolian Greek, half Divine Swan, so...

Hearing discourse about the Odyssey because people think it’s an historical event, when in reality, it was Greek mythology.

Lmaooooooooooo the mythological creatures?!?!!!!!

My favorite is people going to my boss because I'm enforcing the rules for everyone. Oh no, I didn't show you favoritism so you're snitching. Too bad I don't give a fuck and am waiting on the day someone tells me to break the rules for someone. Fall in line or get the fuck on

"love doesn't bite" I'm afraid it does 😂😂😂 my girlfriend stayssss biten! Lol her butt, forehead, arm whatever I can bite, is getting bitten

The way we would all be finding out that day if shooting someone who ejaculated on you could be self defense, because I promise that's what's going to happen. I know brandishing can be a crime but at what point are we allowed to just shoot assholes like this!

A year and a half after he took office, and still claiming they inherited a mess is NOT the flex they believe. You can't get shit together in that time? Then it's YOU, bitch.

Girl no!!!!

I started Sims last night !!!! I'm excited! We will see how long this lasts