I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Whales will often have sucker marks from deep sea squid battles, so fucking cool they got this on video

BATTLE AT SEA

Release the files.

My brain is melting

thinking about this post for days

Remembering Jim Henson on what today would have been his 89th birthday.

this update may have made dark and darker the best game ever 🦀

Hi, I’m Sakher. I’m still alive. Still suffering. Just getting a stable internet connection to write this was a struggle. I’m not here for attention I’m here because my family needs help to survive. Everything in Gaza is expensive. Food, water, medicine all out of reach GFM: gofund.me/f116bf44 ⬇️⬇️⬇️

i am going to become a billionaire by inventing fake boobs you can wear on your ass

i think this picture, from a public promo stream for a video games starring one of the most popular comic book characters of all time owned by the disney corporation, should be used on every single story about storefronts taking down lgbt content

Blaming pregnant mothers for their kid's autism is so vile and damaging, especially if you know just how bad and guilty they already feel about a million other things. I know that there are moms out there who are believing this shit and it makes me so angry.

GODDAMN

your telling me theres a videogame called "deu sex"

Work fucked up my pay hours and while it will be resolved next pay, I am feeling helpless as I won't have enough for anything including groceries this fortnight If you want to buy me a drink so I can forget life, here's my kofi: ko-fi.com/numetalweeb

one of my most popular designs

Art by • Joan Llopis Doménech

The ivory Pequod was turned into what seemed a shamble; every sailor a butcher.

What I find gross about it is there is no similar outcry for depictions of gruesome and pornographic depictions of murder and violence. All of this is downwind of a culture that fetishizes violence and uses sex as purely a culture war vehicle at every turn now. I'm always brought back to this.

Lmao holy shit

Luigi getting released after a mistrial because the DoJ fucked up the entire case would be the funniest outcome of all this

Before the war, Gaza was a generous mother, shading her children with the abundance of their chivalry. If an old man stumbled under his load or a stranger needed help, you would see hands rushing toward him as if it were a collective prayer embodied in a good deed. 🔗 tinyurl.com/3sem5b4p

man if you thought That's Not My Problem felt good, wait until you've tried out the sequel, That's That Guy's Problem

It is now official, anyone who says "LGB without the T" is a confirmed fed and should be treated accordingly.

"TRUMP WANTS A SHUTDOWN TO DO MARTIAL LAW!!!! 😭😭😭" Nope, this regime doesn't plan, it moves fast and breaks things. EOs still aren't laws in a shutdown. The regime can't run during a shutdown. Elections CAN happen during a shutdown. Just stop the dooming and fight please. This is all so pathetic.

let’s be clear Marty McFly never almost fucked his mom in back to the future. His mom almost fucked him. I feel there is a big difference in this.

Curating your bsky experience is actually really easy and there's no excuse for not doing it

this is Dinky Pinkerton, he is a teenage supervillain with 4 front thumbs

marx is a useful building block but the extremely dismissive "read kapital" like that has every answer we need is just. unhelpful

great art representing parts of Asian culture can be made by non-Asians I will go to war for SIFU, and then point to all the great Asian-made martial arts films about revenge which suddenly don't count Aang and Korra are watching you nerds

martial arts are *part* of "our" culture, but they are meant to be shared with the world I've been beat up and hit with sticks by too many people from around the world to put up with this bullshit

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Q "How can we convince people the shooter targeted ice employees?" A "Make sure the bullets have 'anti-ice' written on them with a sharpie!" Q "Will that be enough evidence to convince them?" A "THEN leave the bullets in water!"

ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Oh man, he looks so devastatingly *cool* with that cigarette. YOU - “How did you get so cool, Kim?”

My bleppy baby boi

Treating autism as something to be cured is the problem, not actual autism.

To be fair to Nigel, the safety of Tylenol lacks the unimpeachable and exhaustive scientific basis he normally demands from say, a wildly erroneous CPS figure for how much immigrants "cost" the UK that was so embarrassingly dumb even the authoring think tank withdrew it.

Why are you following me? Please... go away. I'm quite busy.

Bro why did they massacre my boy like this?

Yakuza Kiwami 3 (with JPN/English voices) is officially announced

what the fuck i love iowa now

An Update: I received an email canceling my contract as a columnist at @startribune.com after sharing this story publicly. (I had written columns past the one-year contract already + been asked to continue on in July).

I'm still gonna get it but Damn, man. Downgrade.

The recasting of Rikiya is NOT going down well

I was send a beautiful package full of goodies by @princerosalium.bsky.social, the dev of Parfum Nostalgique! Getting such a pretty physical copy of an indie visual novel is awesome! #VisualNovel #Queer #Vampire