"We're in an upside-down world, one where someone can be obsessed with uncovering Jeffrey Epstein and his pedophile cabal, then vote a member of the Epstein cabal into the highest office in the land, and then happily go see a new Michael Jackson hagiography."

saw someone post this as a summary of the drake album, which really does sum it up

BREAKING: The Colorado Supreme Court, by 5-2, orders Children's Hospital Colorado to resume gender-affirming care to a group of trans plaintiffs. Justices Boatright and Samour dissent. Story coming soon.

PSA because I'm tired of this 🧵

Something I’ll always stand on.

discovered to my horror that sick pervert whump/ryona artists, have unlocked guro 2: depicting their character of choice as a stay at home mother.

its WHAM!!! Witch Hat Atelier Monday!!!

Had a revelation this morning. Criminals always choose Squirtle because the cops use Growlithe.

any time i get a slop "let us help you sell your book!"/"i noticed your illustrations on your website, let's work together" email i think to myself that they would work a lot better if they actually customized them to the person they're sending it to. but,

PLASTIcc SURGERY DISASTERRRRR

For the record, this proposal specifically targets gender identity. You have until May 22nd to submit a comment

Been doodling along while watching SU recently, Peridot freakin it sensitive style

Clerk: Are you an anthropomorphic duck or a zoomorphic human? Daffy: What? Clerk: :Like how Yogi can talk but he is always essentially a bear, but Donald has feathers but he lives in a house and is a Navy veteran, so he is just a dude. You feel me? Daffy: What answer lets me buy a meatball sub?

"birth rates are declining" don't care I already got born

we're getting a rental car while ours is in the shop, and this is the most chaotic shit I've ever seen. this lady just said they need a car that can handle carrying "1000-1200 pounds of coins". what the fuck do you mean by that. what are you doing

**SPOILER WARNING** Stupid that Grogu gets run over by a bus in the first five minutes. Why even put him in the title of the movie.

Yogurt...but it's just the water (investors groan) ... and it has AI (investors nod eagerly, one hands me his children to keep)

Not sure if this meme's making the rounds over here or not, but I'll post it anyway. Zero context might even make it better.

women in my phone message me like this

corncob country

gross little hentai dude with horny time stop powers has the most horrifying night of his life in 1980's cairo as the 3rd and by far weakest timestop guy in the area

been catching episodes of yu-gi-oh here and there since my friends on discord have been watching it

when are they going to let Link wear his little "CUNT." top again

Banksy strikes again

Hi BB hi hi hi why isn't she saying hi back,,?? #anthologyofthekiller

Good news: America's over

I think gummi ship stuff is pretty integral to the feel of adventure in the games, otherwise traveling between worlds feels less like exploring new frontiers and more like a Mario 3 level select screen

Tried my best to find the closest matching pineapple shirt

my sister is having a graduation ceremony today and i will now have to act like I'm emotional for normal reasons and not because I read "Sigourney Weaver over Grogu: “Geen poppenspelers” and laughed so hard i cried

do you remember markiplier?

i can do this too give me your bank account information

Dunno #brainbunnies

combat update snapshot is Insane

Hex Maniac and Gengar

it's funny how the portrait of them on the top screen is pretty cute and then their actual sprites for the game part on the bottom screen are impossibly scuffed

LRT: well TIL about Alice and Ape-III from Arm Wrestling. fun designs. Good Friends

The Cunt

grown ass man #gameoverse #artpost