Clerk: Are you an anthropomorphic duck or a zoomorphic human? Daffy: What? Clerk: :Like how Yogi can talk but he is always essentially a bear, but Donald has feathers but he lives in a house and is a Navy veteran, so he is just a dude. You feel me? Daffy: What answer lets me buy a meatball sub?

Going to assemble a cover band that just plays music from cartoons or occasionally muppet music

my 5e hot take is that I don't care if barbs is balanced or not. it's cheap, tactically boring, and flavorless in game fiction. If counterspell is confronting the DM and saying NOm barbs is replying with "well, actually" just utterly tedious anti-fun

my nails are so terrible right now. I blame global warming. changes in the gulf stream are destroying my cuticles

This was the genius of Twin Peaks, that it devoted so much time to the social impact of a single murder, and that any sort of heroic detective work was secondary to the community's grief

There has to be way to fit Kick Man in here if anyone can remember Kick Man

*solemnly* ooh wah ah ah ah

bbq hot take: mustard as a binder is evidence you don't care enough to leave meat uncovered to form a pellicle. It is one of the most "white people who cook for competitions instead of cooking for customers" ideas, similar to "ribs that don't cling to the bone are overcooked"

Love this unique game. Right balance of relaxing cozy and a bit of spoopy with puzzles and a fun story. Mayor May Knott is a good time and I recommend diving into it.

FF5900 90DD6C 9932CC this is my personal color scheme when the brain is in Marigold mode

I love the pun, but my heart will always default to #0047ab being kobold blue

My most grognardy take is dog kobolds are better than lizard kobolds. They still claim to be descended from dragons, but nobody takes a little talking chihuahua dude who runs a meth lab seriously about being "the true heir to tiamat's legacy"

When i log onto tiktok their algorithm serves me a bunch of musical theatre people, and they refuse to hear me when I speak the truth If you are a baritone and the auditons call for contemporary pop, you had better get comfortable singing some Drake

This is on the level of the unabomber in a parking lot with a pipe bomb inside a can of coca-cola stopping to tie his shoes and leaving the can on the roof of someone's car

If you ever thought minesweeper had too many numbers, SpindleyQ made a version that gives you the Monty Hall problem instead of telling you how many mines are adjacent www.information-superhighway.net/montsweeper/

had a noghtmare about a ghost that leaks nude photos. how are you gonna hold them accountable? they already dead

I keep coming back to this, but even if we discount all the other reasons to be against genAI, “I can’t be bothered to read anything that someone couldn’t be bothered to write” rings very true. If you aren’t passionate enough to write about a thing, just…don’t publish anything about it! That’s it!

I give up, Claude is conscious. Ergo AI developers must face imprisonment or execution for performing medical experiments on their living slave.

I need to get back to making music again, and when I do believe me when I say that if anyone tells me to stop being self deprecating or nobody will want to listen I will kick them to the floor and say, "you better listen because this is the music scum like you deserves"

It's kind of tragic how there can never be another Jandek, but the dream of achieving that sort of thing refuses to die. So many of us yearn for our own Ready For The House

@hooray4skeleton.bsky.social happy belated birthday. hope whatever celebration you had brought you satisfaction

Trouble Every Day

billionaires should not be treated as our captains. they should be treated as our pinatas

@edwardodell.bsky.social remind me to post pics when i make galette des rois tomorrow

mallgoth started as a cargo cult of neglected millenial teenagers with no elders comnining whatever they liked aesthetically from goth, punk, metal, rave, horror, and more, usually with little or no knowledge or understanding of its original context. ( a thread )

got a student grade melodica, am not proficient in keyboard instruments, so I'll have to practice like mad cuz i wanna rawk

Really hope that photo of Epstein and Chomsky together was not because Noam was looking for a pimp but because Jeff was looking for advice about manufacturing consent

It makes me think of a pay schedule where devs who don't code are paid less, then they are given the same workload and when they ask about pay discrepencies management tells them that what they are doing is technically scripting and nobody gets paid for scripting

as an america based rocker, I can only associate Beano with Eric Clapton and that's not for the best

a word of warning, failbetter's games are all wonderful but they are made for playing on a giant monitor or television that can fill your entire field of vision. the text is painfully tiny if you play game only in handheld mode

@theotherhappyplace.bsky.social done got my copy of your monster book. it's real pretty

No, what I was hoping for was decompression during my down time! DE-compression! (feelings of terror begin to distort and SUSTAIN)

Hey if we're doing the thing where we support art educators as a way to push back against Gen AI... Could I see some love and signal boosts to help increase the popularity of my art tutorials? Youtube.com/nattosoup

Film you've seen more than six times. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LotR, or Marvel Baby!

once again i am upset that wrapped is completely unavailable on spotify's web app

I have played so many games that were takes on ikaruga that I feel like I like it but am unsure if I actually do like it or just some interpretation

Can someone who knows linguistics better than me explain the difference between "I went to the shop" and "I was going to the shop" I feel like I understand the difference in my heart and in my lungs but I don't feel equipped to explain the difference

really don't like that schummer's imaginary friends have the same name as me

groyperhaus

talking about creative blocks with "spiritual" people is terrible because asking what I've done to sever my connection to the divine is the opposite of helpful

I think a lot about the chance we had at the start of COVID to finally become a more compassionate, collectivist nation, and how profoundly we were failed not only by the sociopathic greed of the ruling class but by each other. It doesn’t mean we won’t get there, but the lost opportunity haunts me.

There's more to it than that. It's also a story about how one man who was supposed to be a great genius declared that there collective action was not just a force for evil but evil in itself his solution was to organize a strike

I'd nominate NES Strider. The wall jump in Fusion isn't as satisfying as Chun Li's wall jump from Street Fighter but Samus is a different sort of beast

isnt this basically how the phantom menace started

the remnants of Putt-Putt are obvious here

No artistry but con artistry is both the goal and the expertise of the peddlers of generative AI

FANGIO by Peter Peter Hughes best concept album of all time

frienz, these are good chocolates. I've gotten them a few times and they've been marvelous every single time, especially the milk chocolate varieties which are not as impressive as the dark

Wolves at the center of the sun must dare to be loved by everyone